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  • 19-11-2011 2:59pm
    #1
    robbie_998
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,222 ✭✭✭


    I have just pooped for the second time today and both times today the color of my poo is black


    Not brown like normal or similar... Black !

    What do ?


Comments

  • #2
    u140acro3xs7dm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    Stout?


  • #3
    NeitherJohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭NeitherJohn


    The ghey. Clearly.


  • #4
    tommyboy2222
    Closed Accounts Posts: 914 ✭✭✭tommyboy2222


    What's it taste like ?


  • #5
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,201 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Kylan Odd Toaster wrote: »
    Stout?

    No, poo. Oh wait, it's the same thing.


  • #6
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    I have just pooped for the second time today and both times today the color of my poo is black


    Not brown like normal or similar... Black !

    What do ?
    What's wrong with black poop you filthy racist?


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  • #7
    finfinfin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭finfinfin


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    I have just pooped for the second time today and both times today the color of my poo is black


    Not brown like normal or similar... Black !

    What do ?


    lash into the aqua,it'll ethnic cleanse your bad boy.


  • #8
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    It's possibly due to bleeding in your intestines.


  • #9
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    robbie_998 wrote: »
    I have just pooped for the second time today and both times today the color of my poo is black


    Not brown like normal or similar... Black !

    What do ?

    Lay off either the Guinness or the iron tablets! :D


  • #10
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Youve been raped by a dark chocolate bar


  • #11
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Posting about it was definitely the best course of action


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  • #12
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Dotrel wrote: »
    It's possibly due to bleeding in your intestines.

    Yeah, that's what I was thinking of.
    Black colouration could be dried blood.


  • #13
    Welruc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭Welruc


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtIG4TuVnvg


  • #14
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    We alllll have problems.


  • #15
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Where's Flut when you need him


  • #16
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Don't worry about it. Many animals' poo is always black, so there must be something good about it.:D:D:D


  • #17
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    you've had anal sex with a black man. thanks for sharing.


  • #18
    PhysiologyRocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭PhysiologyRocks


    See an out of hours doctor immediately.


  • #19
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    Black poo is caused by iron. If you take iron tablets, or a multivitamin with iron in it, or if you eat or drink a lot of iron-rich foods then it can turn your poo black. It can also be caused by bleeding in your intestines, so if you feel dodgy go see a doctor.


  • #20
    Joshua Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Joshua Jones


    I'm no Gillian McKeith but I'm guessing Oreos.


  • #21
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Chill the fúck out, you don't have to see a doctor unless you've had the runs for more than a week so an off colour appearing on one day isn't anything to write home about.


    :L


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  • #22
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Go to a doctor.

    It appears the problem is spreading to your keyboard.


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