Skinny Jeans

Dilla!

Are they too feminine for men to wear?

stupidusername

yes

SONIC2008

It's been scientifically proven that men who wear skinny jeans cannot have children.

Not because they squeeze your testicles, but because any man who wears skinny jeans is a homosexual.

Sky King

I dunno about feminine, but I do think they look pretty bent.

And they are as uncomfortable as fk.

Logical Fallacy

Dilla! wrote: »

Are they too feminine for men to wear?

No.

They just look ****ing retarded.

EdenHazard

baggy skinny isnt that bad

brummytom

Any lad who wears them should be shot in the bollocks

FatherLen

oh jesus do i hate skinny jeans

starbelgrade

If you want to look like a human golf club, then wear them OP.

FatherLen

EdenHazard wrote: »

baggy skinny isnt that bad

thats an oxymoron

CiaranTheGreat

A mans jeans should under no circumstances be that tight!!

Funnily enough i work at penneys part time and a guy asked to see our skinny jeans he told "they arent skinny enough, will you show me the girls skinnies"!! :eek:

Logical Fallacy

CiaranTheGreat wrote: »

A mans jeans should under no circumstances be that tight!!

Funnily enough i work at penneys part time and a guy asked to see our skinny jeans he told "they arent skinny enough, will you show me the girls skinnies"!! :eek:

You should have sent him in to Tesco to get some food.

Dilla!

That's what I'm thinking.

And here's the thing. People sometimes say it's grand if you're skinny yourself, rather than a fat lad wearing them, but I saw a really thin lad wearing them today and tbh, it just kind of highlighted how scrawny he was? That seems even worse to me!

Caraville

They are horrific. Particularly on men who are quite well built/muscly from playing sport. Paul Galvin take note.

later12

Oh come on,man.

Maybe they were too gay in 2008, even I shunned them back then, but now; no. Lots of people wear skinny jeans from time to time.

I'm a man and I wear them.

Bershka have a v.cool blue pair where I am.

Professey Chin

brummytom wrote: »

Any lad who wears them should be shot in the bollocks

What bollocks? It's already reverted back inside them if they can get the jeans on

Logical Fallacy

later10 wrote: »

I'm a man and I wear them.

See my earlier post tbh.

stupidusername

All i'm saying is I would never be attracted to a man in skinny jeans

starbelgrade

Is it true that skinny jeans are designed to fit so tight that you can't fit your man card into them?

SONIC2008

stupidusername wrote: »

All i'm saying is I would never be attracted to a man in skinny jeans

nor I, i'd go so far as saying i'd be repulsed by them!

later12

starbelgrade wrote: »

Is it true that skinny jeans are designed to fit so tight that you can't fit your man card into them?

There are a number of different types of skinny jeans;

slim skinny jeans, skinny jeans, and chicken leg.

Personally I go for the former, but who are we to judge?

Dilla!

I'm talking about really skinny ones, btw. As in, looking like they're painted on. I know more and more people are wearing them, but I think they look pretty bad on most lads.

stupidusername

SONIC2008 wrote: »

nor I, i'd go so far as saying i'd be repulsed by them!

I would say repulsive for me,but skinny jeans on a man says not manly to me. I like my men to be masculine.

starbelgrade

later10 wrote: »

Personally I go for the former, but who are we to judge?

2/10

later12

Dilla! wrote: »

I'm talking about really skinny ones, btw. As in, looking like they're painted on. I know more and more people are wearing them, but I think they look pretty bad on most lads.

Well thankfully lots of people don't get dressed simply to impress others.

I assume you're a woman, surely you ought to appreciate this.

SONIC2008

stupidusername wrote: »

I would say repulsive for me,but skinny jeans on a man says not manly to me. I like my men to be masculine.

snap! not looking skinner than me!

stupidusername

SONIC2008 wrote: »

snap! not looking skinner than me!

Yep. Its along the same lines as being with a guy smaller than me,i don't like feeling bigger than the guy.

starbelgrade

I saw a bloke wearing skinny jeans the other day & he looked really cool in them - they really suited him.





Nah, I'm only joking, he looked like a knob end.

Canard

All you manly men seem to care an awful lot about what other men wear.

TiGeR KiNgS

Any male wearing skinny jeans should be arrested for public indecency.

SONIC2008

stupidusername wrote: »

Yep. Its along the same lines as being with a guy smaller than me,i don't like feeling bigger than the guy.

Yeah same as that, the awkward moment when your fella comes out wearing a pair of skinny jeans, would you do a runner?

Dilla!

later10 wrote: »

Well thankfully lots of people don't get dressed simply to impress others.

I assume you're a woman, surely you ought to appreciate this.

lol, don't get upset!

I'm not saying there's anything very wrong about wearing any kind of clothes, I'm just wondering if people see it as looking feminine or just I don't know, fashionable.

Oranage2

I wish i could wear skinny jeans but its just impossible for me with my muscular legs and large penis:mad:

later12

Dilla! wrote: »

lol, don't get upset!

I'm not saying there's anything very wrong about wearing any kind of clothes, I'm just wondering if people see it as looking feminine or just I don't know, fashionable.

Sorry

I'm wearing orange skinny (slim! they're slim!) jeans as we speak.

A tad sensitive.

AstridBean

Any clothing that works a man's gentalia into the form of a division sign is to be avoided.

Men who wear skinny jeans should be punched hard and repeatedly by anyone in the vicinity.

Especially the likes of Paul Galvin. Men with big GAA legs DEFINITELY shouldn't wear skinny jeans.

SONIC2008

later10 wrote: »

Sorry

I'm wearing orange skinny (slim! they're slim!) jeans as we speak.

A tad sensitive.

picture or we don't believe ya.....

stupidusername

SONIC2008 wrote: »

Yeah same as that, the awkward moment when your fella comes out wearing a pair of skinny jeans, would you do a runner?

That's a tough one. It'd probably be something you could tell by him,in the first few weeks of getting to know him,if he's the type.

Kev.OC

I hate skinny jeans (in general, especially on men) with an unbridled passion. Dunno what exactly it is, but the sight of them just enrages me greatly.

Pace2008

I think they can look pretty good on tall, skinny long-limbed guys. Some lads are into indie/alt chick and a lot of indie chicks dig the skinnies. I know lads who wear them and they clean up with the girls.

stupidusername

later10 wrote: »

A tad sensitive.

That'll be the skinny jeans doing their work

Shiner11

A friend of mine bought a pair of skinny jeans one time. We commented on his lack of male genitalia, and we also called him action man patch. His manliness eventually grew back due to our constant mockery of his lack of testosterone.

AstridBean

Pace2008 wrote: »

I know lads who wear them and they clean up with the girls.

The type of girls who go out with fellas solely because they're in a band, even if that band is utter dreck. I'm sure this is no problem for said fellas though.

7Sins

Dilla! wrote: »

Are they too feminine for men to wear?

No, but I think men are too feminine to wear them tbh.

Galwaaygirl

This thread made me laugh out loud, overused and all as the expression is!

Thanks for the giggles....oh and skinny jeans are tough to get right on the ladies too don't forget! Well, unless you are in need of a burger

later12

SONIC2008 wrote: »

picture or we don't believe ya.....

Disbelievers!

http://i40.tinypic.com/im78sy.jpg

AstridBean

later10 wrote: »

Disbelievers!

http://i40.tinypic.com/im78sy.jpg

They're not the painted on type.

recylingbin

Find out what Ru Paul Galvin is wearing. If it's these, then avoid.

7Sins

later10 wrote: »

SONIC2008 wrote: »

picture or we don't believe ya.....

Disbelievers!

http://i40.tinypic.com/im78sy.jpg

I see someone has a drinking problem

SONIC2008

7Sins wrote: »

I see someone has a drinking problem

that would explain the jeans

recylingbin

CianRyan wrote: »

I wear skinnies.
I ****ing HATE the feel of baggy jeans. They just ride up on my and crush my nuts.

When I say skinnies, they are by no means painted on. I wouldn't call them "baggy skinny" either. To me that just sounds like cheap top man jeans that don't fit.


By the way, the rumt

So, you're wearing jeans.
Congrats.

TiGeR KiNgS

Buy a decent belt and trousers that fit.

Their problem solved