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The AH Wedding

  • 28-10-2011 11:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭


    Right it's the AH Wedding.

    Buffet or sit down?
    Definitely sandwiches and cocktail sausages at 11.30
    I'm in my best suit
    DJ will play dexy's midnight runners come on eileen, and a bit of Neil Diamond.

    Anything else happening?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    God help the toilet cleaners the next day if Flutt is invited!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    The Bride will wear white (and so will the Groom).


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    10k for some sausages and sandwiches!?!?! Only in Ireland AH! :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    chocolate biscuit cake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Someone will take a stiffy at the wedding mass!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ehhhhh who's getting married then :confused:

    we need to start there!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    chocolate biscuit cake.

    Atari Chocolate Sponge cake you mean..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    can we have a chocolate fountain


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Acoshla


    I'll make the cake! Chocolate biscuit, got it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    can we have a chocolate fountain

    how about a vanilla one? :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,902 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    hondasam wrote: »
    can we have a chocolate fountain


    It's in the foyer...

    Band have to have a crap name...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Saila wrote: »
    how about a vanilla one? :P

    NO
    mfceiling wrote: »
    It's in the foyer...

    Band have to have a crap name...

    U2, oldest swingers in town.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    mfceiling wrote: »
    It's in the foyer...

    Band have to have a crap name...

    the pics or gtfo, they're pretty good :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    mfceiling wrote: »
    It's in the foyer...

    Band have to have a crap name...

    Hector pickaxe and the floating crowbars!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,723 ✭✭✭nice_very


    ... everyone called on to the dance floor to surround the bride and groom in a "congratulations and celebrations" type thing... then DJ rick rolls all the guests


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    NO

    ok ok no need to shout :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    I'll be in the corner crying when the love songs come on.


    Is this burning.....an eternal flame?


    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I'll be in the corner crying when the love songs come on.


    Is this burning.....an eternal flame?


    :(

    *sings*

    close your eyes........give me a ??????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    Saila wrote: »
    *sings*

    close your eyes........give me a ??????

    Leave me be. Let me cry in peace.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    free bar! :pac:

    *gets crushed in stampede*


    :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Can I be the bride?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    how about an atari jaguar shaped cake?

    Can it be a jedi wedding?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Can I be the bride?

    and the groom?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Will a "thanks" be enough for a wedding present?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Saila wrote: »
    and the groom?

    I'll pick Strobe


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kojak wrote: »
    Will a "thanks" be enough for a wedding present?

    enough? we are only accepting thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    Saila wrote: »
    and the groom?

    I suggest one of the other ladies; just to add to the AH-ness of the occasion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Saila wrote: »
    enough? we are only accepting thanks!

    Are you the groom??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I suggest one of the other ladies; just to add to the AH-ness of the occasion.

    *faps*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    I'll pick Strobe

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    No dole scroungers invited


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kojak wrote: »
    Are you the groom??

    no, its a woman, another one, not sure who yet :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    we need a poll to pick a bride and groom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    :(

    Ah you can be my next husband so


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,342 ✭✭✭Bobby Baccala


    this will be played when theyre walking down the aisle



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hondasam wrote: »
    we need a poll to pick a bride and groom

    and a poll to pick who will make that list! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    *takes tie off, ties it round head, unbuttons top 3 buttons of shirt, un-tucks said shirt, slides across dancefloor on knees*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭StaticNoise


    I'm going to get with the bridesmaids.
    Well, I hope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    Needs a petting zoo and a ferris wheel, oh and a bouncy castle, and grabbing, lots of grabbing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭ixus


    The only song to walk down the isle to!



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    *takes tie off, ties it round head, unbuttons top 3 buttons of shirt, un-tucks said shirt, slides across dancefloor on knees*

    Buys this man a drink.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    *annoys the band by constantly shouting between waltzes for them to play "Freebird", embarrasses girlfriend by sliding into mother and father of the bride and knocking them to the floor, pukes*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Weird thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭VenusPlays


    Dress is strapless, leopard print, short enough to need to be pulled down leading to needing to pull it back up to cover cleavage.
    Tights are fishnet
    Shoes are bright pink
    Extensions are peroxide
    Tan is oompa loompa
    Drink is pink champagne.


    Bitch is classy as f#ck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭StaticNoise


    *meow*

    Can I buy you a drink?
    Bridesmaid?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    Ah you can be my next husband so

    pfft. arms folded now. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 443 ✭✭Colilfc


    *Collapses into cake*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    *single, drunk and slightly chubby bridesmaid cries into third slice of cake*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    /starts a conga line


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Rock the boat


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