sex in the car

dumbbell

is there an age where this gets to be unacceptable.. say over 20

earpiece

Never

El Weirdo

I wouldn't say you have to worry about it too much.

Superbus

Always acceptable, as long as it's a 3rd date or after.

Earlier is just sick and twisted.

o1s1n

Only if she's doing it on the second date.

Happyman42

I've had it in a vintage yoke........................55 years old. :cool:

harvester of sorrow

Only when on your own and sitting in tesco car park in the middle of the day rubbing one out:eek:

BBDBB

an age where its unacceptable??? hmmmm,

no,


but there probably is a top speed where you are pushing your luck

Gee Bag

Are you still falling for the "get into my car and I'll give you a bag of werthers originals little boy" trick at twenty years of age?

senorwipesalot

Specsavers http://youtu.be/1ubrEgeMwdg

AnamGlas

Gee Bag wrote: »

Are you still falling for the "get into my car and I'll give you a bag of werthers originals little boy" trick at twenty years of age?

"Sit on my lap, I'll teach ya to drive" is the new one apparently.

Sunnyisland

Its ok anytime once your in the right gear.

Shanotheslayer

Happyman42 wrote: »

I've had it in a vintage yoke........................55 years old. :cool:

Didn't wanna know what you do with penis :pac:

Terry

Zip up your mickey.

dumbbell

friend of mine was seeing this girl doing her on the bonnt up at howth quarry... he had it in no gear and the car rolled backwards with her on the bonnet and him with his jeans around his ancles running after the car.. lucky for him it hit a gorse bush and didnt go off any steep cliffs:eek:

Frank Black

dumbbell wrote: »

is there an age where this gets to be unacceptable.. say over 20

Yes, probably when you're old enough to have your own place and not still be living with your parents.

BBDBB

The Emergency Stop is a blessing in disguise if you dont have condoms

AnamGlas

Happyman42 wrote: »

I've had it in a vintage yoke........................55 years old. :cool:

:rolleyes:

dumbbell

black francis wrote: »

Yes, probably when you're old enough to have your own place and not still be living with your parents.

do see owl ones courting in the beach car parks.. prob having affairs but still... owl ones none the less :pac:

irelandspurs

larry release that young lady

Johro

Don't boink and drive.

wolf moon

dumbbell wrote: »

is there an age where this gets to be unacceptable.. say over 20

Done it at the age of 30+ on Howth Summit and it was good fun.

Why the feck would there be an age it gets unacceptable? Are you having any issues OP? :cool:

dumbbell

wolf moon wrote: »

Done it at the age of 30+ on Howth Summit and it was good fun.

Why the feck would there be an age it gets unacceptable? Are you having any issues OP? :cool:

garda stopped me the other night on top of the missus.. told me to get a hotel.. but if i was to get a hotel everytime she was horny id be broke haha

hondasam

If you can start on first gear and finish on fifth you are good.

Superbus

dumbbell wrote: »

garda stopped me the other night on top of the missus.. told me to get a hotel.. but if i was to get a hotel everytime she was horny id be broke haha

I am seeing inconsistencies in your posts.

mackg

dumbbell wrote: »

garda stopped me the other night on top of the missus.. told me to get a hotel.. but if i was to get a hotel everytime she was horny id be broke haha

Two dates and now she's the missus? Or are ya playing the field?

Or just making stuff up?

dumbbell

Superbus wrote: »

I am seeing inconsistencies in your posts.

call the internet police

dumbbell

mackg wrote: »

Two dates and now she's the missus? Or are ya playing the field?

Or just making stuff up?

i lie, it makes me feel big,

everyone needs a gimmic, like the crazy man in the subway with a snake

Superbus

dumbbell wrote: »

call the internet police

Done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfWO5Kkzv74

Cill Dara Abu

Dumb OP is dumb

hondasam

dumbbell wrote: »

i lie, it makes me feel big,

everyone needs a gimmic, like the crazy man in the subway with a snake

So last night was your first time and you are still a virgin, poor op.

mackg

dumbbell wrote: »

i lie, it makes me feel big,

everyone needs a gimmic, like the crazy man in the subway with a snake

No need to lie we appreciate you for you, ya big mad yolk.

dumbbell

hondasam wrote: »

So last night was your first time and you are still a virgin, poor op.

ah you again. me sides are still splitting from last nights comments go easy haha

it was the plot of the porno i was watching

mackg

dumbbell wrote: »

ah you again. me sides are still splitting from last nights comments go easy haha

it was the plot of the porno i was watching

In the porno you were watching two people were at it in a car then a garda put a stop to it, sounds hot!

hondasam

dumbbell wrote: »

ah you again. me sides are still splitting from last nights comments go easy haha

it was the plot of the porno i was watching

Sorry did i hurt your feelings :pac:
you are not old enough to understand porno.

Shanotheslayer

hondasam wrote: »

Sorry did i hurt your feelings :pac:
you are not old enough to understand porno.

I think he needs parental permission in order to pop one on.

''Mammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can I've a wa*k''

PK2008

As long as you've got your NCT it should be ok

Riesen_Meal

**** Saturday Night thread delivers.....

dumbbell

hondasam wrote: »

Sorry did i hurt your feelings :pac:
you are not old enough to understand porno.

i think its straight forward, the mail man or milk man or tv man comes and the lady blows his bellywith air like ppl on babies faces :P

Sky King

You should just go to one of the city's popular dogging spots OP. There you'll find people of all ages and if you like you can watch them and shake one off.

But don't reverse your car in because that's dogging code to let people know you want it up the 'exhaust'.

hondasam

dumbbell wrote: »

i think its straight forward, the mail man or milk man or tv man comes and the lady blows his bellywith air like ppl on babies faces :P

I rest my case, you are not old enough. go to bed.:pac:

Cicero

Terry wrote: »

Zip up your mickey.

When's the book due?...really...can't wait...;):p

dumbbell

hondasam wrote: »

I rest my case, you are not old enough. go to bed.:pac:

alone.. or are you "tuckin" me in:cool:

Johro

mackg wrote: »

No need to lie we appreciate you for you, ya big mad yolk.

We do??

John Doe1

dumbbell wrote: »

alone.. or are you "tuckin" me in:cool:

Ill answer this: no

Logical Fallacy

dumbbell wrote: »

alone.. or are you "tuckin" me in:cool:

And it becomes clear why you need to lie about getting laid.

saa

I'm glad I've never done that I have romantic notions of going to drives having picnics and getting carried away.

Well that's a nice notion because I'm sure its more awkward than romantic.

John Doe1

saa wrote: »

I'm glad I've never done that I have romantic notions of going to drives having picnics and getting carried away.

Well that's a nice notion because I'm sure its more awkward than romantic.

Wanna test it out?:p

hondasam

saa wrote: »

I'm glad I've never done that I have romantic notions of going to drives having picnics and getting carried away.

Well that's a nice notion because I'm sure its more awkward than romantic.

You are missing out here, nice end to the picnic. Live a little, do it.

saa

John Doe1 wrote: »

Wanna test it out?:p

PM sent.

:pac:

saa

hondasam wrote: »

You are missing out here, nice end to the picnic. Live a little, do it.

I suppose you have a point ah life with a car, picnics, drives and not having to use public transport oh a girl can dream!