Gay Animals

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 6:17pm #1

Is there such a thing as gay (non human) animals?

Gee Bag · 19-11-2011 6:18pm

Lots of them, for some reason the idea of gay fish amuses me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

donvito99 · 19-11-2011 6:18pm

Sure animals invented gayness

earpiece · 19-11-2011 6:19pm

donvito99 wrote: »

Sure animals invented gayness

No, the Greeks invented gayness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iheZM6VBJfE

DjFlin · 19-11-2011 6:19pm

Gee Bag wrote: »

Lots of them

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

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Sykk · 19-11-2011 6:22pm

My dog used to ride other male dogs... Well I've never seen a dog being successful with aim whilst humping, but he damn well tried.

starbelgrade · 19-11-2011 6:24pm

Humans are animals.

So yes there are gay animals.

Wertz · 19-11-2011 6:24pm

I have to say this story tugged at the old heartstrings...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/nov/09/homophobic-split-up-gay-penguins

Heard of gay horses too over the years and dolphins.

Zebra3 · 19-11-2011 6:26pm

Read one day that bats indulge in oral sex.

the purple tin · 19-11-2011 6:26pm

There's supposed to be a lot of lesbian seagulls.

mackg · 19-11-2011 6:28pm

finfinfin · 19-11-2011 6:29pm

I think my dog is gay.

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 6:30pm

starbelgrade wrote: »

Humans are animals.

So yes there are gay animals.

Read the OP again!

thee glitz · 19-11-2011 6:34pm

Giraffes are big into that kinda thing, apparently 95% of males are but they still hook up to breed.

Ellis Dee · 19-11-2011 6:36pm

Gayness is quite common among socially conservative American Republican jackasses, one example of whom is Larry Craig, who enjoyed sucking guys off in airport toilet cubicles as an invigorating break from preaching family values.;);)

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 6:44pm

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Gayness is quite common among socially conservative American Republican jackasses, one example of whom is Larry Craig, who enjoyed sucking guys off in airport toilet cubicles as an invigorating break from preaching family values.;);)

True story? :eek::eek:

Now what has that got to do with the OP?

Dudess · 19-11-2011 6:47pm

I had a cat who wasn't neutered but he had no interest in the other cat who was female (and pretty hot), he ran away in terror whenever he saw another tom instead of hissing and growling and spoiling for a fight, and he was really preeny and had a very swishy way about him. Maybe he didn't have the ghey but he was sure as hell uncharacteristically effeminate for a non neutered tom-cat - renowned for being the epitome of alpha maleness.

Ellis Dee · 19-11-2011 6:49pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

True story? :eek::eek:

Now what has that got to do with the OP?

Google it, 1975 - and go figure.

;);)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig

Spunge · 19-11-2011 6:50pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MroAtQKHu8

humanji · 19-11-2011 6:52pm

Gee Bag wrote: »

Lots of them, for some reason the idea of gay fish amuses me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

They like fish sticks?

Gee Bag · 19-11-2011 6:55pm

Dudess wrote: »

I had a cat who wasn't neutered but he had no interest in the other cat who was female (and pretty hot), he ran away in terror whenever he saw another tom instead of hissing and growling and spoiling for a fight, and he was really preeny and had a very swishy way about him. Maybe he didn't have the ghey but he was sure as hell uncharacteristically effeminate for a non neutered tom-cat - renowned for being the epitome of alpha maleness.

It's a feline Paul Galvin!

corktina · 19-11-2011 6:57pm

i was going to give being Bi-sexual a try only I thought I'd only get rejected by twice as many people so I didn't go for it.

Dudess · 19-11-2011 7:00pm

Gee Bag wrote: »

Lots of them, for some reason the idea of gay fish amuses me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

And it mentions gut worms can have the ghey too.

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 7:04pm

corktina wrote: »

i was going to give being Bi-sexual a try only I thought I'd only get rejected by twice as many people so I didn't go for it.

Probably something to do with curb crawling in a lime green early 80's motor!

Ellis Dee · 19-11-2011 7:04pm

Gee Bag wrote: »

Lots of them, for some reason the idea of gay fish amuses me

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

Yeah, "swish fish" has a sort of nice ring to it alright.

:D:D

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 7:05pm

Ellis Dee wrote: »

Google it, 1975 - and go figure. ;);)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig

Read your link but I still don't see any animal references!

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 7:06pm

Dudess wrote: »

I had a cat who wasn't neutered but he had no interest in the other cat who was female (and pretty hot), he ran away in terror whenever he saw another tom instead of hissing and growling and spoiling for a fight, and he was really preeny and had a very swishy way about him. Maybe he didn't have the ghey but he was sure as hell uncharacteristically effeminate for a non neutered tom-cat - renowned for being the epitome of alpha maleness.

Cat lady - I knew it all along!

Wertz · 19-11-2011 7:07pm

Dudess wrote: »

I had a cat who wasn't neutered but he had no interest in the other cat who was female (and pretty hot), he ran away in terror whenever he saw another tom instead of hissing and growling and spoiling for a fight, and he was really preeny and had a very swishy way about him. Maybe he didn't have the ghey but he was sure as hell uncharacteristically effeminate for a non neutered tom-cat - renowned for being the epitome of alpha maleness.

lol that's exactly how my (now dead unfortunately) tom was too. Always getting the worst of it in fights, wouldn't protect his territory (the back garden) didn't mark/spray and didn't seem to be a hit with the ladys. I put it down to him being the runt of his litter, I rescued him from his siblings beating him up. He just wasn't alpha. He wasn't spayed either until he was about 7.
Only now that he's been dead I see his genes in a few of the strays that come sniffing around for food, one in particular is the spit of him so he got it on at some point.

Gee Bag · 19-11-2011 7:10pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Read your link but I still don't see any animal references!

Bloody good story though.

Maybe he liked to dress up like an amimal, football mascot style so people wouldn't recognise him.

corktina · 19-11-2011 7:12pm

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Probably something to do with curb crawling in a lime green early 80's motor!

i deny that...

it's late seventies

Dudess · 19-11-2011 7:15pm

Oh yeah Wertz, mine didn't mark his territory either. Never saw him take part in a fight or riding. He was so camp I couldn't imagine it either.

A bastard big scary tom killed him...

G.muny · 19-11-2011 7:16pm

My old dog went both ways. I was quite shocked to find out as he was the macho dog of the neighbourhood that terriorised anyone brave enough to walk past the front garden.

You think you know a person dog.

Big Nasty · 19-11-2011 7:24pm

Dudess wrote: »

Oh yeah Wertz, mine didn't mark his territory either. Never saw him take part in a fight or riding. He was so camp I couldn't imagine it either.

A bastard big scary tom killed him...

To be fair most cats, male or female, have feminine charecteristics. Hence the term 'feline' I woulda thought. I've got two boys, both neutered, one a total angel, beautiful cat. So precise in every move and very loving but you would still know he's a boy without seeing his balls. The other lad is serious Alpha: chases dogs, kicks the sh1t out of all the local cats and they all still want to hang with him. He's the feline version of The Fonz. Wears a studded collar too! Yet both of them compete for bed space most nights and end up licking the head off each other. I better stop! :eek: