Deli lady cuts the roll down the top and not the side

lifeandtimes

You guys wont believe this...

The deli lady in the shop next to my work cant cut a roll properly to save her life,as any normal person would the cut the roll down the side so that it folds over in a 180 degrees fashion and put your food in that way,this lady cuts it done the top of the roll so it opens partially in a v shape and cant fit nearly as much food in thus leaving a lot of my chicken which i am paying for(full price by the way) on the counter,i have stated it to her many times but she doesn't register it...WTF!!!!:eek:

How would you guys handle this?

LT

deisedave

Probably burn her house down or go to a different shop not quite sure yet

MugMugs

Might well find a new Deli?

smash

lifeandtimes wrote: »

How would you guys handle this?

Guess I'd just eat the roll and shut up.

summerskin

eat somewhere else.

Sindri

Shoot her shoot them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothingbetter2d

i'd say sorry this is not prepared to my satisfaction... can another staff member please prepare my roll for me.

Highlight the fact she is **** at her job but in a polite and calm manner.

Nothingbetter2d

oh and in before the blast her with piss comment

AeoNGriM

lifeandtimes wrote: »

You guys wont believe this...

The deli lady in the shop next to my work cant cut a roll properly to save her life,as any normal person would the cut the roll down the side so that it folds over in a 180 degrees fashion and put your food in that way,this lady cuts it done the top of the roll so it opens partially in a v shape and cant fit nearly as much food in thus leaving a lot of my chicken which i am paying for(full price by the way) on the counter,i have stated it to her many times but she doesn't register it...WTF!!!!:eek:

How would you guys handle this?

LT

Ask her to do it again, this time as specified otherwise you aren't paying for it?

the groutch

blast her with mayonnaise

Sindri

Just put up with it like all the rest of us would.

seamus

www.whitewhine.com

Micky Dolenz

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

i'd say sorry this is not prepared to my satisfaction... can another staff member please prepare my roll for me.

Highlight the fact she is **** at her job but in a polite and calm manner.

I've learnt a few things in my time, never complain to the people who prepare what you eat. Unless you like eating spit :P

Sindri

Balls up.

M5

OP you fit fcuk all in the roll like that! Cheap sods probably figured that out! You may have answered your own question

DarkJager

I'm failing to see a problem. If the roll is cut from top down it still opens exactly the same way as if it was cut down the side?

Still if it's a major issue you might want to recreate that scene from Ghost, except the pottery wheel will be the roll and you'll be lovingly guiding her hairy deli hands along it in a perfect cut.

Newaglish

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I've learnt a few things in my time, never complain to the people who prepare what you eat. Unless you like eating spit :P

How exactly is someone in a deli, who prepares your food about 3 feet in front of you, going to spit in your roll? "One moment while I inexplicably take your food into the back room"?!

Feeona

IBSB

CreepingDeath

Ask for a wrap instead.

Jazzzman

tell her you want everything on top of the uncut roll

that'll make her head explode

they'll hire a new polish girl who can do the job properly

Sindri

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Ask for a wraparound instead.

tiernanobrien

thats awful... you should just switch to a wrap. Or else you could make a point and ask for loads of bulky crap like chicken coleslaw cheese tomato onion etc and see how she fits it in. When she says it wont fit just go 'cut it down the side, its what I always get' and then maybe she'll learn.

Captain McDuck

Jump over the counter, head but in the face, bend her over the counter, rip off her kacks and ram the roll up her arse...... That is what I would do.

lifeandtimes

they'll hire a new polish girl who can do the job properly[/QUOTE]

She is polish girl fyi and iv seen other people see her do it and give the exact same reaction of complete shock and horror at what she is doing..most are so stunned at what she has done they don't even call her up on it

what a day

What a freak!!! Does she have webbed fingers or any thing, she sounds like she could be a mutant.

Id report her to the FSAI.

Although i got a roll before and the letuce was covered in green flys!! Nearly puked on the spot!

Micky Dolenz

Newaglish wrote: »

How exactly is someone in a deli, who prepares your food about 3 feet in front of you, going to spit in your roll? "One moment while I inexplicably take your food into the back room"?!

Glove goes to mouth, spit goes to glove, glove handles food that is placed into your bap, roll etc. They are right sneaky, watch for it.

ScumLord

DarkJager wrote: »

I'm failing to see a problem. If the roll is cut from top down it still opens exactly the same way as if it was cut down the side?

Rolls are in fact oval, she's cutting it at the narrowest part of the rolls diameter which is giving less bread real estate for disgusting deli muck to be inserted into said roll.

Brendog

I can even cut a roll better, and I've no hands...

Feeona

Captain McDuck wrote: »

Jump over the counter, head but in the face, bend her over the counter, rip off her kacks and ram the roll up her arse...... That is what I would do.

Now, now don't lie, that's what you DID do.

So I hope prison's going alright for you, what with all the 'rolls' coming your way.

Sindri

Brendog wrote: »

I can even cut a roll better, and I've no hands...

Did you type the above with your penis?

DrGreenthumb

if it bothers you so much how about you tell her how to cut it the way you like it instead of going on the internet to moan about it, we dont cut your roll

lifeandtimes

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

if it bothers you so much how about you tell her how to cut it the way you like it instead of going on the internet to moan about it, we dont cut your roll

If you read my first post properly you would see i have told her numerous times..she doesn't get it and still does it,i would go to another deli but there's none around

suzie987

I think this calls for pictorial evidence OP

DrGreenthumb

well you see her doing it in front of you just speak up and pull her up on it and tell her the way you want it,
keep sending the bogey ones back and she'll soon get the message

Katgurl

I don't understand. She cuts it vertically instead of horizontally?

ScumLord

lifeandtimes wrote: »

If you read my first post properly you would see i have told her numerous times..she doesn't get it and still does it,i would go to another deli but there's none around

Have you tried shaking your fist in her face and saying "why I oughtta!

Chuck Stone

That would annoy me.

That's one of the most disturbing stories I've heard in recent times.

Sindri

Ask for roll, get roll, place penis roll, say you are unsatisfied, hand back roll, get handjob. Whatsa problem

sophieblake

At first when I read your post I thought "ah come on" but now I think you have a really valid complaint here. You are paying for a service, you are the customer and she should do as you ask. The fact that she continues to ignore your request is valid reason for complaint and that's what I would do. I would complain to the manager. He/she will probably roll their eyes and wonder how you are so trivial but I would point out that customer satisfaction is important.

Nothingbetter2d

Sindri wrote: »

Ask for roll, get roll, place penis roll, say you are unsatisfied, hand back roll, get handjob. Whatsa problem

prey she doesnt try to cut it from the top down :eek:

DrGreenthumb

i don't see the problem here, you see her doing it wrong, speak up at the time and tell her to cut it normally, problem solved

sophieblake

DrGreenthumb wrote: »

i don't see the problem here, you see her doing it wrong, speak up at the time and tell her to cut it normally, problem solved

He has spoken to her. She still does it wrong

Nothingbetter2d

sophieblake wrote: »

He has spoken to her. She still does it wrong

complain to the manager... get her sacked and replaced by a polish girl

lifeandtimes

I'm really glad there is other people out there who see this as a problem too,thought i was being ridiculous and turning into Larry David or something...

AeoNGriM

sophieblake wrote: »

He has spoken to her. She still does it wrong

Presumably she doesn't have any magic powers that levitate his money out of his pocket and into the till in exchange for a roll which has not been prepared to his liking, therefore the question remains why is he continuing to pay for said incorrectly prepared roll.

Anyways, you're a woman, I would have thought you would understand the concept of a man not happy with his sammich.

bazza1

It's a disgrace Joe...:D

Cee-Jay-Cee

Simply say "cut it down the side so half the food i'm paying for doesnt fall out" If she refuses and cuts it the same as she normally does, say you dont want it and order another one made the way you asked. She sounds a bit special to be honest so go easy on her.

frag420

girl in deli beside my last apt used to cut the sausages for my sausage sambo across and not down the lenght of the sausage as any normal person with a rudementory knowledge of sambo making should do.

First time it happened I got back to apt, made a cup of tea put the match on and unwrapped my sambo, picked it up and like the dressing from a big mac half the sausage fell out the back of the sambo onto my new jeans covering them in ketchup!!

Was not happy!!:mad:

DrGreenthumb

frag420 wrote: »

girl in deli beside my last apt used to cut the sausages for my sausage sambo across and not down the lenght of the sausage as any normal person with a rudementory knowledge of sambo making should do.

First time it happened I got back to apt, made a cup of tea put the match on and unwrapped my sambo, picked it up and like the dressing from a big mac half the sausage fell out the back of the sambo onto my new jeans covering them in ketchup!!

Was not happy!!:mad:

I bet you were seeing red alright

sophieblake

AeoNGriM wrote: »

Presumably she doesn't have any magic powers that levitate his money out of his pocket and into the till in exchange for a roll which has not been prepared to his liking, therefore the question remains why is he continuing to pay for said incorrectly prepared roll.

Anyways, you're a woman, I would have thought you would understand the concept of a man not happy with his sammich.

I am agreeing with OP so i do understand it. It's not just about the roll imo, it's shoddy service and he has every right to be annoyed. And fair point about not continuing to pay.

Coriolanus

Sindri wrote: »

Brendog wrote: »

I can even cut a roll better, and I've no hands...

Did you type the above with your penis?

Must've lost his hands in Nom.