hmmm what to do

questionmark?

So I'm up a wee bit late watching TV and the washing machine is on and somebody is knocking on my door(semi detached so **** them). What should I do? <besides blast them with piss>

mackg

In the time it takes for you to get a few replies they will be gone.

starbelgrade

Stick a sign over your neighbour's letterbox saying "Glory Hole".

chucken1

questionmark? wrote: »

So I'm up a wee bit late watching TV and the washing machine is on and somebody is knocking on my door(semi detached so **** them). What should I do? <besides blast them with piss>

Saturday nights on AH....again fantabulous threads.

Oh...answer the door???

hondasam

Is the washing machine knocking on your door? what is the relevance of the washing machine?

starbelgrade

hondasam wrote: »

what is the relevance of the washing machine?

It's a time saving device for washing clothes.

It's been relevant for many years now.

humbert

Lean out the window and tell them there's nobody home.

Noo

Blast with dirty washing machine water?

Sky King

Kick him in the piss blaster

John Doe1

Take your clothes off and say "Like what ya see":cool:

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's a time saving device for washing clothes.

It's been relevant for many years now.

I still go to the river to wash the clothes. Those machines shrink clothes.

Do you know how to use the washing machine star?:pac:

chin_grin

If you're a woman: Answer the door with dishevelled hair and "that" look of orgasmic bliss.

If you're a man: Answer the door wearing nothing but a sock. Yes A sock. I'll let you put two and two together where that sock is.

Dublin Chick

Eh maybe...just maybe it's not over the washing machine. It could be a booty call?!?! Answer the fooking door

starbelgrade

hondasam wrote: »

Do you know how to use the washing machine star?:pac:

I do, but I'd never let the missus know that.

starbelgrade

chin_grin wrote: »

If you're a man: Answer the door wearing nothing but a sock. Yes A sock. I'll let you put two and two together where that sock is.

Hanging out of your arse?

Bruthal

chin_grin wrote: »

If you're a woman: Answer the door with dishevelled hair and "that" look of orgasmic bliss.

If you're a man: Answer the door wearing nothing but a sock. Yes A sock. I'll let you put two and two together where that sock is.

Probably in a high speed spin at the moment.

Richard tea

Put on ESPN = learn some kick ass moves = kick the late callers ass:cool:

cocoshovel

You know op. The beer is good alreight but **** them lady boys of bangkok. ok?

Dunny

Whats a washing machine?

booboo88

hondasam wrote: »

Is the washing machine knocking on your door? what is the relevance of the washing machine?

Im assuming noise?

chin_grin

starbelgrade wrote: »

Hanging out of your arse?

Oh, so we have another connoisseur of the rectal socking.

You are outed sir! It's so liberating isn't it?

No more will I be ashamed of being aroused by Socky on the Den!

LighterGuy

Well its unlikely to be your neighbors knocking on your door cause you got the washing machine going :P

I would look out to see who it is in your situation. No way would I open the door to a random knock at 1.30am on a Saturday night. This aint the 70s anymore, everyone has a mobile or landline. So its unlikely to be a friend or family member. So it makes you think, who the hell would be knocking at your door.

cocoshovel

ITT: Drunks.

chin_grin

cocoshovel wrote: »

ITT: Drunks.

Nope. Only on my second bottle of the night. Xbox and F5 are keeping me up.

hondasam

booboo88 wrote: »

Im assuming noise?

I don't get the reason for the washing machine in the thread.
Is the op waiting up to hang out the washing?

LighterGuy

Actually,
this reminds of what happened last year.
Was late on a Saturday night (/sunday morning) like you op. Around 2 - 3am. I get a knock on the door. I was watching tv so the place was in darkness. I stepped into the hallway and saw a figure looking through the glass panels of the front door.

Like you, thought who the f**k was it. Figure walks away so I then look out the sitting room window ... who was it? ... 2 Gardai walking back to their Gardai van :rolleyes: To this day dont know why they were knocking at my door.

The Radiator

stare at them out the window

Noo

starbelgrade wrote: »

chin_grin wrote: »

If you're a man: Answer the door wearing nothing but a sock. Yes A sock. I'll let you put two and two together where that sock is.

Hanging out of your arse?

I have just snot myself.
Bravo sir.

Cill Dara Abu

LighterGuy wrote: »

Actually,
this reminds of what happened last year.
Was late on a Saturday night (/sunday morning) like you op. Around 2 - 3am. I get a knock on the door. I was watching tv so the place was in darkness. I stepped into the hallway and saw a figure looking through the glass panels of the front door.

Like you, thought who the f**k was it. Figure walks away so I then look out the sitting room window ... who was it? ... 2 Gardai walking back to their Gardai van :rolleyes: To this day dont know why they were knocking at my door.

Did you not think to run after them to see if there was a problem i.e a family member dead or an axe murderer on the loose?

questionmark?

Dublin Chick wrote: »

Eh maybe...just maybe it's not over the washing machine. It could be a booty call?!?! Answer the fooking door

And take the chance that the FAT polish/east European bitch will rape me!!!!!

robbie7730 wrote: »

Probably in a high speed spin at the moment.

Ya bet ya. Five times cheaper to run at this time of night

booboo88 wrote: »

Im assuming noise?

LighterGuy wrote: »

Actually,
this reminds of what happened last year.
Was late on a Saturday night (/sunday morning) like you op. Around 2 - 3am. I get a knock on the door. I was watching tv so the place was in darkness. I stepped into the hallway and saw a figure looking through the glass panels of the front door.

Like you, thought who the f**k was it. Figure walks away so I then look out the sitting room window ... who was it? ... 2 Gardai walking back to their Gardai van :rolleyes: To this day dont know why they were knocking at my door.

Ask are there handcuffs furry. they love that!!!!

The Radiator

start knocking on the other side of the door

Noo

This thread is now 43mins old. That's one persistent knocker!

LighterGuy

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Did you not think to run after them to see if there was a problem i.e a family member dead or an axe murderer on the loose?

Call me a fool
But I think twice about opening my door to a guard :pac:

Bruthal

questionmark? wrote: »

And take the chance that the FAT polish/east European bitch will rape me!!!!!

Well if its a 3some, it might be worth it.

nice_very

answer the door in a wife-beater and dirty jocks, with a shotgun in hand and ask them: what y'all doin on my propty

questionmark?

nice_very wrote: »

answer the door in a wife-beater and dirty jocks, with a shotgun in hand and ask them: what y'all doin on my propty

Hi I live in 2011 and not a 1965 made for telly film!

nice_very

questionmark? wrote: »

Hi I live in 2011 and not a 1965 made for telly film!

me too, cos u know..... the internet wasnt invented until sometime after 1965 and, Im quite sure it wasnt invented on a made for, telly film (who is telly film?? any relation to telly savalas?

questionmark?

nice_very wrote: »

me too, cos u know..... the internet wasnt invented until sometime after 1965 and, Im quite sure it wasnt invented on a made for, telly film (who is telly film?? any relation to telly savalas?

Your first cousin and your Sister, ya dirty fecker!!!!!

Mammanabammana

Are they still at the door?

corktina

LighterGuy wrote: »

Call me a fool
But I think twice about opening my door to a guard :pac:

you're a fool....happy now?

OP...turn up the telly

biko

"necro"