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crotch-less

Sunnyisland · 2011-12-07 06:54:49

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch less panties?"…

07-12-2011 6:54am

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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to
spice up her dead sex life. She puts them on, together with a short
skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments
she uncrosses her legs ... enough times that her husband finally asks,
"Are you wearing crotch less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile.

"Thank God - I thought you were sitting on the cat."

He never heard the gunshot :)

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