What do your mates take the piss out of you about? ?

John Doe1

I get called a hipster because of my superior music taste and homosexual because of my lack of interest in Football

alwaysadub

My height.
I'm a short arse.

FatherLen

my height.













hipster

don ramo

being an argumentative cÚnt,

now what the fu3k did you call me

RickRoll

Nothing, I am perfect.

Storminateacup

Well this onnne time I dyed my hair red.



I ain't ever getting over that.

"alrite rusty?" :mad:

chin_grin

John Doe1 wrote: »

I get called a hipster because of my superior music taste and homosexual because of my lack of interest in Football

Bigging yourself up much? Music is relative. What sucks to you could rock to me (and vica versa). But, that mindset will come to you with age.

I also detest football and find your mates slagging you about this a little ironic. They're watching twenty two fellas................in shorts..............running around. No wonder they have to act like pr!cks to "alpha" it up.

Tesco Massacre

My glasses.

I can't help it, I need them to see!:(

John Doe1

chin_grin wrote: »

Bigging yourself up much? Music is relative. What sucks to you could rock to me (and vica versa). But, that mindset will come to you with age.

I also detest football and find your mates slagging you about this a little ironic. They're watching twenty two fellas................in shorts..............running around. No wonder they have to act like pr!cks to "alpha" it up.

That first part is called a joke

Its no naked baby oil wrestling anyway, now thats good!

(baby oil-the product)

Tesco Massacre

John Doe1 wrote: »

I get called a hipster because of my superior music taste and homosexual because of my lack of interest in Football

So then John Doe1, if that is your real name, what bands are you into?

chin_grin

John Doe1 wrote: »

That first part is called a joke

Its no naked baby oil wrestling anyway, now thats good!

(baby oil-the product)

Oh...............Um...........Ah found it! <switches on sense of humour> Sorry about that!

And yeah, I figured........................Hipster. :pac:

John Doe1

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

So then John Doe1, if that is your real name, what bands are you into?

Of course it is

Cliff Richard's Rape fantasy and Metallic Sphincter mostly

ProudDUB

I talk really fast. I mean, really, really fast. I get slagged about it all the time. Get told "Sorry, I don't speak Klingon" or " What is that in English then? ". Have made my peace with it now, but t'was a pain growing up.

When I was in my teens, my aunt gave me (what I thought was) the perfect riposte to people telling me that I spoke too fast:

" I don't speak fast. You just THINK slowly ! "

( Bada bing, thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week...try the veal ! )

Went down a treat I can tell ye, when I took it for a test run with my 3rd year English teacher when she had me recite some $hite by Yeats. God those seats in the Principals office were HARD !

Tesco Massacre

John Doe1 wrote: »

Of course it is

Cliff Richard's Rape fantasy and Metallic Sphincter mostly

Good choices.

Anal Cu*t and John Cougar Concentration Camp for me.

Kadent

ProudDUB wrote: »

I talk really fast. I mean, really, really fast. I get slagged about it all the time. Get told "Sorry, I don't speak Klingon" or " What is that in English then? ". Have made my peace with it now, but t'was a pain growing up.

When I was in my teens, my aunt gave me (what I thought was) the perfect riposte to people telling me that I spoke too fast:

" I don't speak fast. You just THINK slowly ! "

( Bada bing, thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week...try the veal ! )

Went down a treat I can tell ye, when I took it for a test run with my 3rd year English teacher when she had me recite some $hite by Yeats. God those seats in the Principals office were HARD !

I read all that very fast in my head

The Master.

chin_grin wrote: »

John Doe1 wrote: »

I get called a hipster because of my superior music taste and homosexual because of my lack of interest in Football

Bigging yourself up much? Music is relative. What sucks to you could rock to me (and vica versa). But, that mindset will come to you with age.

I also detest football and find your mates slagging you about this a little ironic. They're watching twenty two fellas................in shorts..............running around. No wonder they have to act like pr!cks to "alpha" it up.

Another bumder! Thats discusting

Stained Class

Haven't got any mates.

Also the ones I had before that 'skitted' me are dead now...

dave3004

Shrek - Due to my grotesque hands. I bite my fingernails and my skin around them. I also burnt my left hand in a fire which has given me a webbed hand.

Gollum - Please see above.

Sharkhead / hammerhead - My mates tell me I've a brooding forehead.

Danson - after the actor who also has a brooding forehead

Clubber Lang - I'm equipped

John Doe1

The Master. wrote: »

Another bumder! Thats discusting

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/superior

WindSock

Having no mates.

Rich11

cos i straighten my hair, cant have it messy can i... wear skinny jeans....... best one is they think im gay:eek: but i have a girlfriend:cool:

Fourteen

Rich11 wrote: »

but i have a girlfriend:cool:

Nice cover.

Temptamperu

Rich11 wrote: »

cos i straighten my hair, cant have it messy can i... wear skinny jeans....... best one is they think im gay:eek: but i have a girlfriend:cool:

Its called a beard son :pac:

massdebater

Rich11 wrote: »

cos i straighten my hair, cant have it messy can i... wear skinny jeans....... best one is they think im gay:eek: but i have a girlfriend:cool:

Having a girlfriend is gay.

Azureus

I get slagged for having small feet and always ending up with the kids bowling shoes with velcro on em ('because Id hurt myself with actual laces') etc.

dunnaman93

Rich11 wrote: »

cos i straighten my hair

I would question the sexual orientation of any male that straightens his hair.


Combine that with "skinny jeans" and you get epic gayness!

OneArt

I get slagged for straightening my hair.

Only thing is I don't. I'd be afraid of grilling myself.

what a day

Friends say im a moany [EMAIL="b@stard..........but"]b@stard..........but[/EMAIL] im not im just a perfectionist.

WoollyRedHat

ProudDUB wrote: »

I talk really fast. I mean, really, really fast. I get slagged about it all the time. Get told "Sorry, I don't speak Klingon" or " What is that in English then? ". Have made my peace with it now, but t'was a pain growing up.

When I was in my teens, my aunt gave me (what I thought was) the perfect riposte to people telling me that I spoke too fast:

" I don't speak fast. You just THINK slowly ! "

( Bada bing, thank you, thank you... I'll be here all week...try the veal ! )

Went down a treat I can tell ye, when I took it for a test run with my 3rd year English teacher when she had me recite some $hite by Yeats. God those seats in the Principals office were HARD !

Ow my head, pipe down will ya.

PseudoFamous

I'm really easily pissed off, and they think it's funny to piss me off. It's not. Dicks.

seanogwalsh

I used to pronounce water as "warter", until my friends bullied me into the correct pronunciation!

Captain McDuck

My ingrown penis.

Duggy747

As I'm the only IT techie amongst them I've become the nerd of the group.

Anyone in my position is more than likely familiar with the phrase:

"So, could you, like, hack into the Pentagon, then?"

They tried changing my nickname from Duggy to MegaByte before I made an onslaught of random and non-sensical computer threats towards them:

"I'll hack into your machine when you least expect it!"............then just remote connecting through TeamViewer would set them straight :pac:

I'm a nerd until they need me to fix something electronic for them, cùnts.

Acoshla

Rich11 wrote: »

cos i straighten my hair, cant have it messy can i... wear skinny jeans....... best one is they think im gay:eek: but i have a girlfriend:cool:

Paul Galvin?

dancesatnight

that i am always on the hunt to find a bird to stick it in lol got slagged over flurting with my mates mum then her sister and then the bird behind the counter in the garage

RichieC

my brother freaks every time i say router because he says I pronounce it like a yank.. he says rooter. i say raowter..

John Doe1

RichieC wrote: »

my brother freaks every time i say router because he says I pronounce it like a yank.. he says rooter. i say raowter..

oh la-de-da back tay amer-i-kay with you;)

stupidusername

They don't take the piss out of me

one was at me the other night about not being so serious....but IT'S JUST THE WAY I LOOK! but we is getting drunk tonight so that'll get sorted

RichieC wrote: »

my brother freaks every time i say router because he says I pronounce it like a yank.. he says rooter. i say raowter..

:mad:

chopperbyrne

Looking homeless.

Paparazzo

dave3004 wrote: »

Shrek - Due to my grotesque hands. I bite my fingernails and my skin around them. I also burnt my left hand in a fire which has given me a webbed hand.

Gollum - Please see above.

Sharkhead / hammerhead - My mates tell me I've a brooding forehead.

Danson - after the actor who also has a brooding forehead

Clubber Lang - I'm equipped

Dave, we actually call you Clubber Lang because of your forehead

Sugar Free

My superior dress sense i.e. dressing like a man instead of an overgrown teenager.

Sky King

Mr. Burns-esque approach to manual labour.

brummytom

Being gay, and fancying either young girls or old ladies. They can't make their minds up, really.

MitchKoobski

Apparently I have an incredibly thick Waterford accent.

I also overuse the phrase "dya know what I mean, that kinda way?"