*The Official Unofficial Jizzler 2011 Discussion Thread*

shadowninty

Thought I'd make this to keep the Den clean and save the mods some trouble :pac:
Discuss all Jizzler related stuff here, and remember to be nice

I'll update this if necessary.

Keep commenting so we get a good build up

Pigwidgeon wrote: »

Ok guys, this years Jizzler awards will be held on the 28th of December .

The list of awards so far that we will have this year are as follows:

- Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Best Beard
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Most creative poster

We need people to volunteer to be host of the awards so we can get onto the next stages of planning. I think it would be best to keep all the general chat in this thread, and then in a day or two I'll open up a nomination thread, just so things don't get too messy.

If anyone has suggestions of other awards feel free to stick them in here too.

Pigwidgeon

Mod Edit:

Nominations can be made here

Mod Edit II:

Polling has opened and will be open until 28th December. Considering the time I created all the polls at, it seems that the awards will now have to be held on the 29th of December, unless people want a late night jizzlers :P So, new date is the 29th!

Mod Edit III:

Last one I swear. Idiot me didn't realise you can change the end date for polls, back to the 28th for the ceremony!

- Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Best Beard
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Most creative poster
- Best jumpguy
- Most inspirational poster
- Most likely to be president

Salty

Oooohhhh I'll start!! What's a jizzler??:p

Colm!

_meehan_ wrote: »

Oooohhhh I'll start!! What's a jizzler??:p

Way back in the older, younger C&H, there was a short-lived user known as Jizzler who had some sort of MILF fetish. In his thesis, "Calling All Hot MOMS!" he described his lusts and loves.
He soon became a martyr for his cause as Piste didn't like this for some reason. The forum, to empathise with this cause, founded the Jizzler Awards, to reward the community's best and brightest.

[disclaimer; I was not even a member of the forum for any of that]

shadowninty

_meehan_ wrote: »

Oooohhhh I'll start!! What's a jizzler??:p

I dont want to know tbh, but the Jizzlers are C&H's (Official?) awards
Jizzler was a user before my time.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

Jizzler for mod. The campaign continues.

QueenOfLeon

Oh you newbs!

I suggest you have a read of this and this to get into the spirit :cool: Go go go!

Salty

QueenOfLeon wrote: »

Oh you newbs!

I suggest you have a read of this and this to get into the spirit :cool: Go go go!

I geddit now!:cool:

Insect Overlord

Pesky kids, coming in to our forums and stealing our awards... ¬_¬

:pac:

Namlub

Namlub second best newcomer 2k10 #neverforget #almostwinning

Professey Chin

Pretty sure I turned up late and drunk to last years ceremony

Screaminmidget

I went as Batman last year...

ah the memories :')

Insect Overlord

I've just realised I probably won't be up for any awards this year.

My Biki page from last year is gone and everything!

Screaminmidget

Insect Overlord wrote: »

I've just realised I probably won't be up for any awards this year.

My Biki page from last year is gone and everything!

I havent been able to get on biki for a while now...

Insect Overlord

Screaminmidget wrote: »

I havent been able to get on biki for a while now...

It was shut down back in August/September when the computer hosting it died a horrible death. :pac: Those were Dav's words, by the way, not mine! The Boards blogs, Tweet.ie and sites like Boards Japan/UK/US went with it.

unknown13

I think we need to start get a bit of a move on with deciding on the categories.

Also, we need a host.

Aoifey!

Ooo, I'm so excited

Screaminmidget

Pygmalion and Davidius as hosts..

Pigwidgeon

Whenever myself and Aoibheann actually get online at the same time over the next few days we're going to have a chat about it and sort stuff out.

If people want to nominate themselves as host, we can either do a poll or pick a random number to decide

Aoibheann

^^

What she said! It shall be a thing of beauty.

Pigwidgeon

Ok guys, this years Jizzler awards will be held on the 28th of December .

The list of awards so far that we will have this year are as follows:

- Best Poster
- Best Thread
- Funniest poster
- Best Taste in Music
- Best Mod
- Best Beard
- The Niceguy award for nicest poster
- The Lifetime Achievement Award for services to C+H
- Should be a couple?
- Nerdiest poster
- Best newcomer
- Best playpen intro
- Most creative poster

We need people to volunteer to be host of the awards so we can get onto the next stages of planning. I think it would be best to keep all the general chat in this thread, and then in a day or two I'll open up a nomination thread, just so things don't get too messy.

If anyone has suggestions of other awards feel free to stick them in here too.

Pigwidgeon

unknown13

Person you would least like likely to be stuck in a lift with

The mod's choice award. The mods select a poster for an award that can be for anything but they must state it.

RolandIRL

Is the best mod award limited to C&H mods? loads of new mods from C&H that could open that category up.

hint hint *pick me* nudge nudge:pac:

Aoibheann

We felt that lift award was a bit too nasty for our liking, so it's getting cut! I think a funny award with less negative connotations would be better.

Pigwidgeon

unknown13 wrote: »

Person you would least like likely to be stuck in a lift with

After some discussion me and Aoibheann decided it would be best to leave this award out. In reality, while I know it's meant in a light humoured way, you never know how someone is going to take it and I personally feel it's better left out. We shall be thinking of a different award to take it's place though.

Edit: Or what she said ^

Aoibheann

So important we had to say it twice! :pac:

Davidius

How about Most Loathed? Least lovable? Most expendable?

Pigwidgeon

Davidius wrote: »

How about Most Loathed? Least lovable? Most expendable?

Most disposable?

Insect Overlord

Mod conspiracy! :eek:

Just needs to Piste to post about it now... >_>

soccymonster

N'aaaaawwwwww I love these awards. They make me so happy
My beard hasn't been as prominent this year though *cries*

What about the "best one directioner" again?



*awks silence*

Oh...totes awks...ok then..

Grindylow

How abouuuuuut

Most likely to be president one day
Poster who brightens up C&H

Namlub

My playpen starts that day, no-one will pay attention to it now! *cries*

QueenOfLeon

Namlub wrote: »

My playpen starts that day, no-one will pay attention to it now! *cries*

Its ok, we'll be refreshing C&H all day waiting for the ceremony to begin so we'll have nothing to do in our boredom but ask you questions

Salty

How about...

Poster who puts in the longest hours?:p

There's a fair few night owls in this forum!

Insect Overlord

_meehan_ wrote: »

How about...

Poster who puts in the longest hours?:p

There's a fair few night owls in this forum!

This time 2 years ago I was here pretty much every five minutes from waking to sleeping. Mad stuff altogether! Hard to do that for too long, I'll tell you.

Pigwidgeon

Insect Overlord wrote: »

This time 2 years ago I was here pretty much every five minutes from waking to sleeping. Mad stuff altogether! Hard to do that for too long, I'll tell you.

Thanks to my phone that'd sound about right...

I may now always post, but I'm always watching. C&H, I know all your secrets.

>.>

Grindylow

Mwaha I had to turn my boards on invisible mode because otherwise people would know how much I actually creep on here..

Pigwidgeon

Grindylow wrote: »

Mwaha I had to turn my boards on invisible mode because otherwise people would know how much I actually creep on here..

It's like hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave.

Grindylow

Pigwidgeon wrote: »

It's like hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave.

I still post loads but I creep way moreee.. Like an obsessive level! It's what drop-out life has driven me to!

QueenOfLeon

Grindylow wrote: »

Mwaha I had to turn my boards on invisible mode because otherwise people would know how much I actually creep on here..

I'm permanently on invisible mode. Why would I want people to know I've been stalking their profiles?

shadowninty

Some extra category ideas (robbed tbh)
Best looking
Best IRCer
Best debater
Most aggressive

Screaminmidget

The Randylonghorn (memorial :P )Award.

jefreywithonef

Bring back Best jumpguy. Jumpy need some recognition!

Slow Show

Best younger poster?

The fact that I'm young is all I have going for me, c'moooon.

Luno

If I got a Jizzler it would make my year, sadly I'm not going to get one and alas my year shall not be made!

Aoifey!

I'm gonna arrive in style, just hired the limo :cool:

Professey Chin

Aoifey! wrote: »

I'm gonna arrive in style, just hired the limo :cool:

/hopes for non existant dress to make a statement of somekind ill forget about :pac:

IHeartChemistry

Me never knew these existed Twould be an honour to win one! The C&H Oscars :cool:

Aoifey!

The Great Chinholio wrote: »

/hopes for non existant dress to make a statement of somekind ill forget about :pac:

It's gonna be about the starving children in Africa and how wasteful all you people are with your money. The dress cost €5,000.

Professey Chin

Aoifey! wrote: »

It's gonna be about the starving children in Africa and how wasteful all you people are with your money. The dress cost €5,000.

Sure.Thatll do nicely!
Made from real children I hear

Cakes.

How about youngest poster? :pac:

There's a few photography people around now too, best photo peeps too tbh :P

RolandIRL

Slow Show wrote: »

Best younger poster?

The fact that I'm young is all I have going for me, c'moooon.

Cakesofrice wrote: »

How about youngest poster? :pac:

There's a few photography people around now too, best photo peeps too tbh :P

already we have competition! :pac: