The funny conversations you have overheard out of context

fakearms123

I am sure this type of thread has been done to death but it's an excuse for me to share my story,

so I just overheard one of the funniest conversations on the way home between two american businessmen in suits, first guy starts quoting off a load of statistics while the second guy listened attentively and then the second businessman said "Yes, the availability of child pornography is astonishing"

Sindri

Where may I get in touch with the second businessman.

Chuck Stone

I don't get it...

Oranage2

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I don't get it...

Probably one of those 'have to be there' moments

Fighting Irish

lol no

blue note

A similar one:

I was in a pub one evening and it just happened to go quiet for a moment.

A guy at the table next to us finished off his story;

"so anyway, it turns out she has a cock".

AnonoBoy

"While she may have got away without picking up the infection needless to say I had the last laugh."

Lady von Purple

''I know... We should do a three legged pub crawl!'' -I want to know what problem this is the solution to.

Chuck Stone

Oranage2 wrote: »

Probably one of those 'have to be there' moments

I hope so cos I'm not seeing the thing in the thing.

snooleen

Overheard this snippet while walking through campus, "Was he sad like 'sitting on the stairs, drinking gin and crying' sad, or..?"

KimboSlice

I love these threads.
There's a few funny ones over at www.overheardwhat.com

My favorite is:

Girl: "You Smell..Use some deodorant"
Boyfriend: "I haven't got any so breathe through your mouth"

Corvo

Remember I was talking to one of my mates about a drunken fancy dress party as I was walking along the street. As I turned the corner two women (pretty fit too) just caught me saying "So I spriting down the street dressed as Batman"..and they looked at me like I was a looney

TopOfTheRight

Walking past a group of upmarket-looking businessmen on the way to college - "so if we were to ship the semen out there first..." - that was all we heard

policarp

TopOfTheRight wrote: »

Walking past a group of upmarket-looking businessmen on the way to college - "so if we were to ship the semen out there first..." - that was all we heard

Could've been Ship the Seamen. . .