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question for girls

  • 14-01-2012 10:37pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    do girls have the same thing lads have to 'ride someone', like my mates would always be like you'd lash her out of it or whatever but how do girls talk about guys when they not around?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    They're worse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    do girls have the same thing lads have to 'ride someone', like my mates would always be like you'd lash her out of it or whatever but how do girls talk about guys when they not around?

    They say the same thing my friend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    they say the same in different ways


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,969 ✭✭✭laoch na mona


    your little bubble of naivety is about to be destroyed


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    OSI wrote: »
    "I'm so gonna have unprotected sex with him, get pregnant and tie him down to a committed relationship."
    How vulgar

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I don't know about other girls, but me and my female friend do talk about men like that.
    OSI wrote: »
    "I'm so gonna have unprotected sex with him, get pregnant and tie him down to a committed relationship."

    That's the dream.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    do girls have the same thing lads have to 'ride someone',

    In my limited experience, I've noticed they have vaginas.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    not personally, the closest I get is thinking "I'd say they're grand for a chat". Then I go make some tea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Imagine coming to the internet to seek the views of wimmin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Ride me sideways, that was another one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Some girls will, some girls won't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Babybuff wrote: »
    not personally, the closest I get is thinking "I'd say they're grand for a chat". Then I go make some tea.

    :eek: OMG! You filthy rip! Stop objectifying us for our "chat"!


  • Moderators Posts: 51,922 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    EdenHazard wrote: »
    do girls have the same thing lads have to 'ride someone', like my mates would always be like you'd lash her out of it or whatever but how do girls talk about guys when they not around?

    no, they live a life of piety in a convent until their father has amassed a suitable dowery to attract potential husbands.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I would never talk about my dangerous liaisons with anyone. I don't like the idea of painting an intimate picture of someone I care about to someone else.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    Babybuff wrote: »
    not personally, the closest I get is thinking "I'd say they're grand for a chat". Then I go make some tea.

    That is weird as fuck!

    *Brad Pitt approaches you.*
    Babybuff wrote:
    Would ye like a cup of tea.


    This is you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    I've never got the horn reading boards tbf.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Charleigh Magnificent Barefaced


    i'd snuggle up on the couch and watch dvds with him so hard
    oh yeah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    I talk about guys looks with the girls, whose the best ar$e, chest, face etc..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    i'd snuggle up on the couch and watch dvds with him so hard
    oh yeah


    Ooooohhhhh.....I'm all a-quiver, PM sent! Yeh know, looking for recommendations for DVD's :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    OP, do your parents know you are still up?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 kelsie0811


    this has to be the funniest thing i've seen all day!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    efb wrote: »
    I talk about guys looks with the girls, whose the best ar$e, chest, face etc..

    bagsie best etc


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Schoolboy error, assuming that only women would answer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    If women actually answered the question honestly, one of two things would happen:
    A. They reveal that they are sexual beings and genuinely enjoy sex, just like men, which results in a ****storm of comments ranging from slut accusations to want to come home and get anally raped suggestions from all other quarters.
    2. Flirt/whore thanks thread gets closed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    Schoolboy error, assuming there are women on the internet

    well he did say girls..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Babybuff wrote: »
    If women actually answered the question honestly, one of two things would happen:
    A. They reveal that they are sexual beings and genuinely enjoy sex, just like men, which results in a ****storm of comments ranging from slut accusations to want to come home and get anally raped suggestions from all other quarters.
    2. Flirt/whore thanks thread gets closed.

    I was honest

    (except for the second part of my post)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭ygolometsipe


    I talked to a girl once, I asked her what she was thinking. she said "nothing" so there you go... they dont think!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,118 ✭✭✭Babybuff


    I was honest

    (except for the second part of my post)
    It's early yet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Some girls will, some girls won't.

    Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

    /showingmyage


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

    /showingmyage

    Thats Racey talk.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    koth wrote: »
    no, they live a life of piety in a convent until their father has amassed a suitable dowery to attract potential husbands.

    But the husband better have land with road frontage, if not all deals are off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    IM0 wrote: »
    well he did say girls..

    Yes I noticed that, and I stand by what I said previously. You tried to be funny, but it wasn't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo

    /showingmyage

    Thats Racey talk.

    :D

    (nervously turns away from you)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    Girls are not like guys in a sense they think/talk about that sort of stuff....they just go out and do it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Gandalph wrote: »
    Girls are not like guys in a sense they think/talk about that sort of stuff....they just go out and do it

    I knew a girl like that once - her name was Niki or something like that


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    :D

    (nervously turns away from you)

    Boy oh boy no need to worry. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    :D

    (nervously turns away from you)

    Boy oh boy no need to worry. ;)

    Getting a sensational buzz! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 270 ✭✭bicardi19


    If there was any other place I would love to be other than the kitchen making sandwiches, it would be in the bedroom giving him a good seeing too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    They're worse.
    Are they? Very few people talk the tripe in the OP - male or female.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    I personally make lewd comments about both sexes, because I'm
    vulgar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Nah they're not

    Men Look for Sex and Find Love. Women Look for Love and Find Sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Dudess wrote: »
    Are they? Very few people talk the tripe in the OP - male or female.

    What do you mean here by tripe?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Dudess wrote: »
    Are they? Very few people talk the tripe in the OP - male or female.

    What do you mean here by tripe?
    The silly teenage stuff - apart from jokingly.

    But both sexes talk about fancying people.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Dudess wrote: »
    The silly teenage stuff - apart from jokingly.

    But both sexes talk about fancying people.

    ah right, I agree so.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    44leto wrote: »
    Nah they're not

    Men Look for Sex and Find Love. Women Look for Love and Find Sex.

    Seriously ?

    When did you find Doc Brown's DeLorean and when are you taking it back to 1722 ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    bicardi19 wrote: »
    If there was any other place I would love to be other than the kitchen making sandwiches, it would be in the bedroom giving him a good seeing too.

    When me and mrs Mattjack bought our first house , it needed so much work done to it that I put the bed in the kitchen.Twas like having sex in a restaurant.Cooker,fridge,bed and tv in the one room.
    I was gonna have a piss in the sink one night,but she....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    Sure when would we find the time, OP? Those sandwiches are not going to make themselves while we stand around talking about penises and ejaculation and what not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,357 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    I'd make him bleed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    I'd make him bleed

    What?! You're not supposed to use your teeth, you know. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,357 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    Millicent wrote: »
    What?! You're not supposed to use your teeth, you know. :eek:

    I'm not a girl ;)


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