How sneaky are you?

Davekoolhill

here's a mad one, have any of you ever talked your way into a show/concert, or gone back stage etc?

I used to always sneak up to the premium level at croke park at half time during matches. Although one time I got the wrong lift and ended up down at the kitchens.

chin_grin

Davekoolhill wrote: »

I used to always sneak up to the premium level at croke park at half time during matches. Although one time I got the wrong lift and ended up down at the kitchens.

I would've preferred that. YAY! Free food!

Jesus Wept

very

chin_grin

The-Rigger wrote: »

very

Does this work on the black theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

Jesus Wept

chin_grin wrote: »

Does this work on the black theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

No. I may have overstated my sneakiness.

jester77

The weirdest one for me was when I once sneaked into a black tie event in the opera house in Stockholm. A fight had started outside and the bouncers went to check it out, so myself and my friend walked in. No one said anything and people looked oddly at us as we were dressed in jeans/tshirt. The €7 per beer, which they actually served us, meant we didn't stay too long anyway

FatherLen

i once snook into the panel with a few mates.

kwalshe

I snook into yer ma

vampire of kilmainham

i snook me willie into yor ma's snatch

Gummy Panda

I'm super sneaky

You have to be when in a tree, perving on women getting changed in their bedrooms

Snowie

Gummy Panda wrote: »

I'm super sneaky

You have to be when in a tree, perving on women getting changed in their bedrooms

amateur i use telephoto lense :cool:

oppenheimer1

I wear sneakers... for sneaking

kazul

Davekoolhill wrote: »

here's a mad one, have any of you ever talked your way into a show/concert, or gone back stage etc?

I used to always sneak up to the premium level at croke park at half time during matches. Although one time I got the wrong lift and ended up down at the kitchens.

There is limited lift access to premium level and all lifts have security on them on match days. And premium level (along with other levels) has it's own kitchens.

Shenanigans

cruiser178

I was driving on a 2 lane one way street recently, about 100 yards ahead of me was a garda check point(shít, no tax) on the left was a male garda, on the right a female garda, so I switched over lane and headed for the female garda. When I stopped she said to me "story with the tax" to which I replied "new addition to the family gard couldn't afford it this month, I'll get it sorted as soon as I can". She just smiled and waved me on. Took about 10 mins to get the smirk off my face.

Ghandee

Wasn't this covered on the radio yesterday morning

Son Of A Vidic

How sneaky am I? Well let's just say that if I farted in a packed lift, I'd be the last person you'd suspect.

cruiser178

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

How sneaky am I? Well let's just say that if I farted in a packed lift, I'd be the last person you'd suspect.

Why? is your arse where your face should be or something?

mongoman

cruiser178 wrote: »

Why? is your arse where your face should be or something?

Huh?......Are you well?

saa

Ah I've sweet talked a few bouncers in my day at gigs, to get to a standing area or if we the guestlist was closed but that's easier with a few jars on you.

Nothing fancy though

DEFTLEFTHAND

Sneaked into first class on the Holyhead ferry once, but was ratted out by an elderly English couple. They had a steward come over and frog march me back to steerage.:(

cruiser178

mongoman wrote: »

Huh?......Are you well?

I am thanks for askin

mongoman

cruiser178 wrote: »

I am thanks for askin

Why so confused? Your reply to another posters funny post was utterly nonsensical.

Latchy

I'm as sneaky as mr Bean who would rob the penny euros of a dead corpse just to help pay his parking fines ...sneaky cnut

SteelyDanJalapeno

cruiser178 wrote: »

Why? is your arse where your face should be or something?

mongoman wrote: »

Huh?......Are you well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9al-mpqXjc

policarp

Ghandee wrote: »

Wasn't this covered on the radio yesterday morning

BooShank

I'm sneakier than a snake just awarded tenure as professor of sneaking at Sneak University.

Doc Ruby

Davekoolhill wrote: »

here's a mad one, have any of you ever talked your way into a show/concert, or gone back stage etc?

I used to always sneak up to the premium level at croke park at half time during matches. Although one time I got the wrong lift and ended up down at the kitchens.

I once snuck two bottles of high grade rum and a folding knife through Dutch customs. I wouldn't say I'm terribly sneaky, more they were crap.