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Pretty hilarious list of lewd things Pakistanis can't text.

Shryke · 2011-11-21 19:38:40

http://gizmodo.com/5861375/heres-every-single-word-youre-not-allowed-to-text-in-pakistan Some creative stuff in there.

21-11-2011 7:38pm

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http://gizmodo.com/5861375/heres-every-single-word-youre-not-allowed-to-text-in-pakistan

Some creative stuff in there.

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#2 21-11-2011 7:40pm

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Snatchpatch:D

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#3 21-11-2011 7:43pm

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"buttpirate"

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#4 21-11-2011 7:47pm

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it doesnt mention Donkeyhumper, so thats OK then

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#5 21-11-2011 7:49pm

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Pardon my naivete, but what's a "carruth"?

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#6 21-11-2011 7:49pm

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HalloweenJack wrote: »

Pardon my naivete, but what's a "carruth"?

It also mentions Rae Carruth.

Paki is still cool.

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#7 21-11-2011 7:50pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056454439

check this out

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#8 21-11-2011 7:53pm

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So as long as you spell masturbate right it's ok. Good to know.

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#9 21-11-2011 7:56pm

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You can't say "hard on"

That's a bit hard on them

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#10 21-11-2011 7:57pm

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axing the weasel
floggin the dolphin

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#11 21-11-2011 8:06pm

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Lol Budwieser is in it and no other beers that I can see, sure isn't it the equivelent of piss :P:P

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#12 21-11-2011 8:09pm

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Whats a G Unit?

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#13 21-11-2011 8:17pm

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face fucker hahaha

what have they got against jack the ripper? or prime time?

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#14 21-11-2011 8:23pm

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They should just stop texting in English.

Problem solved.

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#15 21-11-2011 8:24pm

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Sky King wrote: »

Whats a G Unit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDApZhXTpH8

from the comments:

Research would indicate that the list was culled from the 2005 (perhpas also present) list of banned words and names which the NFL will not allow on its customized jerseys. A handful made it onto the list for trademark reasons.

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#16 21-11-2011 8:27pm

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finger food?

also virgin breaker hee hee

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#17 21-11-2011 8:29pm

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id love to see the sentance that has "assmonkey" in it

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#18 21-11-2011 8:30pm

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It seems they have just copied off this list from 2005:

http://outsports.com/nfl/2005/0301nflshopnaughtywords.htm

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#19 21-11-2011 8:35pm

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Brilliant..... Budweiser, should be banned the world over (though it falls into the piss catagory anyway)

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#20 21-11-2011 9:12pm

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the word censorship is highly discriminative to the fudge distribution industry,eg:
http://www.fudge-factory.co.uk/Index.html
what a load of illogical horse faeces,they arent able to say stroke?
what happens if someone texts their relative to say they think they are having a stroke?

thanks fur the vocab lesson OP.:cool:

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But I was going to text my Pakistani mate about the night I had!

I was at this stagg do and there was this spermherder looking at us from across the stripclub, but this stupid fuck with a hard on was in the way. I was upset as this wasn't just any spermherder, it was an absolute trojan of a tonguethruster, a complete trailertrash tramp capable of up the butt fun. It was then I realised the williewanker with the hard on was actually from the wuutang clan and the skankbitch was actually giving him the rear entry eyes, you know that kind of tit bit nipply look. So I thought it best in the end that he should go get syphilis from the mattress princess via a rim job.

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#22 21-11-2011 10:14pm

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They missed spunk, losers.

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#23 21-11-2011 10:56pm

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Teabagging is ok.

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#24 21-11-2011 11:01pm

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the only thing censorship does is expose the stupidity and control freakishness of those who attempt it.

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#25 21-11-2011 11:33pm

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Overature wrote: »

id love to see the sentance that has "assmonkey" in it

Only an assmonkey would use the word sentance in a sentence.

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