The I got a job today thread

danger mouse

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

CrazyRabbit

Well you better go to bed. You can't be staying up this late any more.

I can....but that's because I'm 'special'.

chucken1

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

Best of Luck

ballsacky

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

Best of luck,friend.

DEFTLEFTHAND

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

Fair play to ya man, hope all goes well.

flanum

i tried to thread a needle today but me eyes are ****ed.. so yes... i got a new job... thread.. etcetera!

kelle

Awwww, a feelgood thread to match Dr Bollocko's! Well OP congratulations and well done, and I hope all goes well for you in your new post.

MrStuffins

Bleedin mice,coming to our country taking our jobs!

Paddy Cow

Congrats. Hope it all goes well for ya

Oranage2

Yay, you can be bitter and cynical like the rest of us tax payers!

Paddy Cow

Oranage2 wrote: »

Yay, you can be bitter and cynical like the rest of us tax payers!

No whining. Be thankful you have a job :pac::pac:

take everything

RIP/Congrats/delete as appropriate.

Parody thread?

henryporter

Well done OP, judging by the time of the post, it's either a late night shift or you're out celebrating

westendgirlie

Well done OP. Enjoy the good mood while it lasts! Work has a funny habit of taking your good mood and putting it through the paper shredder!

Shpuds

Well done! Any chance yeah can get me one now while you're at it?

daddydick

Well done dole boy, one less scrounger to worry about

S.R.F.C.

I got a job, it's sh!t, i cannot wait to quit. Money does not = happiness.

daddydick

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I got a job, it's sh!t, i cannot wait to quit. Money does not = happiness.

Are you looking forward to going back on the dole?

S.R.F.C.

daddydick wrote: »

Are you looking forward to going back on the dole?

I wasn't even on it before so can't comment, first time for everything, fwiw i plan on going away for a short time, coming home and finding another job.

I don't plan on being on the dole for too long if it happens, i don't really buy into all this "there's no jobs" sh!te.

Buford T Justice

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I wasn't even on it before so can't comment, first time for everything, fwiw i plan on going away for a short time, coming home and finding another job.

I don't plan on being on the dole for too long if it happens, i don't really buy into all this "there's no jobs" sh!te.

Best of luck with that one.

Fair enough don't buy into that shite. There are jobs out there, but there's millions of people applying for them so best of luck..... You'll need it.

Oranage2

Buford T Justice wrote: »

Best of luck with that one.

Fair enough don't buy into that shite. There are jobs out there, but there's millions of people applying for them so best of luck..... You'll need it.

close - 450,000

TheZohanS

Buford T Justice wrote: »

Best of luck with that one.

Fair enough don't buy into that shite. There are jobs out there, but there's millions of people applying for them so best of luck..... You'll need it.

Negativity like that will get you nowhere.

Paddy Cow

Oranage2 wrote: »

close - 450,000

Nah, according to some there are 449,500 terminal dole scroungers and only about 500 actually looking for work :P

smcgiff

Agh - where's al the love gone? (checks forum) okay, but excellent idea for a thread. It'd be great if others contributed to this with job gains.

TPD

Same OP, started work on Monday. Looking forward to my first pay cheque.

Mr Benevolent

I'm looking for a job too, although i already have one - it's time to move up the ladder. Outsourced jobs are not worth the effort.

parker kent

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I got a job, it's sh!t, i cannot wait to quit. Money does not = happiness.

I wouldn't be happy not being able to pay my bills or rent either. Life on the dole was a bit shít. Life after I got a job has been much, much better.

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I wasn't even on it before so can't comment, first time for everything, fwiw i plan on going away for a short time, coming home and finding another job.

I don't plan on being on the dole for too long if it happens, i don't really buy into all this "there's no jobs" sh!te.

By the sounds of it, you are pretty unaware of what actual job hunting is like. Even if you have the greatest CV in the world, it can be difficult these days.

To quote Hayley Williams (nomnomnom), ignorance is your best friend!

Kevin Duffy

westendgirlie wrote: »

Well done OP. Enjoy the good mood while it lasts! Work has a funny habit of taking your good mood and putting it through the paper shredder!

westendgirlie wrote: »

Well done OP. Enjoy the good mood while it lasts! Work has a funny habit of taking your good mood and putting it through the paper shredder!

Way to piss on the OP's parade!

DM, enjoy the job. Don't mind westendgirlie, Colonel K is a decent boss and Penfold is great to work with. Just watch out for Baron Greenback and Stilleto and you'll do fine. Well done for getting it.

Contessa Raven

I got offered a job on Wednesday and then offered a better one on Friday! :D:D

I'm so happy. I was beginning to think I'd never find another job.

Dudess

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I got a job, it's sh!t, i cannot wait to quit. Money does not = happiness.

It's not just the money though, it's the not being bored and depressed which you experience when you're unemployed.

S.R.F.C. wrote: »

I don't plan on being on the dole for too long if it happens, i don't really buy into all this "there's no jobs" sh!te.

Heh, disbelieve it all you like - doesn't mean you're right.

TheZohan wrote: »

Negativity like that will get you nowhere.

Being unrealistic won't get you too far either though. I'm not saying people should just throw in the towel and not bother, but it's best to be prepared for the possibility that it may be tough and take a long time.

Confab wrote: »

Outsourced jobs are not worth the effort.

As someone who has a good job in an outsourcer, I'd say it depends on what department you're in.

WoollyRedHat

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

Hey can I be your PA or something. I make really good coffee, you won't regret it!

RachaelVO

danger mouse wrote: »

Anyone else just like me just want to tell the world with such happiness that i no longer need to claim social welfare...Feels great having a full time job and part of the tax system again. happy days

Contessa Raven wrote: »

I got offered a job on Wednesday and then offered a better one on Friday! :D:D

I'm so happy. I was beginning to think I'd never find another job.

Well congrat to the two of you, not easy trying to get something. That will hopefully give this Christmas a bit of extra shine for you! Happy to hear positive news

starlit

Congrats OP, hope it goes well for you! Good to know there is some hope for the rest of us! Good luck with the job!