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Funny Birthday Speeches

  • 16-12-2011 11:58am
    #1
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    My OH's 30th Birthday party is tonight and it has just dawned on me that I'll probably be expected to say a few words :o

    Anyone got any good funny ones? Or know of any good websites that give them.. I've done a quick google search and the few I've clicked on are sh1te..

    Cheers


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  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    How about something from this thread?


  • #3
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Let him/her make the speech. Pretend you're all shy and demure and just drink all the booze instead.


  • #4
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,639 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Tell him you need pictures of his penis in both flaccid and rampant states for your speech. He will fight tooth and nail to prevent you from speaking. Unless he's a narcissist.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #5
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Mention prostitutes - A prostitute story is always funny.


  • #6
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    Announce that you're pregnant/break up with him.


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  • #7
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    xzanti wrote: »
    My OH's 30th Birthday party is tonight and it has just dawned on me that I'll probably be expected to say a few words :o

    Anyone got any good funny ones? Or know of any good websites that give them.. I've done a quick google search and the few I've clicked on are sh1te..

    Cheers

    You'll probably be expected to do more than say a few words if you get my drift :cool:


  • #8
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    I'm guessing your mouth will be far too pre-occupied with other things ;);):pac:


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