Scarlet!

MagicMarker

So the mother is always complaining about how there's nothing on TV blah blah, so I decided to show her Netflix as a good alternative. So there I am with lapton in hand, browsing through the selection and I decide to click on George Carlin (first mistake) to show her how it works etc, so the clip starts and I decide to skip through the intro to a random point, and what are the first words we hear?


''...apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is.''


Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

starbelgrade

You should get her to join Boards.

Jesus Wept

I bet she knows.

TheZohanS

I bet yore ma knows what one is.

Oranage2

How many boardsies does it take to show their mother how to use Netflix?





2 - one to show her and another one to post on boards!

Feeona

MagicMarker wrote: »

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Careful now, you don't want her to hear you cursing like that

RickRoll

Whats Scarlet got to do with this?

mikom

MagicMarker wrote: »

So the mother is always complaining about how there's nothing on TV blah blah, so I decided to show her Netflix as a good alternative. So there I am with lapton in hand, browsing through the selection and I decide to click on George Carlin (first mistake) to show her how it works etc, so the clip starts and I decide to skip through the intro to a random point, and what are the first words we hear?


''...apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is.''


Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Be funny if your ould wan turned to you, ruffled you hair and said "you're my little pussy fart".

mardybumbum

Love george.

K-9

I thought it was going to the porn collection that she accidentally seen!

Benny_Cake

All the safe,vanilla stuff on Netflix and you played George Carlin for your mother - love it!

brummytom

My mom asked me what "clunge" meant a few weeks back, during the Comedy Awards when Kylie said it.


"What does 'clunge' mean?"
"I've never heard it before"
"You must have. Clunge. Clunge. What is it?"
"I don't-"
"Clunge"
"Mom, I don't know what it means, stop saying it"

My name is URL

On the bright side, now you both know.

ejmaztec

RickRoll wrote: »

Whats Scarlet got to do with this?

Frankly, I don't give a damn.

Jesus Wept

brummytom wrote: »

My mom asked me what "clunge" meant a few weeks back, during the Comedy Awards when Kylie said it.


"What does 'clunge' mean?"
"I've never heard it before"
"You must have. Clunge. Clunge. What is it?"
"I don't-"
"Clunge"
"Mom, I don't know what it means, stop saying it"

Bet she knows well.
Well played.

Samich

Scarlet is some stupid dublin word from what I know. Largely pronounced as scarleh by young wans.

amacca

brummytom wrote: »

My mom asked me what "clunge" meant a few weeks back, during the Comedy Awards when Kylie said it.

Kylie said clunge :eek:

brummytom

amacca wrote: »

Kylie said clunge :eek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39Oij1jWBRc

9 seconds in

Giselle

MagicMarker wrote: »

''...apparently some people don't know what a pussy fart is.''


Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

My mum would've cracked up laughing.

fuerte1976

I'd give Kylie clunge ... mmmmmmm ;);)

Samich

fuerte1976 wrote: »

I'd give Kylie clunge ... mmmmmmm ;);)

Who's clunge would ya give her?

senorwipesalot

Whats the difference between a fridge and a fanny?




























A fridge doesnt fart when you take the meat out.

MagicMarker

Can't say I've ever heard the word clunge in my life, and have no idea what it is.

Plazaman

MagicMarker wrote: »

Can't say I've ever heard the word clunge in my life, and have no idea what it is.

Not an Inbetweeners fan eh? Think they made it up.

Diabhal Beag

Scarlet is also a terrible name

Sky King

I know what you mean OP, my cat farts all the time too.

Ficheall

brummytom wrote: »

My mom asked me what "clunge" meant a few weeks back, during the Comedy Awards when Kylie said it.


"What does 'clunge' mean?"
"I've never heard it before"
"You must have. Clunge. Clunge. What is it?"
"I don't-"
"Clunge"
"Mom, I don't know what it means, stop saying it"

Or you could have just told her?

spoofilyj

Plazaman wrote: »

Not an Inbetweeners fan eh? Think they made it up.

No Clunge has been around long before the inbetweeners...:P

El Weirdo

Plazaman wrote: »

Not an Inbetweeners fan eh? Think they made it up.

Did they bollocks.

Dudess

My friend's mum arrived up from the shop one day exclaiming "They're all talking about spunk down in the shop - what's spunk?!"

mattjack

Dudess wrote: »

My friend's mum arrived up from the shop one day exclaiming "They're all talking about spunk down in the shop - what's spunk?!"

And what type of shop would this be ?

mikom

Dudess wrote: »

what's spunk?!"

It's a rock music genre that developed between 1974 and 1976 in the United States, the United Kingdom, and Australia.
Rooted in garage rock and other forms of what is now known as protopunk music, punk rock bands eschewed perceived excesses of mainstream 1970s rock.
Punk bands created fast, hard-edged music, typically with short songs, stripped-down instrumentation, and often political, anti-establishment lyrics. Punk embraces a DIY ethic; many bands self-produced recordings and distributed them through informal channels.

cassid

Once you push a baby into this world, pussy farts are nothing compared to what happens "downstairs" in a labour ward:D

El Weirdo

cassid wrote: »

Once you push a baby into this world, pussy farts are nothing compared to what happens "downstairs" in a labour ward:D

Eurrgghh... don't remind me about that. I made the mistake of taking a look at the business end when my eldest was born.

Needless to say, I stuck to the shouty, screamy end for the second.

Nailz

Scarlet... Fecking Dublin sayings.

losthorizon

Oh ashley....