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In trouble with the guards

  • 14-11-2011 5:56pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3


    Hi all,

    I had bouts of diarhea on Saturday. I thought everything ok so went out on the lash with some friends and had a few beers. Bout 2 hours into the nite at 11 the cramps came back. I tried to get to the bog in the pub but it was busy so ran outside the pub down a side street and exploded.

    Unfortunately, a garda foot patrol was walking past. They took my name and address and said I will be goin to court because of public order and drunk. What shud I do?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Hi Flutterin - didn't take you long to come back.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    You should have asked one of them for their hat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    johnoshea1 wrote: »
    Hi all,

    I had bouts of diarhea on Saturday. I thought everything ok so went out on the lash with some friends and had a few beers. Bout 2 hours into the nite at 11 the cramps came back. I tried to get to the bog in the pub but it was busy so ran outside the pub down a side street and exploded.

    Unfortunately, a garda foot patrol was walking past. They took my name and address and said I will be goin to court because of public order and drunk. What shud I do?

    Make a big stink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Will you be ok to play in the match tomorrow?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Thats rotten:eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    wash your hands ya filthy devil


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,688 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    Stop talking scutter!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 467 ✭✭pbowenroe


    get Trap to put in a word for you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,688 ✭✭✭Nailz


    This should be good...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    No law about public defecation AFAIK... they have you on the drunk/public order thing though... merely a catchall for the stuff they can't do you for... go to court and plead your case, pay your fine. Tough sh*t.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Don't worry about it.

    If you do get a summons In the next six months, get a brief and go to court and explain.

    Do not turn up at the court without a brief!

    If all you did is what you described, and you haven't been if trouble before, you will have to put a few hundred in the poor box but are very unlikely to get a conviction.

    Hate to be you describing your bowel movement to a narky judge, but. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    When you gotta go;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    We're here for you champ. Diarrhea is a terrible affliction.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Court fine will completely clean you out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,225 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    In before the re-reg permaban.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    johnoshea1 wrote: »
    Unfortunately, a garda foot patrol was walking past.
    I believed your post until I read that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Say that you were pregnant, the judge will love that one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    You can get done for p*ssing on the street but you cant get done for sh*ting. It has something to do the medical side of things, dangerous to hold a poo in / not dangerous to hold wee in. Oh and the guards are obliged to hand over their hat for such an occasion, not a word of a lie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Re-enact the whole thing in court!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Not as funny as the 'Wife feeds hubbys dinner to the dog and makes him sleep on the couch' thread last night.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Crap thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    You can get done for p*ssing on the street but you cant get done for sh*ting....Oh and the guards are obliged to hand over their hat for such an occasion, not a word of a lie.

    No way, you have to be ripping the piss shít?

    Can you point me in the direction of links and evidence for this please? Thank you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Trevor451


    Sh*t thread, OP :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,591 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    If you get jailed, "Big Geoff" will poke the poo right back were it came from.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭AudreyHepburn


    johnoshea1 wrote: »
    Hi all,

    I had bouts of diarhea on Saturday. I thought everything ok so went out on the lash with some friends and had a few beers. Bout 2 hours into the nite at 11 the cramps came back. I tried to get to the bog in the pub but it was busy so ran outside the pub down a side street and exploded.

    Unfortunately, a garda foot patrol was walking past. They took my name and address and said I will be goin to court because of public order and drunk. What shud I do?

    I do feel sorry for you but all honesty you defecated in public, you didn't honestly expect them to turn a blind eye did you? Especially if you were drunk at the time.

    Was there nowhere nearby you could have gone?

    Next time have some sense and don't go on the lash when you,re in that kind of state.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,662 ✭✭✭RMD


    You can get done for p*ssing on the street but you cant get done for sh*ting. It has something to do the medical side of things, dangerous to hold a poo in / not dangerous to hold wee in. Oh and the guards are obliged to hand over their hat for such an occasion, not a word of a lie.

    There's no way on earth that's true. Please find me the legislation that states that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Shít happens.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    At least you managed to make it outside before the explosion. If it happened inside the pub you could be facing civil suits for emotional and post-traumatic stress.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭source


    You can get done for p*ssing on the street but you cant get done for sh*ting. It has something to do the medical side of things, dangerous to hold a poo in / not dangerous to hold wee in. Oh and the guards are obliged to hand over their hat for such an occasion, not a word of a lie.

    All urban legend.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    In before the re-reg permaban.

    Yup.


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