Drunkest You Ever Got?

pudzey101

So whats the most smashed you ever got?

Mine Was Over Foreign When I Was 16 Passed out in the hotel stairway and when i woke up i taught i was in my school back in Ireland haha

jaykay74

Can't remember. Good times...

Tonto86

pudzey101 wrote: »

So whats the most smashed you ever got?

Mine Was Over Foreign When I Was 16 Passed out in the hotel stairway and when i woke up i taught i was in my school back in Ireland haha

Arrested twice, covered myself in sick, tried to fight a tree, fell over several times, guards rang my mammy to make her come get me....

.... all in the sane night when I was 15

pudzey101

jaykay74 wrote: »

Can't remember. Good times...

There the best times haha cant seem to get as drunk as i used when i was under 18 though sickening ha

pudzey101

Tonto86 wrote: »

tried to fight a tree

you sure it was the drink haha

Killer Pigeon

pudzey101 wrote: »

Over Foreign

Well that's the first time I've heard being abroad referred to as "over foreign".

brembo26

Bad bad bad blurred memories :pac:

chucken1

pudzey101 wrote: »

So whats the most smashed you ever got?

Mine Was Over Foreign When I Was 16 Passed out in the hotel stairway and when i woke up i taught i was in my school back in Ireland haha

Were you in Waterford?

StopNotWorking

Picked up by the gardai after falling asleep in a park for 4 hours when I was 17, on the way home from a house party where we caused easily 4k in damages. Best 16th birthday party EVER

pudzey101

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Well that's the first time I've heard being abroad referred to as "over foreign".

its a tipp thing sorry shudv worded it better haha

ResearchWill

Let's just say Vegas, Adult Entertainmet expo, opening night party, VIP access and free bar after 18 hours traveling do not a pretty sight make.

juuge

Tonto86 wrote: »

.... tried to fight a tree.

Wooden try that!;)

Chuck Stone

Poitin. (Potcheen is how that sounds)

Woke up smashed and had to do stuff and all.

Never again.

admiralofthefleet

at a works xmas party in 2004, free bar + black bush whiskey + guinness = me unable to walk

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Free bar at a family wedding. Safe to say I was the family disgrace that night.

jakobgallagher

Tonto86 wrote: »

tried to fight a tree,

did you win

Chuchoter

The drunkest I ever got was at an 18th last year when I had a can, 5 vodka and cokes and a wkd. Keeping in mind I'm 5ft0 and 6.5 stone. I ended up doing lots of falling over and sleeping and kissing people I shouldn't have, but we were all equally drunk and I didn't throw up or cry so its all grand!

pudzey101

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Poitin. (Potcheen is how that sounds)

Woke up smashed and had to do stuff and all.

Never again.

Same here with Absinthe, ever hear that?? swore when i woke up from about 12 hours sleep i was even drunker haha

PseudoFamous

I once drank so much that I became sober. It was slightly surreal.

Frank Black

Fell over coming back from the bar with 2 red bull and vodka's (both for me) on a work night out.
Spilled drinks over myself, one of the glasses broke and cut my hand.
The bouncers picked me up, briefly looked at my cut, obviously used their vast medical knowledge to determine I wasn't going to die, and kicked me out the side door of the club into a dark alley.
I limped for a week with a dinner plate sized bruise on my hip.

The wife wasn't impressed.

pudzey101

After this bank holiday weekend, il write up something again...probably going to end up getting pumped with my plans for the next 2 nights hahah

IcedOut

Passed out
Woke Up
Puked
Drank more
Passed out
Woke up
Fell into a bin

Mikeyt086

Pre drinks: 1/2 lire of Vodka. In the club: 2 pints, 3 shots of absinthe.

18 years old.

Lads holiday in Portugal. Disappeared from the club, my mates come back to find me face down in a drain outside our apartment, sick everywhere, broke the key in the door so a mate had to scale the building and break in to our wash room to get us in. Proceeded to start a fight with the wardrobe in my bedroom. He won.

Went for a swim the next day and was graaand.

jakobgallagher

I'm pretty drunk at the moment.

pudzey101

jakobgallagher wrote: »

I'm pretty drunk at the moment.

waaaaaayyyy welcome to my world 24/7 haha

Itssoeasy

At a wedding a few years ago. Family had a mobile home near by so was familiar with the area. Beamish and aftershock. It didn't end well. The walk home was fun. Lost my tie and ended up talking to a ditch.

ballsacky

The night I discovered vodka and lime at 17 years of age. Got sick on a friends car which left a permanent mark on it!

themadchef

Ah college, grant day . Nailed a bottle of vodka on the way to a party with a friend. Was so completly loaded (and sick) by the end of the night they hung a plastic shopping bag from my ears and left me to die.

Have to say, i never drank like that ever again. So lesson learned on my part.

jakobgallagher

IcedOut wrote: »

Fell into a bin

:pac:

pudzey101

Itssoeasy wrote: »

At a wedding a few years ago. Family had a mobile home near by so was familiar with the area. Beamish and aftershock. It didn't end well. The walk home was fun. Lost my tie and ended up talking to a ditch.

I Felt Sorry for the poor buggers in Haiti Last time i had 30 aftershocks i coudnt find my house either

had to be said haha :P

themadchef

jakobgallagher wrote: »

I'm pretty drunk at the moment.

Anyone that has the ability and dexterity to post is not drunk by my standards.

jakobgallagher

pudzey101 wrote: »

waaaaaayyyy welcome to my world 24/7 haha

I'm more worried about that one time I was very sober

partyguinness

Oh God...where do I start...at 32 I have a lot of mileage on the clock...getting totally hammered is not the problem...it's the following day...and I can think of a few horror stories.

Stephen's Day 2004....totally **** faced in the pub...went to a party which was going ok until a bottle of poteen was produced and I hit that bottle hard and straight....woke up the next day in the same house in a bed around 2pm (by the way, to make things worse I didnt know the hosts) in my clothes and with absolutely no idea what had happened and still dont know. Some things are best left in the past.:o...suffice to say I was a total disgrace.

Was woken up by the wife coming in and getting the hoover, shut my eyes for 2 sec (kinda of a delayed reaction thing you see in the movies) and then it hit me and just shot out of bed and out the foor, down the road puking every 3 sec against on coming traffic.

Arrived home and everyone sitting down for dinner and I just went straight to bed and puked constantly for 12 hours. It was terrible.

Shamefully, I was 26 and really should have known better.

ps Havent been able to look at that couple in the eye since.

pudzey101

themadchef wrote: »

Anyone that has the ability and dexterity to post is not drunk by my standards.

And not alone to spell eveyrthing 100% correct :D

jakobgallagher

themadchef wrote: »

Anyone that has the ability and dexterity to post is not drunk by my standards.

I could be dictating to a third party :pac:

IcedOut

pudzey101 wrote: »

And not alone to spell eveyrthing 100% correct :D

With Puncuation:)

phoenix833

Out in Spain a whole bunch of us were visting a friend so one night we had a party in their apartment and managed to get obliterated.

Myself and two others had a competition to see who could drink the most vodka straight from the bottle. Which was after about 2 bottles of wine. I woke up in the elevator about two hours later surrounded by mandarin oranges

Walking Falling out of the apartment block heading back to the hotel and I got blasted in the face with a fire extinguisher by one of my drinking buddies. I tried to get them back and ran down the street with a foam fire extinguisher letting it off all over the place.

staker

When asked to step out of a vehicle once,myself and the Politie ended up on the grass margin when I fell out the door.
I did some stupid sheet back then:rolleyes:

Itssoeasy

partyguinness wrote: »

Oh God...where do I start...at 32 I have a lot of mileage on the clock...getting totally hammered is not the problem...it's the following day...and I can think of a few horror stories.

Stephen's Day 2004....totally **** faced in the pub...went to a party which was going ok until a bottle of poteen was produced and I hit that bottle hard and straight....woke up the next day in the same house in a bed around 2pm (by the way, to make things worse I didnt know the hosts) in my clothes and with absolutely no idea what had happened and still dont know. Some things are best left in the past.:o...suffice to say I was a total disgrace.

Was woken up by the wife coming in and getting the hoover, shut my eyes for 2 sec (kinda of a delayed reaction thing you see in the movies) and then it hit me and just shot out of bed and out the foor, down the road puking every 3 sec against on coming traffic.

Arrived home and everyone sitting down for dinner and I just went straight to bed and puked constantly for 12 hours. It was terrible.

Shamefully, I was 26 and really should have known better.

ps Havent been able to look at that couple in the eye since.

Oh the old waking up and not remembering what the happened. I had twelve pints and a nice bit of polish vodka. Haha I remember talking fo people in the hallway and next thing I was sitting upright on a couch at half nine the next morning.

Temptamperu

Every time i drink.

G_R

Was 15 , with a few mates of mine, one of them was babysitting and she brought all of us along.

The parents of said baby returned at about 1am and joined in with us. Then the father says "GR, I bet you can't drink a whole pint of Vodka raw". "Betcha I can" says I, "but only if you do it to" (cos, ya know, 15 year old me was an idiot).

So that was that. The mate who was babysitting got two pint glasses and filled them up with vodka. We both started to knock them back.

Amazingly, I won. I finished my pint, other guy didn't. Cue much cheering from my mates, then black.

I have no recollection of the night beyond that point.

I got filled in on the juicy details afterwards tho.

First of all, I fell asleep on the table, spouting some jiberish that no one could understand.
Secondly, I got sick everywhere. I was led by the hand to the toilet where I sat on the floor, puking into/sleeping on the toilet.
Then, my mam was called (this is at about 3 in the morning i think, so she wasn't amused). She came to collect me. I professed my love for her in the hallway, then got led to the car, where the door was slammed shut on my hand. Was red for a week.
I then puked on my mam, in the car.

Not a proud moment for me, at all.

I woke up the morning after with water and panadol on my bedside locker and my two parents (divorced, btw) sitting in the Kitchen.

It's never a good sign when they're together.

pudzey101

Grand_Rajnah wrote: »

Was 15 , with a few mates of mine, one of them was babysitting and she brought all of us along.

The parents of said baby returned at about 1am and joined in with us. Then the father says "GR, I bet you can't drink a whole pint of Vodka raw". "Betcha I can" says I, "but only if you do it to" (cos, ya know, 15 year old me was an idiot).

So that was that. The mate who was babysitting got two pint glasses and filled them up with vodka. We both started to knock them back.

Amazingly, I won. I finished my pint, other guy didn't. Cue much cheering from my mates, then black.

I have no recollection of the night beyond that point.

I got filled in on the juicy details afterwards tho.

First of all, I fell asleep on the table, spouting some jiberish that no one could understand.
Secondly, I got sick everywhere. I was led by the hand to the toilet where I sat on the floor, puking into/sleeping on the toilet.
Then, my mam was called (this is at about 3 in the morning i think, so she wasn't amused). She came to collect me. I professed my love for her in the hallway, then got led to the car, where the door was slammed shut on my hand. Was red for a week.
I then puked on my mam, in the car.

Not a proud moment for me, at all.

I woke up the morning after with water and panadol on my bedside locker and my two parents (divorced, btw) sitting in the Kitchen.

It's never a good sign when they're together.

jesus some story :O surprised they didnt pump you so that you'd "learn" your lesson as one of my mates dad did haha

partyguinness

I was on a J1 visa in 1999 and went to Cancun for a weeks R&R at the end.

Basically there was a great nightclub called Coco Bonjo which was open to 5am and you paid $10 in and free alcohol all night no matter what. All you had to do was throw some pennies in a jar as a tip.

Was out with drinking buddy on rounds of Corona and Tequila but he had Deli belly and went home after 1 drink. So I stayed out drinking on my ownsome....but strangely I kept getting rounds in (as in 4 drinks (corona and shot of tequil) at a time as if the buddy was still there) and drank away like that all night....

Next memory is being carried out by two bouncers like I was Jesus being taken off the cross. It had rained and I was literally dumped into a puddle of water on the dirt track outside the club....it woke me up and managed to get a taxi...who competely raped me on the fee but didnt care.

Got back to hotel and threw everything off the bed inc some souvenirs for parents and they broke on the floor.

To this day, my parents have a glued together porcelan Mayan face mask hanging in the sitting room which will remind me to my dying days of that face in the mud trip to Mexico....:o

partyguinness

Grand_Rajnah wrote: »

Was 15 , with a few mates of mine, one of them was babysitting and she brought all of us along.

The parents of said baby returned at about 1am and joined in with us. Then the father says "GR, I bet you can't drink a whole pint of Vodka raw". "Betcha I can" says I, "but only if you do it to" (cos, ya know, 15 year old me was an idiot).

So that was that. The mate who was babysitting got two pint glasses and filled them up with vodka. We both started to knock them back.

Amazingly, I won. I finished my pint, other guy didn't. Cue much cheering from my mates, then black.

I have no recollection of the night beyond that point.

I got filled in on the juicy details afterwards tho.

First of all, I fell asleep on the table, spouting some jiberish that no one could understand.
Secondly, I got sick everywhere. I was led by the hand to the toilet where I sat on the floor, puking into/sleeping on the toilet.
Then, my mam was called (this is at about 3 in the morning i think, so she wasn't amused). She came to collect me. I professed my love for her in the hallway, then got led to the car, where the door was slammed shut on my hand. Was red for a week.
I then puked on my mam, in the car.

Not a proud moment for me, at all.

I woke up the morning after with water and panadol on my bedside locker and my two parents (divorced, btw) sitting in the Kitchen.

It's never a good sign when they're together.

Christ...people have died doing less.

wiger toods

baz2009 wrote: »

Free bar at a family wedding. Safe to say I was the family disgrace that night.

Here! here! me too.
got so bad, my girlfriend and one of the hotel staff had to help me back to the room.:o
met him downstairs the following day and there are no words to describe how embarrassed i felt. Sound chap though, polish i think.

pudzey101

wiger toods wrote: »

Here! here! me too.
got so bad, my girlfriend and one of the hotel staff had to help me back to the room.:o
met him downstairs the following day and there are no words to describe how embarrassed i felt. Sound chap though, polish i think.

By the sound of your username you must of been drunk setting up boards hehe

Storminateacup

1st time - 12 years old. Bottle of whiskey. Right after taking the pledge. Actual unconcious ensued.

2nd time - 15 years old, pint of neat vodka, to the chants of "chug".
Passout.

3rd time - my debs. Enough said.

4th time - my 18th birthday. Half a crate of cider and copius amounts of aftershocks. Purple projectile vomit, in a nightclub.

5th time - 18, accepting a challenge of chugging half a pint of tequila thru a beerbong. Resulted me in me almost suffocating myself and pouring a waste paper bin full of
vomit over myself.

6th time - 20, getting so drunk on anything that looked like alcohol (including windowlene) that i got so
violently ill I puked blood, ended up in hospital, with a session with the alcohol liason officer.

7th time - fell down a flight of stairs with a pint glass of
vodka. Reefed the knees
out of myself, bruised myself, but never spilled a drop.

I'm gonna stop
now

pudzey101

cson wrote: »

Cristiano Ronaldo on it and fell to the ground after the slightest of contact.

Ronaldo would have been on the floor before they even have a chance to push him haha bouncers go threw some $ht every weekend haha

Glico Man

Was at home drinking with friends when I was in 2nd year in college in Cork. Had a few bottles of wine and spirits about the place and when one bottle is empty, you move onto the next... as you do. A lot of different drinks were mixed that night and all I remember is that it was about 9pm and I was sitting on the couch with a glass of red wine on the table and a mug (classy) of jack daniels and coke in my hand. Woke up the next day at around 2pm in a hostel in Waterford. Fcuk knows how I got there

G_R

pudzey101 wrote: »

jesus some story :O surprised they didnt pump you so that you'd "learn" your lesson as one of my mates dad did haha

Well, I did learn my lesson. I haven't touched Vodka ever since. The smell of it makes me physically sick

partyguinness wrote: »

Christ...people have died doing less.

Yeah, I've heard. It was such a stupid thing to do.

I think I've gotten drunk maybe twice since then (5 years), i just never want to experience that again! Now I just kinda go out, get merry, then leave it at that.

partyguinness

There was this other time, I had clearly got up during the night and pissed into an empty pint class in my bedroom. Got up for work in the moring very woolly headed and you know what a happened next.....

Yes I drank half a glass of my own piss but didnt really cop it until I was in work during the morning. In my defence it was clear and I was in a rush. I knew at work something was bothering me or just wasnt right...

Pissing/wetting the bed stories are a whole new catogory by themselves...:o