Games Retr0gamer should play because of his disease!

Pyongyang

I've compiled a list of games this young buxom pup should play to help his disease go away. He'll feel better in no time with all our suggestions!

Here's a few to get him started:

Side Arms (PC Engine)
Wild Arms (PSX)
Limbo (XBLA)
Pit Fighter (Arcade)
Metal Arms (XBOX)

Any more to add to this list?

o1s1n

A boy and his Blob.

The Ooze.

Burning Rangers.

The Itchy & Scratchy Game.

Pyongyang

Nice! I'd like to throw LifeSigns: Surgical Unit and De Blob in the mix too.

o1s1n

Cool Spot.

Road Rash.

King of the Monsters

Pyongyang

Early days yet but we could throw Dead Rising in to the pot too. Just as a precautionary measure of course.

Myrddin

All those games have aged so badly though, must be bitrot or something.

He really should just get stuck into Pillow Pets, why break the norm like.

o1s1n

The Tick.

Worms.

I'm enjoying this far too much

Pyongyang

o1s1n wrote: »

I'm enjoying this far too much

We'll get our karma thrown back in our faces when it's our turn though. But for now...

I'll throw some more games on the pile. Here's:

The Ooze (Mega Drive)
Drop Off (PC Engine)
Slime World (PC Engine)

Retr0gamer

Metal Gear Solid 2

I'm just hoping it doesn't get so bad that my arm starts controlling me.

smokingman

Head over Heels

Pyongyang

Retr0gamer wrote: »

Metal Gear Solid 2

I'm just hoping it doesn't get so bad that my arm starts controlling me.

One of my favourite films of all time as it happens.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096251/

Andrew76

The Thing.

Professey Chin

Clayfighter
Evil Dead : Hail to the King (And sure why not Fistfull of Boomstick & Regeneration while we're at it :pac: )

Pyongyang

Altered Beast
It Came From The Desert
Day Of The Tentacle
Dr. Mario

Dr Bob

.......Splatterhouse.

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luas_dublin wrote: »

.......Splatterhouse.

Thanks for reminding me I must play my PC Engine and XBOX 360 editions again. Lovely games they are too.

CiDeRmAn

I am so so surprised no one else, especially the shooter fans out there, didn't think of this as the perfect metaphor for Retr0s serious case of **** cramp!

Einhander!!

CathalDublin

Pyongyang

Attack Of The Mutant Camels
Mutant Apocalypse
Bart vs The Space Mutants

I think Einhander is an absolute corker of a suggestion! Top game and fits in with his disease!

Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

could do a bigger version of this :pac:

Pyongyang

Theme Hospital.

CiDeRmAn

But, and no one has addressed this, who on earth gets a dreadful armpit infection???
I mean, I have worked as a nurse for 17 years and this is the first time I have heard of one.
Now, sure, people get all sorts of "things" in various damp, dark and hairy places but this the first time it has been an armpit!

Was it fungal?
Was it bacteriological?
Was it viral?
Was it something from another world????

Retr0gamer

Apparently it was a bacterial infection that got into the hair follicles made worse by the rash which lowered my immune system.

CiDeRmAn

You know, now you've explained it, you'd imagine the magic would be gone!

But no,

Now it's even more disgusting!!!!

Retr0gamer

Actually the top photo is what it looks like at the moment. There was so much puss in the wounds that it left great big gaping holes in my arm when it all cleared out. They look horrible but aren't sore at all. Much better than when the **** was in it.

Now if you wanted to see something disgusting that was when they were bursting. My armpit had these giant lumps on it and there was blood and pus everywhere. Then the worst was when I was applying slight pressure to them to clean them out and solid lumps of pus would come out, or worse a solid string of pus about 3 inches long that had to be pulled out. Still better out that in, got rid of a lot of the pain when they were emptied of their disgusting contents.

Myrddin

I've seen some unpleasantness in here before, but this takes the biscuit.

pdbhp

Pics or GTFO...

Pyongyang

Suddenly I don't feel like eating dinner tonight.

P.s that top photo looks like a gee. :pac: