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And you thought digging a hole was easy....

  • 09-12-2011 8:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭


    Dropped into mates house today and we saw this.

    9 technical hole specialists (11 at one stage)
    7 SDCC vehicles
    1 hole


    If a private contractor was hired to dig the aforementioned hole would they use this sort of firepower ? Would they f*ck.

    God bless the 'Croke Park Agreement' and all who sail in her.

    EDIT:Had to remove pic as I should have asked mate first. (not clever)


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,905 ✭✭✭Chavways


    They must have gone through 5 pots of tea


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,130 ✭✭✭talla10


    I may be wrong OP but i can't see any council hi-vis or any council vehicles it looks like they may be working on the neighbours driveway in which case they may be hired privately?

    As i said i may be wrong...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Yes, I'm sure that all they did there is dig a hole.

    Just for the craic, like.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,040 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Looks like a private sector job alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    All it takes is one dwarf.


    *diggy diggy hole.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Rabble rable Anglo Irish


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Broads.ie


    LOAD

    HA

    SHIH


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 468 ✭✭J K


    Demarcartion, Squire. Not his job. He mustn't go doing work that belongs to other people, must he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    talla10 wrote: »
    I may be wrong OP but i can't see any council hi-vis or any council vehicles it looks like they may be working on the neighbours driveway in which case they may be hired privately?

    As i said i may be wrong...

    Nah. South Dub County Council alright. Mains water leak.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Guy No.1 there breastfeeding a shovel.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Maybe this happened,

    The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. When the job was completed, the boss returned and explained that an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered.

    The worker did as he had been told, but encountered a problem. He wasn't able to get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.

    "Honesty!" snapped the boss. "The kind of help you get these days! Obviously, there's only one thing to do. Go back and dig that hole deeper!"

    true story.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    xzanti wrote: »
    Guy No.1 there breastfeeding a shovel.

    mmmhmmm, and what do you see here?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    If one of those are on boards they will know where you live and they have a JCB.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    but it's dark out where i am. i believe this picture to be a fake!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    talla10 wrote: »
    I may be wrong OP but i can't see any council hi-vis or any council vehicles it looks like they may be working on the neighbours driveway in which case they may be hired privately?

    As i said i may be wrong...

    The houses look a bit like council houses. If they're council houses they'd get the council to fix the hole...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Jesus H Christ! A water main leak, 3 man job at most and that includes the digger driver, these are the lads who will tell you they work hard for there wages. Never mind the waste of taxpayers money in salaries for that day, we are also paying for all the 7 vehicles. Sometimes the public sector take the piss!


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    mmmhmmm, and what do you see here?

    Looks suspiciously like Yore Ma.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    mmmhmmm, and what do you see here?

    A pretty butterfly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    contractors name & number is on top of the jcb just in case anyone needs some holes dug


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    Did they wake you up OP?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Kanoe wrote: »
    contractors name & number is on top of the jcb just in case anyone needs some holes dug

    Don't the county councils hire private contractors sometimes...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    maybe they do.

    edit: it's a volvo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Red21


    1 and 2 are doing whatever needs to be done in the hole
    3 is keeping the hole clean with the shovel
    4 is the driver of the truck, he has to be at the ready in case it needs moviing
    5 is on the kango
    6 and 7 aren't part of the hole digging their just going around to differant jobs with the safty/warning gear
    8 digger driver
    9 who knows, maybe he ain't even there
    I don't see the problem.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    xzanti wrote: »
    Looks suspiciously like Yore Ma.

    Damn you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Where's the picture?

    It just... disappeared from the OP.

    Terri Prone is behind this hole cover-up isn't she.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,090 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


    later10 wrote: »
    Where's the picture?

    It just... disappeared from the OP.

    Terri Prone is behind this hole cover-up isn't she.

    Yeah sorry bout that. Took down the pic as I prob should have asked mate first:o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,225 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Chavways wrote: »
    They must have gone through 5 pots of tea

    A nice little urner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,850 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    realies wrote: »
    Maybe this happened,

    The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. When the job was completed, the boss returned and explained that an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered.

    The worker did as he had been told, but encountered a problem. He wasn't able to get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.

    "Honesty!" snapped the boss. "The kind of help you get these days! Obviously, there's only one thing to do. Go back and dig that hole deeper!"

    true story.

    I'm sure there are people out there who will believe it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,040 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Two man job. The others are on work experience.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Like your ma, its a 9 man job!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    realies wrote: »
    Maybe this happened,

    The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight feet deep. When the job was completed, the boss returned and explained that an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered.

    The worker did as he had been told, but encountered a problem. He wasn't able to get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem.

    "Honesty!" snapped the boss. "The kind of help you get these days! Obviously, there's only one thing to do. Go back and dig that hole deeper!"

    true story.

    Engineer. Pat,where can we get rid of all the left over blocks and stuff.

    Pat. We can just dig a big hole and put all of it in

    Engineer. But what will we do with all the muck from the hole?

    Pat. Oh yeah.....we'll just have to dig another hole to put that in....

    True story.


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