Sitting in the library and the P*** 4 seats down has Jazz music pumping

eilo1

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

cherryghost

Ask him to kindly turn down his music?

TeddyTedson

What's P***?

Just throw paper at the P***.

Redzer7

Kick him in the chest and rob his headphones

Dotrel

Punk? Pimp?

Fart

Prat?

ejmaztec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAjRmHPiESc

cml387

TeddyTedson wrote: »

What's P***?

Just throw paper at the P***.

Prod?

Are you a racist jazz hater op?

Seriously though it is annoying.Get the librarian

chin_grin

It's time for Passive Aggressive Man!

Write "turn that sh!t down" in large letters on your a4 pad. Throw some paper in his direction and hold up the sign.

Captain Darling

Niceeeeeee...

suicide_circus

focking jazz heads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQYzpOHpik

dave1982

good enough for you, being in a libary:)

Dotrel

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

Develop a taste for syncopated rhythms.

eilo1

Enderman wrote: »

Ask him to kindly turn down his music?

But then everyone will look at me think im the bitch who complained about listening to music on head phones.

bullpost

Tap him on the shoulder and tell him you are really enjoying the music but cant for the life of you remember who the artist is.

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

Demonique

Either tell him to turn it off or complain to the librarians

stephen_k

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

How much concentration do you need to browse AH??

eilo1

Fart wrote: »

Prat?

I wish I was this clever, No I was going for pr*ck and just left out one star.

It just proves how badly his music is affecting me.

token56

eilo1 wrote: »

But then everyone will look at me think im the bitch who complained about listening to music on head phones.

They probably wont, they are probably thinking the same thing as you but dont have the guts to say anything. And even if they do, who cares, how many of those people will you ever see again? Why does it matter what they think?

TheZohanS

eilo1 wrote: »

But then everyone will look at me think im the bitch who complained about listening to music on head phones.

I guarantee you more people read AH than are in the library, the damage is already done. Write him a note asking him to turn down the music, make sure you include a smiley face.

smash

Wave your 'jazz hands' in front of his face and ask him to turn it off.

Wetai

Kick them in the face.

Agricola

Walk up to him, give him a kind of "Javier Bardem in No Country" stare, take the mp3 player off him, drop it on the floor and stamp on it heavily - just once. That is key, just once. Then another 3 to 4 seconds of psychotic staring and walk back to your seat.

You're welcome.

Snakeblood

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

He's wise in years. Offer yourself to him.

Dotrel

smash wrote: »

Wave your 'jazz hands' in front of his face and ask him to turn it off.

Even better wave your jizz hands in front of his face.

upandcumming

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

Whereabouts? Get a few of us to go to him and kick the fuck out of him.

Redlion

The eejit down from me in the library is posting on boards and distracting me from my jazz!

smash

Dotrel wrote: »

Even better wave your jizz hands in front of his face.

Like a spiderman?

eilo1

Dotrel wrote: »

Even better wave your jizz hands in front of his face.

ahem I is female.................................

coolx

Grow a pair, darling.

Jake Rugby Walrus666

eilo1 wrote: »

ahem I is female.................................

What are you doing with jizz on your hands?

John Doe1

start blowing on his trumpet:)

eilo1

Lots of school kids have come in now, Im just going to head home, Im just getting more annoyed. :mad:
grumble grumble grumble

Corvo

Blast him.

smash

eilo1 wrote: »

Lots of school kids have come in now, Im just going to head home, Im just getting more annoyed. :mad:
grumble grumble grumble

Are they listening to Jazz too?

Captain Darling

Grooooooovy.

Ellis Dee

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

What is the relevance of his age, gender or the genre of music blaring from his ipod?

Suffice it to say that a person is behaving inconsiderately and breaking the rules of the library. :eek:

Just do as Enderman suggests and ask him to turn it down or off. If he doesn't, complain to the librarian.:)

Saila

get up and start miming like a street performer, they cant tell you to stop and throw you out of a library for that

smash

Ellis Dee wrote: »

What is the relevance of his age, gender or the genre of music blaring from his ipod?

You gotta set the mood for the story... just like jazz sets the mood for an evening!

44leto

If you are not willing to ask him kindly to turn it down as suggested in post 2, go radical.

Take out your knife, sneak up on him ninja style and slit his throat ear to ear. It will just be reported as another case of library rage, the Gardai don't bother with these cases anymore,

eilo1

Ellis Dee wrote: »

What is the relevance of his age, gender or the genre of music blaring from his ipod?

Suffice it to say that a person is behaving inconsiderately and breaking the rules of the library. :eek:

Just do as Enderman suggests and ask him to turn it down or off. If he doesn't, complain to the librarian.:)

For some reason it being a middle aged man annoys me more than your typical teenager. He should know better.
Also the changing rhythms of the jazz just annoys me even more.
The sex well its just what you say isnt it. .........

Anyways im at home now so I dont have to be annoyed by him any more.
Seriously irritable today.

****ing Peter. What a prick.

ringadingding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0j2aFfibR8

kingtut

eilo1 wrote: »

As above, Im currently sitting in the library and some middle aged man is listening to jazz music on his ipod. Its blaring and ruining my concentration.

After hours what should I do!??!!?!:mad::mad::mad:

So he is in the library listening to music and you are in the library surfing the net? Sounds to be like you should get of the bloody internet and start studying, that other chap is probably do more than you! :eek:

Paparazzo

Tell him Jazz is musical wánking

mconigol

Post about it on the internet. That will show him.

eilo1

kingtut wrote: »

So he is in the library listening to music and you are in the library surfing the net? Sounds to be like you should get of the bloody internet and start studying, that other chap is probably do more than you! :eek:

Mr tut, this is how it goes

1) write a paragraph,
2) spend time looking for a reference to back up said paragraph
3) check in on thread and facebook
4) possibly eat something of go to the bathroom
5) repeat steps one to four

And Im sure he is achieving more than me as the entire time I was listening to his music I was distracted and annoyed! But thankfully this essay isnt due until Thursday so its all good in the bloody hood!

Remmy

Either stab him in the neck with a pencil or politely ask him to turn the volume down. I haven't yet decided which is the more prudent course of action.

Nodin

chin_grin wrote: »

It's time for Passive Aggressive Man!

Write "turn that sh!t down" in large letters on your a4 pad. Throw some paper in his direction and hold up the sign.

....just a question. Wheres the "passive" there...?

Carter P Fly

Cut his earphone wires and let the scissors/knife hover in front of his face for a second before you sit back down.

eilo1

Well om back in the library. No old man to bother me. However there are about ten teenagers divided into three groups who are all whispering and joking. Grumble!
There is also a group with two girls and one boy who were pong lipstick on each other. Having a right old laugh they where!
Until i lost the plot and gave out to them. Now i feel mean and everyone looked at me. . . .