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Wearing 12 leather articles of clothing!

  • 07-12-2011 8:45pm
    #1
    Black Leather
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭


    As a leather fanatic, I have just counted all the leather articles of clothing that I wear when I go for the full black leather look - jeans, shirt, waistcoat, jacket, cap, bag, gloves, boots, belt, phone case, wallet and wristband - 12 in all! Must be a record! The only non leather items that I wear are my socks and underwear!


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  • #2
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    So I see you've cut your gimp suit into sections.


  • #3
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    no leather socks? and i thought you where a pro.


  • #4
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    You must look like a right tool.


  • #5
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    What do you use to get the jizz stains out of them?


  • #6
    Meow_Meow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 171 ✭✭Meow_Meow


    A leather shirt?
    What a waste of cow :(


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  • #7
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Leather fetish and no leather underwear tut tut op


  • #8
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Black Leather wrote: »
    As a leather fanatic, I have just counted all the leather articles of clothing that I wear when I go for the full black leather look - jeans, shirt, waistcoat, jacket, cap, bag, gloves, boots, belt, phone case, wallet and wristband - 12 in all! Must be a record! The only non leather items that I wear are my socks and underwear!

    Please tell me you're female.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Please tell me you're female.

    No male I would say.


  • #10
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Please tell me you're female.

    You've already started fapping and won't know whether or not to finish unless you get an answer?

    I've been there before, it's ok.


  • #11
    ChunkyLover_53
    Closed Accounts Posts: 901 ✭✭✭ChunkyLover_53


    Black Leather wrote: »
    As a leather fanatic, I have just counted all the leather articles of clothing that I wear when I go for the full black leather look - jeans, shirt, waistcoat, jacket, cap, bag, gloves, boots, belt, phone case, wallet and wristband - 12 in all! Must be a record! The only non leather items that I wear are my socks and underwear!

    Welcome to Boards.ie Mr. Hasselhoff!


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  • #12
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    What do you use to get the jizz stains out of them?


    Not to mention the piss-stains and the skid-marks.


  • #13
    gurramok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,992 ✭✭✭✭gurramok


    A whole animal species must be extinct because of the OP :mad:


  • #14
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Are you Wesley Snipes in Blade??


  • #15
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    gurramok wrote: »
    A whole animal species must be extinct because of the OP :mad:

    You mean a cow?
    Why didn't you just say cow??


  • #16
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I think fellas who go for that look are very funny. Until they shoot up a school, then, not so much.


  • #17
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I don't think I've ever even worn 12 items of clothing of any kind at the same time!


  • #18
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    The King of Moo wrote: »
    I don't think I've ever even worn 12 items of clothing of any kind at the same time!

    Amateur.


  • #19
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    And the odd thread of the day award goes to...


  • #20
    TanG411
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,836 ✭✭✭TanG411


    Holy cow!


  • #21
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    ThinksAmoral wrote: »
    Holy cow!

    Holy about 7 cows :pac:


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  • #22
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,229 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    gurramok wrote: »
    A whole animal species must be extinct because of the OP :mad:

    Some animal-rights woman will be wearing his balls for earrings when they catch up with him.


  • #23
    suzzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    what deodorant do you wear......??..could be an ad in that?


  • #24
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    suzzi wrote: »
    what deodorant do you wear......??..could be an ad in that?

    Stupid question, Imperial Leather of course.


  • #25
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,438 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Stupid question, Imperial Leather of course.

    *starts clapping slowly



    Bravo Sir, Bravo!


  • #26
    suzzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Stupid question, Imperial Leather of course.

    bet you keep the little stickers as trophies........:eek:


  • #27
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    What do you like best? Black leather or brown leather?


  • #28
    Black Leather
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 203 ✭✭Black Leather


    Always Black leather!


  • #29
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Black Leather wrote: »
    Always Black leather!

    Racist.


  • #30
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    I know it's uncommon to say this to a non female type, and I feel slightly askew for doing it.. but pics or gtfo!


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  • #31
    Andy!!
    Site Banned Posts: 1,678 ✭✭✭Andy!!


    Oh man... my favourite thread in memory.

    Bravo to you all.


  • #32
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Op posted this is another thread in AH:
    Black Leather wrote: »
    My first experience of a naturist beach was in Fuerteventura. I was on holiday with my girl friend and I talked her into baring all. Just lying there naked on the soft sand close to a curvy and voluptuous woman was an unforgettable experience. And then we plunged into those lovely rolling waves while clinging to each other. For me, a visit to a naturist beach with a lovely woman at my side is the most sensual experience imaginable.

    Please, please let the OP be a sexy leather wearing lesbian :D


  • #33
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Rob Halford, is that you?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45EJ1oYAqKw


  • #34
    suzzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    Stupid question, Imperial Leather of course.

    or.............a dude with a posh bar of soap......sorry................:o


  • #35
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Op posted this is another thread in AH:
    Black Leather wrote: »
    My first experience of a naturist beach was in Fuerteventura. I was on holiday with my girl friend and I talked her into baring all. Just lying there naked on the soft sand close to a curvy and voluptuous woman was an unforgettable experience. And then we plunged into those lovely rolling waves while clinging to each other. For me, a visit to a naturist beach with a lovely woman at my side is the most sensual experience imaginable.


    Please, please let the OP be a sexy leather wearing lesbian :D

    Fat.


  • #36
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    Fat.

    curvy and voluptuous is the new thin, only to fat people of course.


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  • #37
    maxfresh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭maxfresh


    could the op be irelands answer to batman , go clean up those streets leatherman :pac:


  • #38
    the purple tin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Black Leather wrote: »
    As a leather fanatic, I have just counted all the leather articles of clothing that I wear when I go for the full black leather look - jeans, shirt, waistcoat, jacket, cap, bag, gloves, boots, belt, phone case, wallet and wristband - 12 in all! Must be a record! The only non leather items that I wear are my socks and underwear!
    Very mooving.


  • #39
    suzzi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭suzzi


    moving...hmmm....should that be to the clothes bank??...


  • #40
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    Found a picture of the OP........

    http://www.tbseblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/village-people-glen-original-biker-guy-looks-like-jesus-christ-in-leather.jpg


  • #41
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Apparently the OP thinks this is the Matrix.


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  • #42
    PrincessLola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭PrincessLola


    Awwww!!, is it just me or is the op simply adorable?:D His user name even has leather in it! Bless!


  • #43
    De Hipster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,160 ✭✭✭De Hipster


    Black Leather wrote: »
    As a leather fanatic, I have just counted all the leather articles of clothing that I wear when I go for the full black leather look - jeans, shirt, waistcoat, jacket, cap, bag, gloves, boots, belt, phone case, wallet and wristband - 12 in all! Must be a record! The only non leather items that I wear are my socks and underwear!


    Sweet suffering (dead skinned) COW!


  • #44
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,739 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    Well if yer a girl, you will have to get a leather catsuit next. Rowr!

    http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1nf99KkY1qzxj3jo1_500.jpg

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #45
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    What pub are you going to, the blue oyster?


  • #46
    bodhrandude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,739 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    HOW the hell to do you insert an image into Boards????

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



  • #47
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    HOW the hell to do you insert an image into Boards????

    Sideways


  • #48
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    HOW the hell to do you insert an image into Boards????

    Lube.


  • #49
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    bodhrandude wrote: »
    HOW the hell to do you insert an image into Boards????

    Gently.


  • #50
    kavsmdf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 132 ✭✭kavsmdf


    OP, are you Mr. Slave?


  • #51
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Jean Byrne?


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