Píss on it....

Cee-Jay-Cee

Anyone else ever told to piss on a cut/abrasion? I remember when i was about 10/11yrs old (early 80's) helping an old farmer who was a neighbour of mine. I cut my hand between my inder finger and thumb and it was bleeding pretty bad. He told me to piss on it as it will help to heal it and me being 10/11 and him being probably 50 or 60 years older and wiser, i decided to try it. It stung like hell but stopped bleeding. He told me to do it regularly and not wash my hand afterwards. I think i might of pissed on it once or twice more after that and it healed up perfectly without any scar.

WindSock

I wouldn't recommend pissing on every gash to seal them.

Noopti

I usually just go for the bog standard plaster, call me crazy.

prinz

Was he confusing it with a jellyfish sting? Or else he just had a píss fetish.

TeddyTedson

It's the urea, but you'd be better off using an animals piss.

maximoose

Happened to me once on a beach trip, but a lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, ever talk about

Colonel_McCoy

Man up and do it Rambo style

LostCorkGuy

I'd usually just suck the cut , something to do with the enzymes in your siliva , sure thats what dogs do to their cuts .
You'd think the piss would increase the amount of bacteria in the long run

AH answer * it was his clever excuse to see your lad OP

Trankton

Imagine if your misses did have a p*ss fetish and all of a sudden her vagina healed!!! P*ss fetish = bad!!

Coriolanus

CJC999 wrote: »

Anyone else ever told to piss on a cut/abrasion? I remember when i was about 10/11yrs old (early 80's) helping an old farmer who was a neighbour of mine. I cut my hand between my inder finger and thumb and it was bleeding pretty bad. He told me to piss on it as it will help to heal it and me being 10/11 and him being probably 50 or 60 years older and wiser, i decided to try it. It stung like hell but stopped bleeding. He told me to do it regularly and not wash my hand afterwards. I think i might of pissed on it once or twice more after that and it healed up perfectly without any scar.

Did he watch to make sure you did it right?

pappyodaniel

WindSock wrote: »

I wouldn't recommend pissing on every gash to seal them.

*snigger snigger

stupidusername

LostCorkGuy wrote: »

I'd usually just suck the cut , something to do with the enzymes in your siliva , sure thats what dogs do to their cuts .
You'd think the piss would increase the amount of bacteria in the long run

AH answer * it was his clever excuse to see your lad OP

very mixed up there. urine is sterile in healthy people, saliva contains millions of bacteria.

Guill

Urine is sterile, so pissing on it is like cleaning out the cut with saline i suppose. Can't see it being of any anti-bactereal use though.

Hank Scorpio

Johnny Foreigner

CJC999 wrote: »

Anyone else ever told to piss on a cut/abrasion? I remember when i was about 10/11yrs old (early 80's) helping an old farmer who was a neighbour of mine. I cut my hand between my inder finger and thumb and it was bleeding pretty bad. He told me to piss on it as it will help to heal it and me being 10/11 and him being probably 50 or 60 years older and wiser, i decided to try it. It stung like hell but stopped bleeding. He told me to do it regularly and not wash my hand afterwards. I think i might of pissed on it once or twice more after that and it healed up perfectly without any scar.

It was good advice.
Urine is sterile and will clean out the wound.
When I was boxing and my knuckles split I was told to bath my hands in urine after to help them heal.
Heavy weight champion Vladimer Kilitchko did the same thing after training, wrapping his hands in his sons urine soaked nappies. He reckoned the baby urine was totally sterile and pure.
The other thing you can do is to harden your knuckles in petrol. Travellers that were bare knuckle boxers used to do this before they started using bandages on their knuckles.

sunflower27

We were told if you got stung by a 'jelly blubber' (jellyfish) that you should pee on it.

AnonoBoy

So as a child an old man took you out on his farm and told you to piss on yourself?

Stranger Danger! STRANGER DANGER!!!!! :eek:

Wetai

stupidusername wrote: »

very mixed up there. urine is sterile in healthy people, saliva contains millions of bacteria.

Which is odd, because Lysozyme (contained in Saliva) is anti-bacterial.

AH: Blast it with Piss.

LostCorkGuy

stupidusername wrote: »

very mixed up there. urine is sterile in healthy people, saliva contains millions of bacteria.

But the urine contains loads of nutrients for the bacteria to develop as I said when I mentioned the long run ,

Poor Uncle Tom

Isn't that how Ballymagash became Ballyknowl?

up for anything

nuxxx wrote: »

I can't figure out the point of that picture.

Cee-Jay-Cee

AnonoBoy wrote: »

So as a child an old man took you out on his farm and told you to piss on yourself?

Stranger Danger! STRANGER DANGER!!!!! :eek:

Oh crikey i never thought of it like that...No i was helping him with hay, he was a friend of my family. I pissed on my hand in the toilet...he wasnt there.

Doc Ruby

stupidusername wrote: »

very mixed up there. urine is sterile in healthy people, saliva contains millions of bacteria.

Hydrochloric acid is sterile too. Uric acid is not your friend.

Guill wrote: »

Can't see it being of any anti-bactereal use though.

Quite the opposite.

Don't piss on any wounds.

Hank Scorpio

up for anything wrote: »

I can't figure out the point of that picture.

Its from an episode of friends relating to a jellyfish sting and urinating on it

smodgley

up for anything wrote: »

I can't figure out the point of that picture.

its from friends, monica got stung by a jellyfish, one of the boys pee'd on her

44leto

Guill wrote: »

Urine is sterile, so pissing on it is like cleaning out the cut with saline i suppose. Can't see it being of any anti-bactereal use though.

It is and it isn't its sterile when it comes out of the bladder but it can pick up things on the way. Such as a urinary tract infection and smeg in your foreskin.

But it is acidic so yes it could be used as a minor disinfectant if really stuck, but the owl dettol is better.

If it was a good disinfectant typhoid dysentery and other sewerage borne deseaces would not exist.

Lawrence1895

If it's a small cut, toothpaste does the trick, too. Some stinging in the end, but the flouride dries out the wound, so I heard.

SisterAnn

Johnny Foreigner wrote: »

It was good advice.
Urine is sterile and will clean out the wound.
When I was boxing and my knuckles split I was told to bath my hands in urine after to help them heal.
Heavy weight champion Vladimer Kilitchko did the same thing after training, wrapping his hands in his sons urine soaked nappies. He reckoned the baby urine was totally sterile and pure.
The other thing you can do is to harden your knuckles in petrol. Travellers that were bare knuckle boxers used to do this before they started using bandages on their knuckles.

If he reckons it, then that is just total science. Piss away folks. Hell, store some up HSE for operating theatres.

Poor Uncle Tom

SisterAnn wrote: »

If he reckons it, then that is just total science. Piss away folks. Hell, store some up HSE for operating theatres.

Oooh! Who's getting pissy now?

Hobbes

The first 1-2 seconds coming will not be sterile, after that it should be ok.