Bellybuttons

donvito99

And now for something completely different.

Innie




yes, this is a weird fetish....

Where To

meenie

Temptamperu

I dont have a belly button because i am a God.

pragmatic1

Innie. Outies are freak devil children.

cocoshovel

I dunno man, the navel area can be pretty damn sexy!

stupidusername

it can be, but not with an outie

irelandspurs

Outie and gets loads of gunge in it and stinks :eek:

7Sins

Outies are freakier than gingers!

Radharc na Sleibhte

I have an outtie surrounded by a beer belly.
I stick my penis in and ride myself.

aujopimur

I used to have an outtie, but lots of food & booze made it an innie.

People with outties can't be trusted.

hairyslug

They're all weird and freaky

DEFTLEFTHAND

Burn the Outies!

BBDBB

I feel at home amongst my people

Innies Rule!

Fago!

Some say dr bollocko doesn't have a belly button. Just another penis :eek:

laoch na mona

im a clone of who i cant say

Standard Toaster

Why is belly button fluff always blue? #ponder

stupidusername

I wonder why there is a difference. what's the purpose of outies ...

*googles*

BBDBB

it is proof that we must discriminate

stupidusername

apparently there is no reason.

>_>

Dravokivich

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Why is belly button fluff always blue? #ponder

Sometimes it changes colour depending on what yer wearing.

smash

stupidusername wrote: »

I wonder why there is a difference. what's the purpose of outies ...

*googles*

If you have an innie and your man has an outie and he's on top during sex, does it count as double penetration?

Seachmall

It's been scientifically proven that people with outties have unusual abilities the rest of us don't have, like inducing vomiting in others just by lifting up their shirts.

Not superhero material, sure, but it's something I guess.

bb1234567

outties remind me of really skinny,scrawny people, the really skinny kids in africa on trocaire ads always have outties.

TanG411

Trying to picture an Atari Bellybutton in the shape of a Jaguar.

It actually works.

saa

bb1234567 wrote: »

outties remind me of really skinny,scrawny people, the really skinny kids in africa on trocaire ads always have outties.

Trying to imagine an overweight person with an outtie now.

Jordan 199

I have a very slight innie where you can see a 'button' at the back. Some would classify it as an outie. :eek: It's cool. :cool:

Teyla Emmagan

I find the answers to this poll completely suspect. At least a third (rough estimate) of the people I know have outties. LOADS of people have outties.

Why are they not represented in the results of this pole?

A load of you are lying, methinks.

stupidusername

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I find the answers to this poll completely suspect. At least a third (rough estimate) of the people I know have outties. LOADS of people have outties.

Why are they not represented in the results of this pole?

A load of you are lying, methinks.

The figure for the general population is more like 10%.

PseudoFamous

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I find the answers to this poll completely suspect. At least a third (rough estimate) of the people I know have outties. LOADS of people have outties.

Why are they not represented in the results of this pole?

A load of you are lying, methinks.

Nobody wants to have an outtie. It's like how ginger people dye their hair, outties push it in.

nicowa

I have no bellybutton.... But then I'm 9mths pregnant... and it's sort of disappeared....

Amirani

Poll results clearly show people with outties are significantly worse at using the internet.

stupidusername

nicowa wrote: »

I have no bellybutton.... But then I'm 9mths pregnant... and it's sort of disappeared....

are you overdue? if someone could find it and press it, you might pop

Lollipops23

i have an articficially created innie, had surgery on it when i was 3.

Paulor94

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Innie. Outies are freak devil children.

F*ck you!

BBDBB

History will show in years to come that this thread was how the Belly Button War 2012 - 2026 started as both sides fought to create a Brave New World where the direction of your belly button determined which strata of society you belonged in. It pitted neighbour on neighbour, father against son and brother against brother. Dark Days indeed.


George Clooney Jr plays me in the Movie and wins an Oscar for his portrayal of my Leadership of the Innie Liberation Army

jester77

You can't jizz into an outtie

smash

Lollipops23 wrote: »

i have an articficially created innie, had surgery on it when i was 3.

And implants by the time you were 6?

GavRedKing

Innie FTW.

Duggy747

My arse is where my bellybutton should be.

Annoying when you get skidmarks on your jumper :mad:

IvyTheTerrible

I had a lovely neat innie but in the last month it's turned into an outie (I'm 7 months pregnant). I hope I get my innie back after!

Jordan 199

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Innie. Outies are freak devil children.

On the subject of outies, there are 2 types.

First type is the one that sticks out from the belly which is a 'stickie outie' outie.

The second type is one that doesn't stick out, but might dip in slightly, but you can see a 'button' at the back.

pragmatic1

Paulor94 wrote: »

F*ck you!

Yo mama muthafcuka.

pragmatic1

Jordan 191 wrote: »

On the subject of outies, there are 2 types.

First type is the one that sticks out from the belly which is a 'stickie outie' outie.

The second type is one that doesn't stick out, but might dip in slightly, but you can see a 'button' at the back.

Us innies will never accept an outie, especially a sellout outie.

B_Fanatic

Outie.

*Pulls up T-shirt*

Oh wait, I'm an innie. Who knew?

swimming_paul

outie...





...wonder if i could have belly button sex by engaging with an innie? :P

sebastianlieken

swimming_paul wrote: »

...wonder if i could have belly button sex by engaging with an innie? :P

dont forget a condom!

Son Of A Vidic

And for those who claim to have no belly button (see poll results), you are not of this world.

swimming_paul

sebastianlieken wrote: »

dont forget a condom!

haha

swimming_paul

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Nobody wants to have an outtie. It's like how ginger people dye their hair, outties push it in.

I have both an outie belly button and ginger hair. Never really considered it before but am I some sort of freak of nature?? :eek:

slaneylad

my friends girlfriend informed all of us one night in the pub that himself has a massive phobia of his bellybutton. his phobia is that he cant touch it or let any1 else touch it. of course thats when the craic started he spent the hole night being chased around the pub by her friends. he was literally freaking out if he got poked. must be one of the strangest phobias.