So Hungry He Could Eat a Dog

starbelgrade · 02-12-2011 8:18pm #1

Well, after the huge furore Jeremy Clarkson caused on the One Show the other day, another shit storm is about to hit the BBC as their guest today - John Bishop - claimed that after 25 years of being a vegetarian, that he was so hungry he was so hungry he could eat a dog.

The comedian - aged 45 & father to three kids - shocked the nation as he claimed that he craved meat so badly that he was going to go to Battersea Dog's Home to have a barbeque.

I for one, am horrified.

Biscuits16 · 02-12-2011 8:20pm

I for one, don't give a sh1t.

Latchy · 02-12-2011 8:20pm

Somebody give that man a Hotdog .

starbelgrade · 02-12-2011 8:21pm

Biscuits16 wrote: »

I for one, don't give a sh1t.

Nice to have you contribute to After Hours in the spirit it was created.

The_Thing · 02-12-2011 8:23pm

I was once so hungry that I ate my own intestines.

Fear Uladh · 02-12-2011 8:24pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

that he was so hungry he was so hungry

INCEPTION.

Sunnyisland · 02-12-2011 8:24pm

They eat dogs in asia do they not. woof woof.

5starpool · 02-12-2011 8:26pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Well, after the huge furore Jeremy Clarkson caused on the One Show the other day, another shit storm is about to hit the BBC as their guest today - John Bishop - claimed that after 25 years of being a vegetarian, that he was so hungry he was so hungry he could eat a dog.

The comedian - aged 45 & father to three kids - shocked the nation as he claimed that he craved meat so badly that he was going to go to Battersea Dog's Home to have a barbeque.

I for one, am horrified.

Diddums.

Who cares.

Siuin · 02-12-2011 8:28pm

I thought the phrase was "I'm so hungry I could eat a bald baby" ?
Good thing the pro-life crowd didn't hear that one...

Ghandee · 02-12-2011 8:30pm

I ate a dog one night.

Picked her up in Coppers.

And she turned into a pig in the morning

What's that all about?

danniemcq · 02-12-2011 8:33pm

the people of korea are outraged

Oranage2 · 02-12-2011 8:39pm

Heard its a bit rough.

Fart · 02-12-2011 8:40pm

Biscuits16 wrote: »

I for one, don't give a sh1t.

Dog **** or arse biscuits would have been more appropriate.

Chuck Stone · 02-12-2011 9:10pm

I'd try a bit of BBQ'd dog.

There will be no shit-storm imo.

One is obviously a joke at the expense of nobody the other is a big headed, elitist, private school privileged, Tory boy, dog-faced TWAT trying to be as controversial as possible at the expense of others of lesser means and greater talent.

I hate that cunt.

mackg · 02-12-2011 9:38pm

I want to be just like Jeremy Clarkson when I grow up.

Fbjm · 02-12-2011 10:27pm

Star, you usually make such meaningful contributions to AH. What happened to you? This is not the place to get all het up over an unfortunate turn of phrase.

starbelgrade · 02-12-2011 10:29pm

Fbjm wrote: »

Star, you usually make such meaningful contributions to AH. What happened to you? This is not the place to get all het up over an unfortunate turn of phrase.

It was meant as a pisstake, but I'm really wishing I hadn't started this thread.

Fear Uladh · 02-12-2011 10:30pm

It has gone to the dogs alright.

03-12-2011 10:02am

Dogs taste fine OP.. Shouldn't be horrified.

stovelid · 03-12-2011 10:07am

Doesn't deserve to be hounded like that.

ShadowHearth · 03-12-2011 10:09am

Omfg. Overreact much?

Soon on telly you will be a le to say only: yes or no.

rainbowdrop · 03-12-2011 10:14am

realies wrote: »

They eat dogs in asia do they not. woof woof.

Dogs make different sounds depending where their from. Here in Ireland they bark, in Asia they sizzle..........

:pac:

BillyMitchel · 03-12-2011 11:20am

I live in Korea and my Korean friend is bringing me soon to try it. Heard it's pretty tasty but its no were near as popular as people may think.

Archeron · 03-12-2011 11:30am

ShadowHearth wrote: »

Omfg. Overreact much?

Soon on telly you will be a le to say only: yes or no.

Unless you're on the gong show with des o Connor.

mandrake04 · 03-12-2011 12:04pm

Siuin wrote: »

I thought the phrase was "I'm so hungry I could eat a bald baby" ?
Good thing the pro-life crowd didn't hear that one...

Nah it's

"I'm so hungry I could eat the diseased arm of a dead baby"

Popeleo · 03-12-2011 12:38pm

BillyMitchel wrote: »

I live in Korea and my Korean friend is bringing me soon to try it. Heard it's pretty tasty but its no were near as popular as people may think.

I tried it last year in Pyongyang. It was quite tasty - the best meal I had there - but that's not saying much!

But the bbq lovers might be disappointed - it was served in a stew as it's supposed to be a bit tough and stringy for serving otherwise.

BillyMitchel · 03-12-2011 1:01pm

Popeleo wrote: »

I tried it last year in Pyongyang. It was quite tasty - the best meal I had there - but that's not saying much!

But the bbq lovers might be disappointed - it was served in a stew as it's supposed to be a bit tough and stringy for serving otherwise.

Yes i heard it can be served like a soup and from I gather its how most S. Koreans eat it too. Before that though I'm going to try blowfish and live squid! What was it like up there?