Is this "fella" genuine?

Rawhead

I'm not sure how to link a post from another thread but some "man" in the hazardous drinking thread (post 13) reckons that anyone who isn't pissed after 4 pints is a alcoholic.
Now I'm not one to generalise but what kind of slack jawed ****** (to quote the great Jessie Ventura) gets pissed after 4 pints? Surely these alpha males exist only in the hallowed halls of MIT, accountants offices and other great bastions of testosterone and virility.
I'm not saying that a ability to consume large amounts of lush is anything to be proud of or that Ireland isn't overly fond of the stuff, but this is a wind up.
Anyone except a teetotal, girls under 9 and American tourists should be able consume 4 pints and not be pissed.

TerrorFirmer

lollers

minidazzler

I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

4 pints? A child would be steaming on that i guess?

El Weirdo

Rawhead wrote: »

Now I'm not one to generalise but what kind of slack jawed ****** (to quote the great Jessie Ventura) gets pissed after 4 pints?

Says the inbred from the Pitcairn Islands.

Also, why the need for a new thread?

Hasmunch

Why not say this in that thread so instead of starting another one?

BBDBB

well as a "wind up" it certainly seems to be having an effect


drinking habits change, its not an exact science

4 beers at lunch would make anyone sleepy...

Killer Pigeon

I get pissed after two cups of tea

Ghandee

Why you lads stuttering?

TerrorFirmer

Ghandee wrote: »

Why you lads stuttering?

we've been drinking, you see...

boomkatalog

Smell of a winegum and I'm giggling and falling off my chair.

Pompey Magnus

Rawhead wrote: »

I'm not sure how to link a post from another thread but some "man" in the hazardous drinking thread (post 13) reckons that anyone who isn't pissed after 4 pints is a alcoholic.
Now I'm not one to generalise but what kind of slack jawed ****** (to quote the great Jessie Ventura) gets pissed after 4 pints? Surely these alpha males exist only in the hallowed halls of MIT, accountants offices and other great bastions of testosterone and virility.
I'm not saying that a ability to consume large amounts of lush is anything to be proud of or that Ireland isn't overly fond of the stuff, but this is a wind up.
Anyone except a teetotal, girls under 9 and American tourists should be able consume 4 pints and not be pissed.

He obviously doesn't understand what an alcoholic is.

The King of Moo

Obviously they're genuine, why would someone make that up?

And I don't see what you're getting at: are you criticising him because he gets drunk on 4 pints?

You know people don't really have a great deal of say in how quickly they get drunk, don't you?

So what's he supposed to do?

What a strange little thread.

Rawhead

Hasmunch wrote: »

Why not say this in that thread so instead of starting another one?

Because I really think that this "man" needs to be singled out and harassed for his puritan, fruity and downright scary views.

KeithM89_old

Hasmunch wrote: »

Why not say this in that thread so instead of starting another one?

This.