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guy needs plastic surgery on his ass from firework

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  • #2
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    This is better to listen to



  • #3
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    Jaysus it is one of those articles that make you cringe. The pain must have been intense.


  • #4
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Arseholes and fireworks just don't work


  • #5
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Wow, that must have been an ass cracker.


  • #6
    Minstrel27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭Minstrel27


    Moron.


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  • #7
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    I wonder did he shout "Fire in the hole"?


  • #8
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    He only needs try a little harder next time and he'll be a shoo-in for a Darwin Award.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #9
    Taco Corp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭Taco Corp


    Since when was it called fireworks night?


  • #10
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Leave it to the professionals

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzfg_pmMRo


  • #11
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    What a bell end.



    His mates sound like top lads too.


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  • #12
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    What a tool.

    Shame it didn't fuse his ring shut.


  • #13
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,828 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Fireworks make terrible plastic surgeons.


  • #14
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Rocket surgery


  • #15
    IrishZeus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭IrishZeus


    Wtf is a surfacing engineer?!


  • #16
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Bit of a bummer.


  • #17
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    The craic was bangin', innit


  • #18
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Couldn't even blow his own brains out. . .


  • #19
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    What a disarseter


  • #20
    Wetbench4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    IrishZeus wrote: »
    Wtf is a surfacing engineer?!

    Plasterer?


  • #21
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    my mates bet me I couldn't set a firework off out of my bum - I proved them wrong.

    No you didn't.


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  • #22
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    What an arsehole.


  • #23
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    Reminds me of that ass-face skit


  • #24
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Star Trek always had problems with rockets and black holes.


  • #25
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    Back in the 1980s, when one of the NASA probes was way out in the solar system, I saw this headline in an astronomy magazine: "Is there a ring around Uranus?":):)

    I guess that fellow has one now.:D


  • #26
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Tough sh!t, at least it will be.


  • #27
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,779 ✭✭✭up for anything


    IrishZeus wrote: »
    Wtf is a surfacing engineer?!

    I wondered that too. Probably shovels the tarmac out of the lorry onto the road.


  • #28
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    He'll go down in the anals of space-exploration history. One small step for man, one giant flame-grilled leap for mankind.


  • #29
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Well done rump steak. . .


  • #30
    massdebater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    That Balotelli fella really cracks me up!


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  • #31
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Lucky he didn't blow a hole in his arse


  • #32
    LighterGuy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭LighterGuy


    One word .... Idiot!


  • #33
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hope someone dares him to stick a german banger in his arse next year

    stupid fuck!


  • #34
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    seanybiker wrote: »
    Lucky he didn't blow a hole in his arse

    yeah was just gonna say haha too right he needed plastic surgery on his arse, there was a massive hole in the middle of it


  • #35
    NoHornJan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭NoHornJan


    Never use the portable home haemoroid cauterising kit while drunk!!!
    It results in a big bang and a black hole.


  • #36
    The Snipe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭The Snipe


    How the **** are people like this even aloud to be born... Honestly like..


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  • #37
    TheCosmicFrog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,380 ✭✭✭TheCosmicFrog


    IrishZeus wrote: »
    Wtf is a surfacing engineer?!

    I believe a Surfacing Engineer is to a Roof Tiler what a Fuel Injection Technician is to a Petrol Pump Attendant.


  • #38
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    He clearly hadn't seen this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgMTmXcMS1E


  • #39
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Fools and their ass skin are soon parted.


  • #40
    getz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,255 ✭✭✭getz


    his boyfriends a rocket, told him not to drink the gin


  • #41
    wyndham
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,284 ✭✭✭wyndham


    IrishZeus wrote: »
    Wtf is a surfacing engineer?!

    Painter?


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  • #42
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    I'm still trying to decide whether to go to the huge annual Guy Fawkes Night fireworks display at Leverhulme Park in the Darcy Lever area of Bolton tonight (for some reason they aren't having it tomorrow on Guy Fawkes Night itself) or whether to stay in and watch "Wild Britain with Ray Mears" and then "Autumnwatch".


  • #43
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,288 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Even looks like a twat.....should be shot with balls of his own shite


  • #44
    Name Changed
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 544 ✭✭✭Name Changed


    Good enough for him. He deserved it. I hope he has to pay for the surgery himself. If he gets is because of a medical card or something, it will be sickening.


  • #45
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,230 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Standard Toaster wrote: »
    Even looks like a twat.....should be shot with balls of his own shite

    He probably got some of that from the ricochet


  • #46
    MagicSean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,897 ✭✭✭MagicSean


    I take it it will be paid for by the tax payer.


  • #47
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    I wonder when he farts now does it make a screamer noise.


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