Up early in the morning

James__10

I'm planning on heading out tonight for a few pints. The plan is to head home for around 1:45 straight into bed then up at 7:45. Any tips for getting up early after a night of drinking?

Conor108

An alarm

Fbjm

Don't drink when you go out?

You don't have to.

chin_grin

Eh, don't drink that much and get home early? /buzz killington.

But really. Water. Water between a few pints and before you go to bed. And coffee and painkillers in the morning. Or if you believe the ads alka-seltzer.

Wertz

Amphetamines.

hondasam

James__10 wrote: »

I'm planning on heading out tonight for a few pints. The plan is to head home for around 1:45 straight into bed then up at 7:45. Any tips for getting up early after a night of drinking?

I would not call this early, 5am is early.

senorwipesalot

Piss Horn usually wakes me up after drinking.

Phoenix Park

Don't go to bed?

arybvtcw0eolkf

Drink yourself sober

No need for bed then.

biko

Drink less, vary pints with water/miwadi/fanta...

aujopimur

Blow job

chin_grin

biko wrote: »

Drink less, vary pints with water/miwadi/fanta...

As mixers!


Am I right? Can I get a high five? Hells yeah!

aujopimur wrote: »

Blow job

Giving or receiving?

Red Hand

"Up early in the morning, taking a hot shower dee deh di dah,

Ohhhhh oh, the night saver!"

That ad from the mid 90s from Calor gas, I think. That's what sprung to my mind from the title.

That is all.

mattjack

get yourself arrested..Garda will wake you in the morning

chin_grin

Red Hand wrote: »

"Up early in the morning, taking a hot shower dee deh di dah,

Ohhhhh oh, the night saver!"

That ad from the mid 90s from Calor gas, I think. That's what sprung to my mind from the title.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nagdcULlAk

Micky Dolenz

Pull a sickie.

I pulled a sickie once, she gave me the flu.

chin_grin

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pull a sickie.

I pulled a sickie once, she gave me the flu.

Are you sure it wasn't the slow clap?

hondasam

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Pull a sickie.

I pulled a sickie once, she gave me the flu.

you got man flu, sure it was a she you pulled?

Shryke

Coffee and Painkillers in the morning as someone already said. They're the real deal.
It's only comon sense to drink some water. You're going to be dehydrated after drinking alcohol. Anyone that doesn't drink water after that deserves to suffer.
If you're going home early you'll be grand anyway but if you're feeling a little bit bad at all in the morning I highly recommend you man the **** up!

El Horseboxo

Drink water till you can't drink anymore water when you come home. Will help with a hangover. Then put your alarm over near your door. Or at least somewhere that requires you to get out of bed for it. Jumping outta bed will kinda wake you up. Splash cold water onto your face a few times and eat an apple. That will wake you up more than coffee.

Wertz

hondasam wrote: »

I would not call this early, 5am is early.

Maybe it's early for him.

hondasam

Wertz wrote: »

Maybe it's early for him.

07.45 is not early for anyone.

Elessar

hondasam wrote: »

07.45 is not early for anyone.

Try 2.30am. Working shift is kak.

Wertz

hondasam wrote: »

07.45 is not early for anyone.

According to you.

tayto lover

Post your phone number and we will all ring you.

theg81der

Tell me where you live and i`ll go beep outside your window

hondasam

Wertz wrote: »

According to you.

Yes according to me. majority of working people are up at this time unless they work shift and are going to bed.
07.45am is not early, school kids are on the way to school at this stage.

Temptamperu

hondasam wrote: »

07.45 is not early for anyone.

Theres a 7:25 in the morning :eek: well I never seen that :pac:

mickydoomsux

Develop some self control/the ability to have a good time without booze.

Wertz

tayto lover wrote: »

Post your phone number and we will all ring you.

..and some pizzas for breakfast. Oh and a taxi.

hondasam: "early " is relative...if you're up at 6 or whatever then fine, the OP says it;s early for them...6 hrs sleep after a few pints will make it feel early to them. I'll be up at 6 myself...but "early" last week was about 10.

cml387

What time do you have to be in the airport at....Captain?

hondasam

hondasam wrote: »

07.45 is not early for anyone.

Its early for me, Anything before 8:30 is a struggle and therefore early.

Jess16

hondasam wrote: »

07.45 is not early for anyone.

I love when people make statements on behalf of the world

hondasam

Morgan Obedient Gazebo wrote: »

Its early for me, Anything before 8:30 is a struggle and therefore early.

Jess16 wrote: »

I love when people make statements on behalf of the world

I take it back, it is early way to early for anyone to be getting up. Work should start at around 11am give us all a chance to get up.

Jess16, what do you consider early?

4zn76tysfajdxp

hondasam wrote: »

I would not call this early, 5am is early.

5am is not early for anyone.

ciano1

Ernesto Jealous Toadstool wrote: »

5am is not early for anyone.

That's late at night for me tbh!

Terry

Nothing instant, but get yourself into a routine where you wake up early every morning.

That way it's never a struggle to get up for work.

Went to bed at 3am this morning (after 12 cans), and was up at 8 to mind my cousin's kid. That's how awesome I am.

later12

James__10 wrote: »

I'm planning on heading out tonight for a few pints. The plan is to head home for around 1:45 straight into bed then up at 7:45. Any tips for getting up early after a night of drinking?

Yes.
Don't pee before bed. Try to go to bed while ever so slightly needing a whizz.

If you're anything like me, you'll wake up at around 6am needing to use the bathroom, at which point just stay awake.

You can turn off your alarm clock in your sleep, but not your bladder activated alarm clock.

Well, lets hope not anyway.:eek:

saa

Maybe one of those life line cure things might help.
But really its water while drinking, wash your teeth before you go to bed
and don't be too comfortable where you're sleeping!
Alarm on the phone and try and set an alarmed reminder 10 mins after the alarm.

Or I'll ring you for a tenner, hey sexy what's up.

No no I'm not whoring out my voice again I swore I'd never go back to that again.

knight_of_cake

get wasted and have supermacs or a dirty kebab. and drink **** loads of water and u will be fine...

ps a shower will help too!


all the best

AgileMyth

later10 wrote: »

Yes.
Don't pee before bed. Try to go to bed while ever so slightly needing a whizz.

If you're anything like me, you'll wake up at around 6am needing to use the bathroom, at which point just stay awake.

You can turn off your alarm clock in your sleep, but not your bladder activated alarm clock.

Well, lets hope not anyway.:eek:

Could be dangerous if too many pints are taken!

Micky Dolenz

later10 wrote: »

Yes.
Don't pee before bed. Try to go to bed while ever so slightly needing a whizz.

If you're anything like me, you'll wake up at around 6am needing to use the bathroom, at which point just stay awake.

You can turn off your alarm clock in your sleep, but not your bladder activated alarm clock.

Well, lets hope not anyway.:eek:

This could end badly.

suzzi

for god's sake man, get your mammy to wake you up, dress you, and a fry up, drive you to the bus/dart and you'll be grand by lunchtime......easy!...

dmc17

mattjack wrote: »

get yourself arrested..Garda will wake you in the morning

They won't be up at 7:45!

Oranage2

I agree with anyone that said that if you're going to be such a b!tch about only getting 6 hours sleep after a few drinks then you probably should just not bother going out!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

This could end badly.

For him. Not us.

Micky Dolenz

Ernesto Jealous Toadstool wrote: »

For him. Not us.

true, still not funny if you blast your bed with piss. Mighty uncomfortable esp when it turns cold..............so a mate tells me.

tayto lover

A lad I used to know told me that he used to get home from the niteclub at about 3.30 a.m. and shave and dress for work. He would then set the alarm and go to bed dressed for work. When the alarm went off at 7.30 he would jump out of the bed put on his shoes and rush out the door for work.

ninebeanrows

Don't drink.

It may seem impossible most Irish people but it is a sensible choice, considering the drinks probably won't be any benefit to you during the evening and will result in you feeling awful tomorrow.

Not that i would ever follow my advice but it sounds perfectly reasonable when i am not in the situation!