Dogs gone under the couch

Ron Weasley

Well lads and ladies of After Hours, I need help, my dog has gone under the couch since 9am and he will not come out, yes he is still alive. He went in there after I throw a ball under it and wouldn't come out. I'm on meds for back pain at the minute so lifting the couch is pointless, I've tried using a sweeping brush but he just keeps playing with it, any ideas, cheers guys

ejmaztec

I'll just whistle for him.













Is he out yet?

MitchKoobski

A bigger sweeping brush that can push him out.

messrs

Can you tempt him out with a treat?

AnonoBoy

Smoke him out.

Ron Weasley

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'll just whistle for him.













Is he out yet?

Ha Ha I've been trying that all morning, my brother will be coming around later so thank god he is going to lift up the couch

El Weirdo

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Cianos

Tell him you've started a thread on Boards about it and he'll come out to have a look.

Abi

Dopey dog. Just shout under "you were supposed to go into the fuckin' wardrobe".

Jesus Shaves

Leave the room for a few minutes leaving a few treats on the floor, he'll come out then

ejmaztec

It must be time to blast him with something.

Bruthal

Jedward CD on a portable player, put under couch. Solved.

ballsymchugh

how about burning the couch?

Sunnyisland

Thats cat.

Duggy747

Take a shìte into the couch, the smell will disgust him.

If that fails, at least you'll have had him fed :pac:

Ron Weasley

Guys I'm getting help later from the brother, thanks for the help.

smash

Why not just leave him there?

ejmaztec

Dog's probably sh1t himself and is stuck to the carpet.

Deus Ex Machina

You could try call him out

Zulu

Hoover on one side (stick), treats on the other (carrot).

If that doesn't work, I'll come over and life the couch for you.

Ron Weasley

I got him out guys, I throw a a brillo pad beside the couch and he came out, thank you, the brother will probably be mocking me later

El Weirdo

Ron Weasley wrote: »

...the brother will probably be mocking me later

We can do that for you now, if you want?

stovelid

Cattle prod.

Oops you got him out. Just use the prod on him anyway for a laugh.

frag420

Ctrl - Alt - Delete

The solution to all of life little foibles......

SteelyDanJalapeno

eh lift the couch?

your on meds so i dont see the problem?

sensibleken

tunnel underneath the couch

frag420

stovelid wrote: »

Cattle prod.

can you get a Catholic version?

Bruthal

El Weirdo wrote: »

We can do that for you now, if you want?

His brother seems helpful, so id say he is sorted there.

Son Of A Vidic

Ron Weasley wrote: »

any ideas, cheers guys

I find training a dog properly usually does the trick. So now that he is out, get cracking on it.

why did he come out for a brillo pad ?

Ron Weasley

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I find training a dog properly usually does the trick. So now that he is out, get cracking on it.

Please dont speak like that about my dog, I spent £100 on a training course for him before, I don't know how to do the euro sign, thanks for the help anyway guys

TheZohanS

Turn on the vacuum cleaner!

Ron Weasley

robbie7730 wrote: »

His brother seems helpful, so id say he is sorted there.

I dont' know

ejmaztec

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

I find training a dog properly usually does the trick. So now that he is out, get cracking on it.

His dog's probably choked to death on the brillo pad, so it's too late for training now.:(

Bruthal

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please dont speak like that about my dog, I spent £100 on a training course for him before

Spend it on weight training, so you can lift the couch the next time

Ron Weasley

Please can the owners lock this thread I started, it has turned into nothing but people being abusive towards animals, thank you, he came out

Jumpy

If the dog is under couch ...

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ejmaztec

TheZohan wrote: »

Turn on the vacuum cleaner!

I was going to suggest a high suction vacuum cleaner pipe to the nadgers, but didn't want the Animal Liberation Front to burn my house down.

sensibleken

Get a bigger dog, or a lower couch so it doesnt happen again

Bruthal

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please can the owners lock this thread I started, it has turned into nothing but people being abusive towards animals, thank you, he came out

Out of the closet?

SteelyDanJalapeno

sensibleken wrote: »

Get a bigger dog, or a lower couch so it doesnt happen again

Get a smaller couch,

checkmate

Jumpy

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please can the owners lock this thread I started, it has turned into nothing but people being abusive towards animals, thank you, he came out

Typical Weasley.

punchdrunk

clearly your dog is Anne Frank reincarnate.

pebbles21

Yusuf Brief Historian wrote: »

why did he come out for a brillo pad ?

Cos its a bit woof....

Ormus

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please dont speak like that about my dog, I spent £100 on a training course for him before, I don't know how to do the euro sign, thanks for the help anyway guys

Try Alt GR and 4.

If that doesn't work try typing 100 Euro.

If that doesn't work, throw a brillo pad at it.

Immaculate Pasta

Pics or GTFO

:cool:

cyrusdvirus

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please can the owners lock this thread I started, it has turned into nothing but people being abusive towards animals, thank you, he came out

The owners of the dog?

Did you steal the dog? Is that why he was hiding underneath the couch??
WHAT SORT OF PERSON ARE YOU!!!
Stealing someone's dog!!

That's disgraceful

Son Of A Vidic

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please dont speak like that about my dog, I spent £100 on a training course for him before, I don't know how to do the euro sign, thanks for the help anyway guys

If you need to spend €100 on someone else training your dog, then you don't deserve to own a dog.

Ctrl + Alt + 4 will give you the Euro sign btw.

yermandan

Thread delivers

keano_afc

Pfft, call yourself a wizard OP?

pebbles21

Ron Weasley wrote: »

Please can the owners lock this thread I started, it has turned into nothing but people being abusive towards animals, thank you, he came out

Now we know why the dog ran under the couch....cos he sees you run behind the couch every time the doorbell rings,ya big womans blouse....:D