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Reasons to be cheerful.

  • 19-11-2011 1:43am
    #1
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Does anyone remember the ad reasons to be cheerful:

    1. I have my health.
    2. My family are all OK.
    3. All my teeth are my own.

    What is your reasons to be cheerful?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Some of Buddy Holly, the working folly
    Good Golly Miss Molly, and boats


  • #3
    Amber Lamps
    Closed Accounts Posts: 282 ✭✭Amber Lamps


    Part 3


  • #4
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoOjtNs9EOk


  • #5
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I once whacked my funny bone. . .


  • #6
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I'm watching family guy !


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  • #7
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    This country owes way more than we make, like Greece.

    We have the highest borrowers on Visa Cards in Europe.

    We have the most expensive (useless) houses and apartments in Europe that turn out to be be built to 1960 Soviet standards.

    Oh and jedward are still alive.


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    You can get a happy wee kitten for free.


  • #9
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    I'm healthy, nearly finished with my education, young and not tied down by anything. At this point I have loads of possibilities open to me, there are plenty people my age that don't. This is reason enough I'd say.

    (Won't stop me complaining)


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm not dead......










































    .......... well that's one anyway.


  • #11
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    You can get a happy wee kitten for free.

    My six week old kitten was robbed two weeks ago thanks for reminding me :(


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  • #12
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    mackg wrote: »
    My six week old kitten was robbed two weeks ago thanks for reminding me :(

    Aw :(


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I have a lovely new pet.

    *strokes kitten*


  • #14
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Tomorrow we're having a family get- together.
    Only happens once a year. . .


  • #15
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    I've a tryst with a lovely young French lady next week, in France. Wish me luck!


  • #16
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    It a balls when some fucker comes and steals the pussy that's rightfully yours.


  • #17
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    mackg wrote: »
    My six week old kitten was robbed two weeks ago thanks for reminding me :(

    I bought a 6 and a half week old kitten one and a half weeks ago.

    Thanks for reminding me, he's been in the fridge for ages. Would have gone off if you hadn't jogged my memory.

    Delicious!


  • #18
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    policarp wrote: »
    Tomorrow we're having a family get- together.
    Only happens once a year. . .

    So christ mass does not come into your family. God bless you pagans.


  • #19
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I've a tryst with a lovely young French lady next week, in France. Wish me luck!


    Is that a posh word for a guaranteed shag?


  • #20
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Is that a posh word for a guaranteed shag?
    A gentleman never kisses and tells, even in advance.


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    A gentleman never kisses and tells, even in advance.

    That's a 'yes' then.


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  • #22
    TheUsual
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,288 ✭✭✭TheUsual


    "This is not my wife, this is not my house"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU


  • #23
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have a lovely new pet.

    *strokes kitten*

    Sorry but cats are sh**e no offense meant now or anything.


  • #24
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Sorry but cats are sh**e no offense meant now or anything.

    Meow.


  • #25
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Sorry but cats are sh**e no offense meant now or anything.

    don't talk about his pussy like that

    You bitch your just jelous :mad:


  • #26
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Bryb decipher?


  • #27
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    You can get a happy wee kitten for free.
    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    I bought a 6 and a half week old kitten one and a half weeks ago.

    Thanks for reminding me, he's been in the fridge for ages. Would have gone off if you hadn't jogged my memory.

    Delicious!

    You got ripped off bud.
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have a lovely new pet.

    *strokes kitten*

    replace the word daughter with kitten

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uEy8SrqitU


  • #28
    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    When one takes solace in the fact that they have "their health" it is almost invariably an indication that they are so far up **** creek that they're in another country.


  • #29
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It a balls when some fucker comes and steals the pussy that's rightfully yours.

    And that makes you cheerful.?
    That's a bitch. . .


  • #30
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    don't talk about his pussy like that

    You bitch your just jelous :mad:

    I find your tone slightly derogatory.


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  • #31
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    So christ mass does not come into your family. God bless you pagans.
    'Fraid not.
    Frayed Knot.
    Someone always at sea at Christmas. . .


  • #32
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    policarp wrote: »
    And that makes you cheerful.?
    That's a bitch. . .

    I was referring to this post...
    mackg wrote: »
    My six week old kitten was robbed two weeks ago thanks for reminding me :(

    when I said this..
    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    It a balls when some fucker comes and steals the pussy that's rightfully yours.

    Goddamit that cost me about 2 minutes damn you.


  • #33
    James T Kirk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭James T Kirk


    There are no reasons to be cheerful, if you think about it long enough.

    The horror... The horror...


  • #34
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I was referring to this post...






    .
    Try and be cheerful.
    And don't throw stones.


  • #35
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    It's 3:20am and I'm still awake!


  • #36
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I find your tone slightly derogatory.

    am I supposed to feel bad about that....?


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  • #37
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    I have somewhere stable to live,
    I may not be able to persue it but I studied for my dream career.
    I have a boyfriend that makes me smile everytime I see him.
    I'm a lot healthier than I was six months ago.


  • #38
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    saa wrote: »
    I have somewhere stable to live,

    You are a horse.


  • #39
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    mickydoomsux wrote: »
    You are a horse.


    naaaaaaaaay.


  • #40
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    When one takes solace in the fact that they have "their health" it is almost invariably an indication that they are so far up **** creek that they're in another country.

    or just have alot more perspective than alot of people or know people who dont have theirs and so realise how **** things could be so they realise its a major positive to have for free


  • #41
    Kaneda_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Kaneda_


    I love cleaning out my car and underneath the seat i might come across a rogue 2 euro coin that thought he could escape the clutches of my hand


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  • #42
    Susie_Q
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭Susie_Q


    I'm cheerful because even though I'm home with a rotten cold, I have a bottle of delicious whiskey, chocolate biscuits and a load of good movies to watch. :)


  • #43
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    mickydoomsux wrote: »
    You are a horse.
    "just because I live in a stable doesnt mean I'm a horse"

    -Duke of Wellington

    ahem cough cough misquote cough cough


  • #44
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Susie_Q wrote: »
    I'm cheerful because even though I'm home with a rotten cold, I have a bottle of delicious whiskey, chocolate biscuits and a load of good movies to watch. :)
    Do you dunk the biscuits in the whisky?


  • #45
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I got five and a half grand back in tax last week!!!


  • #46
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Vagina's:D


  • #47
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I got Skyrim today.


  • #48
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    RichieC wrote: »
    I got Skyrim today.

    only today?!?!


  • #49
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    I'm going to Amsterdam tomorrow! \o/


  • #50
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    only today?!?!

    My PC was on the blink and I wasn't settling for the PS3 version.


  • #51
    merengueca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 465 ✭✭merengueca


    Eventually got the guy I've fancied for the last year..... and it was so worth the wait:D:D


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