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El Musical Presidente & niceguy's Dodgy Non-Licensed (Quite Excellent) Temporary Bar
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28-12-2011 8:07pm#1Just a few hours ago, two men were seen hauling large kegs into the derelict building. Now, signs reading "Free Imaginary Booze!" and "We're the only bar that'll serve nominees for Best Younger Poster!" have started appearing.
Behind a hastily-built bar stand Colm and Jackobyte, who clearly have never stepped foot in a bar once in their lives but now are running one, convinced they'll get some quick money selling fake internet drink booze on the day of the fake internet awards most glorious Jizzler Ceremony.
For one night and one night only, we're going to intoxicate with imaginary drink quench the thirst of this forum.
Welcome to C&J's C&H bar.
ID? Where we're going, we don't need ID. <.<
Any orders?5
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TheRealSquishy wrote: »I'm not nominated so I can make a show of myself, Sambuca please
Here. Take as much as you need... I can't promise you'll survive the night
Just for you, I present the "Flaming Moe". It's on fire. That's exotic, right?I'll have your most exotic drink please? Must look fancy for such an occasion.
I would very much like a can of Coke and seven onion rings, please.
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cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have an appletini. I think I'll make it a Jizzlers tradition.
Totally going to order one too
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Goddamnit where's Jacko when you need him? Jacko! Pick up anyone I might have missed.Screaminmidget wrote: »Jameson.
Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »Pint of Murphys and a pack of peanuts please.
G&T over here please.
Now with lime./downs drink
Wow. BARKEEP! Another, and keep em coming.
cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have an appletini. I think I'll make it a Jizzlers tradition.
Your Text Here wrote: »Totally going to order one too
Appletini please, easy on the tini
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Can I have two pints please? And a West Coast Cooler for the lady.
We have two, I use this one:Can I see your wine list?
http://assets.winespectator.com/wso/pdf/WS123111_Top100AtAGlance.pdf
You'll find one in the corner.I'll have a Namlub, please.0 -
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TheRealSquishy wrote: »Time to hit the doubles methinks! I'll have a double sambuca with an umbrella and crushed rhino horn sprinkled on top. If it's not too much trouble
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shadowninty wrote: »I'll have a virgin vodka and coke /runs
Do you have a tab? Name's Charles Haughey
There you go Charlie!All this waiting is making me thirsty, think it's time to hit the cocktails.
A Pink Flirtini please sir.
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cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have another appletini, please. Also, I'd like a shot of baby guiness. If anyone else wants one it's on me
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cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have another appletini, please. Also, I'd like a shot of baby guiness. If anyone else wants one it's on me
make that 2 dear barmen 0 -
cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have another appletini, please. Also, I'd like a shot of baby guiness. If anyone else wants one it's on me
Shur I'll give it a go
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cheesefiend wrote: »I'll have another appletini, please. Also, I'd like a shot of baby guiness. If anyone else wants one it's on me
Ah sure why not.0 -
This time around I shall go for Hendrick's and Tonic with its best garnish...
Our best garnish is, in fact, Christina Hendricks
TheRealSquishy wrote: »Time to hit the doubles methinks! I'll have a double sambuca with an umbrella and crushed rhino horn sprinkled on top. If it's not too much trouble
And sorry, we do not condone the needless slaughter of animals, and so do not serve rhino horn with any of our drinks.0 -
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soccymonster wrote: »I'M SORRY BUT M&S* IS UNDERAGE. AND YOU'RE SERVING HER ALCOHOL!!!???
nah, she handed us ID. We'll kick you out if you cause more trouble. Accusing customers of being underage? seriously?
Me & my barkeep Jacko, we're both 47 years old, and totally not underage ourselves. Seriously.
Jacko will serve you all shortly. I have to engage in real life am going to check out the ceremony and will return shortly0 -
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Don't hold back on the barcardi.
This discussion has been closed.
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