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Spooning

  • 07-01-2012 2:15am
    #1
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭


    What is it...explain?


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  • #2
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    www.urbandictionary.com


  • #3
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    The part after the forking!


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    The part after the forking!

    You old romantic you.


  • #5
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    when a man loves a woman...


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    The end.


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  • #7
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Lying down sideways doggy


  • #8
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Saila wrote: »
    when a man loves a woman...
    but doesnt want to smell her breath


  • #9
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    Saila wrote: »
    when a man loves a woman...


    He cant keep his mind on nothin' else


  • #10
    mandate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22 ✭mandate


    heroin related?


  • #11
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    but doesnt want to smell her breath

    he tucks in behind her and...


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  • #12
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭closeline


    Anyone with a serious answer


  • #13
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    mandate wrote: »
    heroin related?

    Few pints should do it


  • #14
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    closeline wrote: »
    Anyone with a serious answer

    google is your friend,


  • #15
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    It gives me the willies. . .


  • #16
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    hondasam wrote: »
    google is your friend,

    Redtube is


  • #17
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    closeline wrote: »
    Anyone with a serious answer

    If you wanted a serious answer then why post here?!


  • #18
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    policarp wrote: »
    It gives me the willies. . .

    Thats the idea


  • #19
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    bed.
    man.
    woman.
    man usually lies behind woman.
    she moves into position and puts her arse where his dick is but no sex.
    yet.
    man puts arm over her body. hopefully feeling boob.
    no sex.
    yet.
    man moves arm like he doesnt mean it. to belly.
    man gets erection.
    woman notices.
    man doesnt bother with the awkward small talk and turns around.
    mastrubates.
    no sex.
    sleepytime.

    RESULT


  • #20
    face1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭face1990


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    The part after the forking!

    Is that before or after the knifing?


  • #21
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    A spoonerism might not always be sexy. . .
    Well oiled bicycle,
    Wel boiled icycle. . .


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  • #22
    acidskiffle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭acidskiffle


    face1990 wrote: »
    Is that before or after the knifing?
    After but before the spatulizing.


  • #23
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9OE5KuX1mY


  • #24
    closeline
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭closeline


    bc dub wrote: »
    bed.
    man.
    woman.
    man usually lies behind woman.
    she moves into position and puts her arse where his dick is but no sex.
    yet.
    man puts arm over her body. hopefully feeling boob.
    no sex.
    yet.
    man moves arm like he doesnt mean it. to belly.
    man gets erection.
    woman notices.
    man doesnt bother with the awkward small talk and turns around.
    mastrubates.
    no sex.
    sleepytime.

    RESULT

    Serious...or you taking the piss..


  • #25
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    face1990 wrote: »
    Is that before or after the knifing?

    Hopefully before the shooting


  • #26
    face1990
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,039 ✭✭✭face1990


    AngryBollix wrote: »
    Hopefully before the shooting

    Silly goose, guns aren't cutlery.


  • #27
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    here ffs


  • #28
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭robbie_998


    would OP like a map too ?


  • #29
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    closeline wrote: »
    Serious...or you taking the piss..



    yes I'm serious.

    Masturbation is so much easier then having the pull out. And all you have to dirty is a sock


  • #30
    FortuneChip
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭FortuneChip


    "Hey hun, will you spoon me?"

    "WTF?" (Goes To After Hours for answer)


    She wants you to bring the cutlery drawer to bed! Don't worry, she'll take care of the rest


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  • #31
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Saila wrote: »
    here ffs
    Far too easy.
    Spooning has several more meanings
    than Urban Dick. . .


  • #32
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    bc dub wrote: »
    Masturbation is so much easier then having the pull out. And all you have to dirty is a sock

    And if you do it craftily enough you don't even have to dirty your own.


  • #33
    Tonto86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    The part after the forking!

    knifing is first.....

    ... but thats only in "surprise sex"


  • #34
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    TheZohan wrote: »
    And if you do it craftily enough you don't even have to dirty your own.


    I started with socks. Now its any form of clothing i dont intend on wearing the next day. Or if I do, make sure its on the inside and not the outside. or at least the back.


  • #35
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    bc dub wrote: »
    I started with socks. Now its any form of clothing i dont intend on wearing the next day. Or if I do, make sure its on the inside and not the outside. or at least the back.

    fairly sure he meant come on her socks


  • #36
    bc dub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭bc dub


    On?

    On Socks?

    Who in the name of god gets up to cum on a sock?

    Lash that thing over ye like a johnny and ye barely have to raise yer head off the pillow.


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  • #37
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4


  • #38
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Unfortunately, the prison show Oz ruined the term "spooning" for me :(


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