Bitch whipped

FinnLizzy

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around. Because of this, he is selling a his Rammstein ticket!

I would put my OH in a room with a load of horny arabs to go and see Rammstein!

So, do you have any examples of friends being seriously whipped?

Dravokivich

FinnLizzy wrote: »

Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around.

I'd love to see how she keeps him away from himself.

Fuhrer

People who pay to listen to Rammstein can get girlfriends?


Who would have thought.

Chuck Stone

I reckon some guys like putting their balls in their GF's purses because then the GF/Wife can become Mammy and he never has to think again or use a washing machine.

Wasn't Rammstein where that plane crashed into all those innocent people? Why would you want to reenact that?

Each to his own I spose.

MyKeyG

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around. Because of this, he is selling a his Rammstein ticket!

I would put my OH in a room with a load of horny arabs to go and see Rammstein!

So, do you have any examples of friends being seriously whipped?

My sister in law to be reckons when she marries my brother both their salaries are going into her account and she's going to give him an allowance. Thing is he's such a gob ****e he'll probably agree.

Similar to the above post he went straight from Mammy to fiancé so the retard probably knows no better.

kfallon

Wait til they split up and he comes back sheepishly to the 'gang'.

Never forget your friends, if you can't balance your time with the g/f and your mates then something is drastically wrong!

cassi

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because they listen to Rammstein and $hit!!

Kasabian

MyKeyG wrote: »

My sister in law to be reckons when she marries my brother both their salaries are going into her account and she's going to give him an allowance. Thing is he's such a gob ****e he'll probably agree.

Talk to your brother before it's too late.

kfallon

MyKeyG wrote: »

My sister in law to be reckons when she marries my brother both their salaries are going into her account and she's going to give him an allowance. Thing is he's such a gob ****e he'll probably agree.

If I was your brother both my feet would be going into her gee......full force too :pac:

senorwipesalot

You need to call him to one side OP and give him a Ballingarry uppercut.

Guill

Had a friend who chose a new gf over 'the lads'.

(note the word HAD)



They split up, dunno what he is at now tbh.

Fart

Rammstein?.. Jesus.

stovelid

If you want to jump over her in the ranks, you have to suck his cock.

44leto

"Bitch whipped" love it

Naomi00

OP what's with all the whiney threads..

Idrc about your friend not going to a gig, why make a thread about it

Turtyturd

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around. Because of this, he is selling a his Rammstein ticket!

I would put my OH in a room with a load of horny arabs to go and see Rammstein!

So, do you have any examples of friends being seriously whipped?

That's what he gets for going out with a tranny.

wolfpawnat

Jesus wept, I do everything I can to get him OUT of the house!!!! Seriously, if his friends are heading out and he wants to go but can't afford it, I give him a few bob. If he comes home drunk, as long as he calls me if he wants to cook something so I will cook it rather than him incinerate us all, then off with him. Though I have seen cases where guys were not allowed buy magazines or go to movies because of a singer/actress the gf was jealous of were in them. That's just insane IMO!

Women can be controlling, but then again I know a few girls who cannot wear what they want or go where they want because of the fellas.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Naomi00 wrote: »

OP what's with all the whiney threads..

Idrc about your friend not going to a gig, why make a thread about it

Because in reality, no one really cares what you do or do not care about.

kfallon

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Jesus wept, I do everything I can to get him OUT of the house!!!! Seriously, if his friends are heading out and he wants to go but can't afford it, I give him a few bob. If he comes home drunk, as long as he calls me if he wants to cook something so I will cook it rather than him incinerate us all, then off with him.

Jesus you are quite the catch!!!

Jesus Shaves

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Women can be controlling, but then again I know a few girls who cannot wear what they want or go where they want because of the fellas.

My bitch has to dress sexy goin out or she's not allowed out

Thrill

wolfpawnat wrote: »

Jesus wept, I do everything I can to get him OUT of the house!!!!

And some people say romance is dead.

ICANN

MyKeyG wrote: »

My sister in law to be reckons when she marries my brother both their salaries are going into her account and she's going to give him an allowance. Thing is he's such a gob ****e he'll probably agree.

Similar to the above post he went straight from Mammy to fiancé so the retard probably knows no better.

My dad gets €50 a week pocket money of my mam out of the money he earns.

Deus Ex Machina

Any man who allows his significant other to dictate to him like that deserves the shyte life he most likely has.

saa

Oh look what was posted today, My boyfriend has lost a lot of his close friends from the lads not being allowed to go to the pub or do anything else that doens't involve or is approved by the missus, and those women who don't allow their men to go out or meet friends are always bítches.

Naomi00

baz2009 wrote: »

Because in reality, no one really cares what you do or do not care about.

Eh, I think you need to read that again.

I meant that the OP just gives out about irrelevant shíte. Waste of a thread really.

Otis Driftwood

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around. Because of this, he is selling a his Rammstein ticket!

I would put my OH in a room with a load of horny arabs to go and see Rammstein!

So, do you have any examples of friends being seriously whipped?

/snigger

Virgin.

binxeo

Naomi00 wrote: »

Eh, I think you need to read that again.

I meant that the OP just gives out about irrelevant shíte. Waste of a thread really.

Nobody forced you to read it....:rolleyes:

Naomi00

binxeo wrote: »

Nobody forced you to read it....:rolleyes:

Lol, again you didn't read what I wrote. The OP is always giving out about stuff only relevant to them. Boring. That's what twitter is for. :rolleyes:



AHs is supposed to be funny not people giving out all the time, which is all it is now.

Cill Dara Abu

Naomi00 wrote: »

Lol, again you didn't read what I wrote. The OP is always giving out about stuff only relevant to them. Boring. That's what twitter is for. :rolleyes:



AHs is supposed to be funny not people giving out all the time, which is all it is now.

Oh the ironing

texidub

Naomi00 wrote: »

Eh, I think you need to read that again.

I meant that the OP just gives out about irrelevant shíte. Waste of a thread really.

This is a very important point. The world has been in a thread bubble for more than 20 years. Now we're being found out.

The ECB estimates that at the current rate of use, there won't be enough threads left in the E.U. to support Internet message boards by the end of Q1 2012. :eek:

What are we supposed to do? Just print more threads? Well the ECB are talking about that, but that could cause the entire Internetary System to collapse.



And we can't just borrow threads after starting so many silly ones like these.




And things are just going to get worse after the budget!!

:pac:

John Doe1

Maybe he doesnt want to around you, i know i wouldnt want to be around a rammstein fan, the smell for one thing:P

Naomi00

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Oh the ironing

Wow, A+ for originality :rolleyes:

I love how predictable the ~jokes on this are.

Aoifey!

Naomi00 wrote: »

Wow, A+ for originality :rolleyes:

I love how predictable the ~jokes on this are.

If you dislike the threads, and you dislike the posts, then why are you here?

John Doe1

Naomi00 wrote: »

Wow, A+ for originality :rolleyes:

I love how predictable the ~jokes on this are.

Actually that was a pretty impressive bit of jokecraft

Fear Uladh

Aoifey! wrote: »

If you dislike the threads, and you dislike the posts, then why are you here?

Time of the month probably.

Cill Dara Abu

Naomi00 wrote: »

Wow, A+ for originality :rolleyes:

I love how predictable the ~jokes on this are.

Cheer up, don't be so miserable :pac:

ejmaztec

Aoifey! wrote: »

If you dislike the threads, and you dislike the posts, then why are you here?

Her boyfriend has been kidnapped by Rammstein, and she's not happy.

wolfpawnat

darokane wrote: »

My bitch has to dress sexy goin out or she's not allowed out

I've seen the opposite, and though I agree people should not go out not half dressed, a pair of skinny jeans, a pair of converse and a good fitting t-shirt is not "parading around displaying yourself" we were going to the cinema!!!!!

Thrill wrote: »

And some people say romance is dead.

No, just that we are each others company most of the time, so when he has a chance to go out, I feel he should. People with kids and living with significant others should still have friends and time to themselves!

Kmc123

Had one friend that used leave the missus' house to go home and she used ring his house phone within ten mins to check if he was actually home and not with the gang, regardless of what hour of the day/night it was!:rolleyes:

hondasam

FinnLizzy wrote: »

I have this friend who won't go out drinking with any of his friends. Why? Because his girlfriend doesn't want him going out when he's not around. Because of this, he is selling a his Rammstein ticket!

I would put my OH in a room with a load of horny arabs to go and see Rammstein!

So, do you have any examples of friends being seriously whipped?

You are jealous of your friends Girlfriend. Does he know you have the hots for him.

MyKeyG wrote: »

My sister in law to be reckons when she marries my brother both their salaries are going into her account and she's going to give him an allowance. Thing is he's such a gob ****e he'll probably agree.

Similar to the above post he went straight from Mammy to fiancé so the retard probably knows no better.

The way I see this, your sister in law has a sense of humour, something you obviously don't.
On the other hand if your brother agrees to this he deserves all he gets.

Fear Uladh

hondasam wrote: »

You are jealous of your friends Girlfriend. Does he know you have the hots for him.



The way I see this, your sister in law has a sense of humour, something you obviously don't.
On the other hand if your brother agrees to this he deserves all he gets.

Divorcee?

hoodwinked

wolfpawnat wrote: »

No, just that we are each others company most of the time, so when he has a chance to go out, I feel he should. People with kids and living with significant others should still have friends and time to themselves!

this is the case for us too and i agree 100% im usually setting up the nights out just to get rid of him!

if you dont have your friends who do you really have? your significant other may not always be around (be it a break up or death) you should always make time for your friends and give them time for theirs! (and in this case gigs) .

MyKeyG

hondasam wrote: »

The way I see this, your sister in law has a sense of humour, something you obviously don't.
On the other hand if your brother agrees to this he deserves all he gets.

The way I see it is you don't know me or my sister in law so you don't have a clue what the hell you're talking about do you?

And I finally add someone to my ignore list!

holystungun9

I can't believe what a bunch of pu55ies some guys are. FFs, grow a pair. I don't take any ish from my gf. Last night she came in moaning about god knows wha......oh crap I hear the door. Er, yeah. Don't take any crap. Laters.

dirtyghettokid

my brother is proper whipped. he can't go anywhere without the OH. she goes MENTAL! he can't even hang out with me on his own when i'm home and i only go home once a year! :mad:
some days i just want to kick the head off her!

biko

Man up OP friend!
If you are he is not happy then just fecking break up...

RichieC

I've seen some tragic examples in my life... usually the lads that are all talk about how manly they are that are the first to fall to the bitch whip

effluent

The bitching about being whipped usually comes from single people who just want someone else to go out for a drink with.

I've a friend who you could say is whipped, hasn't been out for a drink with us for over a year. We might ring him up and ask him if he wants to come out for a drink and he says he might. Then rings back ten minutes later saying he wont bother. He seems pretty content

Yahew

effluent wrote: »

The bitching about being whipped usually comes from single people who just want someone else to go out for a drink with.

Single people can move onto new friends. I like to meet male friends and my oh doesn't care. I even take weekends away ( generally going to Ireland but it often means meeting old friends for a booze up).

Most of my friends, in the UK and Ireland, have gfs and all can make time. If one never turned up he would not be any use as a friend and we would not invite him anymore. If everybody did this then there would be absolutely nobody who ever left the house once married, or in a long term relationship, and only single people would ever get to drink or socialise. Thats clearly appalling.

I've a friend who you could say is whipped, hasn't been out for a drink with us for over a year. We might ring him up and ask him if he wants to come out for a drink and he says he might. Then rings back ten minutes later saying he wont bother. He seems pretty content

Sure some people are. Fine, but why bother asking anymore?

alexr1

kfallon wrote: »

Wait til they split up and he comes back sheepishly to the 'gang'.

Never forget your friends, if you can't balance your time with the g/f and your mates then something is drastically wrong!

Bros before hos !

Yahew

alexr1 wrote: »

Bros before hos !

I prefer

bros and hos on a sane footing, with time for both; maybe more time for hos, but time also for bros.








Yes. I rap in my spare time.