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my cigarettes keep extinguishing themselves!

  • 18-11-2011 5:46am
    #1
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    apart from the fact fags are bad for ye.. ive noticed lately, that if i leave a fag in an ashtray for half a minute, it goes out!! have they removed the saltpeter from them ??? i tried googling but was met with "sfdneo8iutwbnq sea54hyuj7....".. etc


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  • #2
    leonidas83
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    flanum wrote: »
    apart from the fact fags are bad for ye.. ive noticed lately, that if i leave a fag in an ashtray for half a minute, it goes out!! have they removed the saltpeter from them ??? i tried googling but was met with "sfdneo8iutwbnq sea54hyuj7....".. etc


    emm, why leave it alone for a minute, dont ya know their worth 50 cent each these days bucko


  • #3
    meoklmrk91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,085 ✭✭✭meoklmrk91


    flanum wrote: »
    apart from the fact fags are bad for ye.. ive noticed lately, that if i leave a fag in an ashtray for half a minute, it goes out!! have they removed the saltpeter from them ??? i tried googling but was met with "sfdneo8iutwbnq sea54hyuj7....".. etc

    Apparently they have put some new safety feature in them, to stop them from burning if you say fall asleep so there won't be a house fire. I only heard this so have no source.


  • #4
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Apparently they have put some new safety feature in them, to stop them from burning if you say fall asleep so there won't be a house fire. I only heard this so have no source.

    That or crappy black market cigs.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #5
    ArphaRima
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭ArphaRima


    They are RIP cigarettes. No joke!

    http://gozonews.com/20470/eu-move-to-reduce-cigarette-ignited-fires-to-save-many-lives/


  • #6
    lmkman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 94 ✭✭lmkman


    There is new paper on all cigs. its supposed to be a safety measure.


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  • #7
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    It's a sign that you should stop smoking.


  • #8
    Arpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    It's a sign that you should stop smoking.

    I was waiting for the first anti-smoker nark comment. The prize goes to you.


  • #9
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    It's a sign that you should stop smoking.
    Arpa wrote: »
    I was waiting for the first anti-smoker nark comment. The prize goes to you.

    Or is it a sign that you shouldn't stop smoking? Even for a minute.


  • #10
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Arpa wrote: »
    I was waiting for the first anti-smoker nark comment. The prize goes to you.

    Maybe the cigarettes don't want to be smoked, did you ever think about that? What do i win?

    Btw- im not anti- smoker, used to smoke 20 a day, still have the odd one when im drinking


  • #11
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Just relight it?


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  • #12
    Arpa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Arpa


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Maybe the cigarettes don't want to be smoked, did you ever think about that? What do i win?

    Btw- im not anti- smoker, used to smoke 20 a day, still have the odd one when im drinking

    What are you talking about? The cigarettes don't want to be smoked? You win the go back to bed award luv.


  • #13
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Maybe the cigarettes don't want to be smoked, did you ever think about that? What do i win?

    Btw- im not anti- smoker, used to smoke 20 a day, still have the odd one when im drinking
    Ugh. An ex-smoker. The worst kind of zealot.


  • #14
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Arpa wrote: »
    What are you talking about? The cigarettes don't want to be smoked? You win the go back to bed award luv.

    Oh dear, someone lost their sense of humor.


  • #15
    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Ugh. An ex-smoker. The worst kind of zealot.

    None so pure :rolleyes: I wouldn't even call myself an ex smoker since I still have the odd one, just not 20 a day!


  • #16
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    meoklmrk91 wrote: »
    Apparently they have put some new safety feature in them, to stop them from burning if you say fall asleep so there won't be a house fire. I only heard this so have no source.

    ^ This.


    I heard this in the last week actually, think there was some talk about it on the radio. It's a good idea imo.


  • #17
    Welruc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭Welruc


    My dads a heavy smoker and i heard him on about this the other day, end of the world as far as he is concerned!

    I suppose relighting it all the time would be a pain in the arse


  • #18
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »
    Maybe the cigarettes don't want to be smoked, did you ever think about that? What do i win?

    Btw- im not anti- smoker, used to smoke 20 a day, still have the odd one when im drinking
    Ugh. An ex-smoker. The worst kind of zealot.

    Smoking.. what a waste of money


  • #19
    dilallio
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    If you use nail-varnish remover and paint a small line down the side of the cigarette, thay will sort it out for ya.


  • #20
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 27,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Smokers are jokers.
    You should flush your sin sticks down the toilet.
    :pac:


  • #21
    Madeleine Black Pimple
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Madeleine Black Pimple


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTqNShqR7Bg


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  • #22
    lynchie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,013 ✭✭✭lynchie


    flanum wrote: »
    apart from the fact fags are bad for ye.. ive noticed lately, that if i leave a fag in an ashtray for half a minute, it goes out!! have they removed the saltpeter from them ??? i tried googling but was met with "sfdneo8iutwbnq sea54hyuj7....".. etc

    Regulation was agreed last November with a year to implement it.

    http://www.cen.eu/cen/News/PressReleases/Pages/RIPcigarettes.aspx


  • #23
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Posy wrote: »
    Smokers are jokers.
    You should flush your sin sticks down the toilet.
    :pac:

    The fucking things would never light if you did that.


  • #24
    stevenmu
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 9,689 Mod ✭✭✭✭stevenmu


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    Smoking.. what a waste of money

    It is ??? Really ???

    Wow, we never knew. Quick, tell all the smokers you can find !


  • #25
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A couple of threads about this already.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056445924

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056406299


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