Your Saturday.

Sooopie

Its my favourite day of the week

What do you do?

Tonyandthewhale

Go to work.

WoollyRedHat

I used to play football on a Saturday, but then we played it on a Sunday. Now I don't even play football anymore, now I just have a nice lie-in

El Weirdo

IcedOut wrote: »

yore ma

John Doe1 wrote: »

Masturbate over pics of your ma

Cool story bro.

Blast with piss.


Right, we're all done here. Can lock this up.

/thread

Kiera

Dress up in spandex and act like a slut tramp.

hondasam

get my hair and nails done, some shopping, lunch and drink for the afternoon.

Gym for a bit of the afternoon, lash of the punchbag tomorrow me thinks, racingpost.com for the morning for a bit, one or two bets, watch a soccer match usually, maybe an hour in town for a bit of shopping if I need something, out about 10pm or so then usually, defo every 2nd Saturday anyway after watching some all weather racing from Engerland.

kfallon

Wake up, shower, go to bookies, pub, come home locked!

5 easy steps to the perfect day

Immaculate Pasta

My Saturday will be spent writing an essay on the failings of global governance and I will be productive.

In other words I may be on here a lot tomorrow

Sunnyisland

Get my beard trimmed Go to gym come home & chill out & might go to the cinema tomorrow night.

efb

Friday- the weekend has sooo much potential...

Sooopie

hondasam wrote: »

get my hair and nails done, some shopping, lunch and drink for the afternoon.

love that

44leto

Tomorrow I am doing sweet F/A, usually I do stuff, but have I no routine to it.

Mint Sauce

Working on one of the two assigments I have to complete, and spending large amounts of the day on here, and facebook.

Tonyandthewhale

Kiera wrote: »

Dress up in spandex and act like a slut tramp.

Funny, I do that on Sundays.

Arawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBw6nVvJSo

antodeco

Normally nothing, but I've someone in the studio for half the day, so I guess I'll be working and warning my shopping

John Doe1

irish-stew wrote: »

Working on one of the two assigments I have to complete, and spending large amounts of the day on here, and facebook.

nerd

Arnold Layne

Wake early, i.e. 6.30 - 7 am with my kids running into the room.

The rest of the day is theirs as is Sunday.

Other than that; cook a nice dinner and bottles of wine over the evening with the missus.

It beats whacking my flaccid member over yore ma & sister's ass!

stupidusername

I dont do the same things every saturday. I'm too unpredictable like that

Killer Pigeon

Sooopie wrote: »

What do you do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw

Sooopie

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hYtUYiuzkw&feature=relmfu

i could copy and paste, but i just don't wanna

My name is URL

I've got a hot date

a date

Dinner with friends

Dinner alone

Watching TV alone

All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Sooopie

My name is URL wrote: »

I've got a hot date

a date

Dinner with friends

Dinner alone

Watching TV alone

All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.

hawt

Killer Pigeon

Sooopie wrote: »

i could copy and paste, but i just don't wanna

Well it's been edited, Mr. Inbefore Myninja-Edit.

Kasabian

Breakfast, Soccer AM, lunch, Horse racing, Movie, dinner, Match of the day. Full day planned.

Sooopie

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Well it's been edited, Mr. Inbefore Myninja-Edit.

still cannot summon the energy to click, sorry

hondasam

Kasabian wrote: »

Breakfast, Soccer AM, lunch, Horse racing, Movie, dinner, Match of the day. Full day planned.

Eating and watching sport, you are a rebel.:p

Kiera

Kasabian wrote: »

Breakfast, Soccer AM, lunch, Horse racing, Movie, dinner, Match of the day. Full day planned.

Soccer AM hasnt been the same since Tim left and Helen got her hair cut like a dude. Cant watch it anymore

stupidusername

*dances*

Glico Man

My name is URL wrote: »

I've got a hot date

a date

Dinner with friends

Dinner alone

Watching TV alone

All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.

Sears catalog


Me? I'm working from 8.30 to 5 tomorrow. Then when I get back home, I'm gonna stuff myself with leftover pizza and watch some episodes of Chuck before falling asleep and repeating the same thing for the next 4 days straight.

Minus the leftover pizza of course. 2/3/4 day old pizza might be pushing things a bit too far.

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

Soccer AM hasnt been the same since Tim left and Helen got her hair cut like a dude. Cant watch it anymore

Tim Lovejoy......what an arsehole, namedropper extrordinaire :rolleyes: However it's always an excuse to post this up
http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

As for 'her', wannabe fella :mad:

Kasabian

hondasam wrote: »

Eating and watching sport, you are a rebel.:p

Even rebels need a down day.

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

Tim Lovejoy......what an arsehole, namedropper extrordinaire :rolleyes: However it's always an excuse to post this up
http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

As for 'her', wannabe fella :mad:

This is why i cant hang out with you on a Sunday morning when my Tim is on TV. You make me angry, Fallo :mad:

Kasabian

kfallon wrote: »

Tim Lovejoy......what an arsehole, namedropper extrordinaire :rolleyes: However it's always an excuse to post this up
http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/145/29/

As for 'her', wannabe fella :mad:

Former Watford supporter turned to the "glamour club Chelsea" when he hit the telly, now he is a chefs side kick on Sunday mornings.

kfallon

Kiera wrote: »

This is why i cant hang out with you on a Sunday morning when my Tim is on TV. You make me angry, Fallo :mad:

He is a caaaaaaant You are just one more in the list of people I piss off :rolleyes:

Kasabian wrote: »

Former Watford supporter turned to the "glamour club Chelsea" when he hit the telly, now he is a chefs side kick on Sunday mornings.

Read that link, I never tire of it, pure class (the review, not him)

Richard Hillman

Wake up at around 10-11.
Watch a bit of Soccer Am.
Get some shopping in and do some clothes washing.
Watch the Leinster match.
Watch the Brazilian Gp Qualifying.
Get something to eat.
Watch the Madrid derby.
Go on the piss.

Kiera

kfallon wrote: »

He is a caaaaaaant You are just one more in the list of people I piss off :rolleyes:



Read that link, I never tire of it, pure class (the review, not him)

I wish your name was Eddie! :mad::mad::mad:

Wibbles19

Saturday ?, thought is was Friday, Sunday, No?

ToddyDoody

Lay out my clothes for the following week.

Paully D

Sleep 'till 12pm.
Watch football from 12:45pm-7pm.
Go on the beer or stay in depending on what's happening.

Dotrel

This is my Saturday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-TZ8Z5S9rI

That's right, Simpsons marathon.

Brain Stroking

Need to be up early (around 8am) to be down at the local orphanage for 9am. Plenty of cleaning to be done by us volunteers on a Saturday morning although tomorrow i could be on food service detail as Mabel is attending a friend's funeral.
After that i'm in to town to meet up with a few fellow souls and we go around the city centre providing hot soup and a cup of tea to the city centre homeless. Amazing how a nice cup of tea and a kind word can provide them with some brief respite from the cold and misery.
After that i'll nip home around 4pm and have to give the flat a good clean as Gunther and Hans, my new German friends, are arriving from Frankfurt at about 6pm.
Once they arrive i'd imagine the night will be a vivid blur of gaping assholes, vomit, human excrement and semen before myself and my two German sado-masochists collapse in a sweaty, feces-soaked heap on my swastika shaped bed.
Cant wait

criticalcritic

Pretend its Sunday

Sooopie

Brain Stroking wrote: »

Need to be up early (around 8am) to be down at the local orphanage for 9am. Plenty of cleaning to be done by us volunteers on a Saturday morning although tomorrow i could be on food service detail as Mabel is attending a friend's funeral.
After that i'm in to town to meet up with a few fellow souls and we go around the city centre providing hot soup and a cup of tea to the city centre homeless. Amazing how a nice cup of tea and a kind word can provide them with some brief respite from the cold and misery.
After that i'll nip home around 4pm and have to give the flat a good clean as Gunther and Hans, my new German friends, are arriving from Frankfurt at about 6pm.
Once they arrive i'd imagine the night will be a vivid blur of gaping assholes, vomit, human excrement and semen before myself and my two German sado-masochists collapse in a sweaty, feces-soaked heap on my swastika shaped bed.
Cant wait

:eek:

you manage all that, with your head up your aRse?!

Sauve

Wake up whenever...
shuffle to kitchen to forage breakfast, back to bed for a few hours quality time online (boards, fb, music downloads).
Then I'll get up, probably go for a run.
Tomorrow night is anybodys' guess. I'll just wait and see what offers come my way. (I'm guessing damn all!!)

Brain Stroking

Sooopie wrote: »

:eek:

you manage all that, with your head up your aRse?!

Manage all what with what? I thought my day was set out in perfectly clear detail. And why would i stick my head up my arse when that is precisely what my friend Gunther specialises in?

HazDanz

Wake up at 12ish, watch football for the afternoon. Go get a nice bottle of scotch and then listen to TATW 400 for the night with friends.

ff9999

Sleep in, Football, Football & more Football possibly followed by a night out boozin with a chance of some afternoon delight :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplbDbp6XJQ

OneArt

Work. But it's the weekend so I have a bottle of wine beside the computer instead of banana juice.

Then I get hammered.

Caoimhín

Play Skyrim. Woohoo...