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Can you kick your height?

  • 06-01-2012 12:22pm
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    I can.
    *smug*

    Are you a ninja? 28 votes

    yes
    0%
    no
    64%
    Lia_liaseanybikerdavetheraveDudessParsleyemeraldstarWindSockPride FighterBigginsFlecktarnTheZohanScharlietheminxxjwcurtinKevin Duffynobbogarysully1986[Deleted User]Arawn 18 votes
    atari ninja
    35%
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Comments

  • #2
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    atari ninja
    I cannot


  • #3
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Karl?


  • #4
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Lying down I can.


  • #5
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    atari ninja
    I can't kick my height but I could kick you in the face :D


  • #6
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik09lw7ydGg


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  • #7
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Yes but I dont understand the smugness about it :/


  • #8
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    no
    Yeah. But it isn't so much as a kick as it is swinging my leg enough times to get it up to the height of my head. I doubt it would smash people through doors or anything.


  • #9
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    I would but I'm afraid he'd kick me back









    I'll get me coat


  • #10
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    no
    This thread is dangerous and should be locked, potential posters are all lying on the floor moaning and holding their backs now.


  • #11
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    This thread is dangerous and should be locked, potential posters are all lying on the floor moaning and holding their backs now.

    Nothing like a dislocated hip to let you know that aging is a bitch.


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  • #12
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    no
    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Nothing like a dislocated hip to let you know that aging is a bitch.

    The OP could have saved a lot of people a lot of pain by having a thread asking "Can you still get out of an armchair without making a little noise?"


  • #13
    Dont be at yourself
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,592 ✭✭✭✭Dont be at yourself


    In before facekicker.


  • #14
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    no
    Yes I can. Over 10 years of martial arts training will do that. In fact I can kick higher than my height.


  • #15
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    Yes I can. Over 10 years of martial arts training will do that. In fact I can kick higher than my height.
    oooh look at me.
    I'd kick th head of you,
    *smug*


  • #16
    EL_Loco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 901 ✭✭✭EL_Loco


    used to, wouldn't attempt it now. maybe something to aim for as a use it or lose it type exercise.


  • #17
    Pride Fighter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    no
    recylingbin wrote: »
    oooh look at me.
    I'd kick th head of you,
    *smug*

    Good luck with that.


  • #18
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    Good luck with that.
    outside, NOW.


  • #19
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Why would you ever need a skill like that?

    do they have really big steps at home?


  • #20
    jay gatsby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭jay gatsby


    recylingbin wrote: »
    outside, NOW.


    Kick him half his height, but aim well. Fight over


  • #21
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I can.
    *smug*

    Sure. see?


    /lands in a heap


    Little legs :(


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  • #22
    Encrypted Pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,763 ✭✭✭✭Encrypted Pigeon


    How is your dog doing OP?

    Edit: To answer the question, Yes I can*


    *while lying down


  • #23
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    recylingbin wrote: »
    I can.
    *smug*

    ?

    http://cdn1.hark.com/images/000/003/167/3167/original.jpg


  • #24
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    no
    BBDBB wrote: »
    Why would you ever need a skill like that?

    Are you saying that if a loved one's head went on fire while you were in a strait-jacket, you wouldn't kick the flames out? You monster! :eek:


  • #25
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    BBDBB wrote: »
    Why would you ever need a skill like that?

    do they have really big steps at home?

    For the removal of particularly stubborn hats.


  • #26
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    no
    Yes.

    Mawashi geri Chudan and Jodan.


  • #27
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Are you saying that if a loved one's head went on fire while you were in a strait-jacket, you wouldn't kick the flames out? You monster! :eek:


    Christmas Day at Grandmas house


  • #28
    rain on
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭rain on


    atari ninja
    No but I'm starting MMA training next week so get back to me in a fortnight or so


  • #29
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    no
    Of course I can, this is the internet.


  • #30
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    no
    Yeah no worries. Didn't need 10 years training either. Its only kicking anyways, I wouldn't send anyone flying with a kick in the head or anything.


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  • #31
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Can I get my foot over my knee? Dunno but I have little need to go round kicking things


  • #32
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    recylingbin wrote: »
    oooh look at me.
    I'd kick th head of you,
    *smug*
    Pride Fighter wrote: »
    Good luck with that.

    Fight, fight, fight.

    Outside the church after school good for both of you? :P


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    no
    efb wrote: »
    Can I get my foot over my knee? Dunno but I have little need to go round kicking things

    :pac:

    (Seriously, you need to do some serious warm up stretching first!)


  • #34
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Will we ever find out who is the kicking king???


  • #35
    Wicklowrider
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭Wicklowrider


    I cannot.

    Back when I could do things like that, I used to like showing off by kicking a branch that was above my height on a tree near where I lived. I tried it once to often and flew backwards until my head hopped like a basketball on the pavement. I swear there were never so many aul wans on any street in Ireland as there were around me that day - they thought I'd killed myself. I was fairly dazed but just wanted to get away....


  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    no
    efb wrote: »
    Will we ever find out who is the kicking king???

    Pele?


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  • #37
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Kicking high is one thing, but the real question is, can you whip your leg back down quick enough that your opponent doesn't have time to grab it?

    I can, 4 times out of 5. The fifth time I sit in St James' hospital waiting for an X-ray, and then walk funny for 2 months.

    That's how I roll apparently. :)


  • #38
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,731 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    atari ninja
    Let's see if I can kick my weight.


  • #39
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    Nope,
    But I can kick 'balls height', which has served me well in all my streetfights.


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