I love bed

Oranage2

You have 13 words to describe wwhy you love bed, I'll go first since i'm first -

It is warm and I like to be warm when it is cold.

TeddyTedson

I hate my bed, it's old and hard as fook, and too small.

Storminateacup

Bed is fun because I am old and only do it there

Oranage2

Storminateacup wrote: »

Bed is fun because I am old and only do it there

You're missing a word

Storminateacup

Bed is fun because Im too old to get the ride anywhere else

TeddyTedson

Teddy got the ride once, it was the 90s and everyone was out of their heads.
She passed out and Teddy passed right in,
here's the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5F4waoLT84

Storminateacup

Teddy burst into the hospital back in the 90s."Help!" He screamed. "I'm blind!"
"Calm down," the nurse panicked. "When did this start?"
"After sex," teddy replied. "She pulled something from her bag."

TeddyTedson

Storminateacup wrote: »

Teddy burst into the hospital back in the 90s."Help!" He screamed. "I'm blind!"
"Calm down," the nurse panicked. "When did this start?"
"After sex," teddy replied. "She pulled something from her bag."

my penises?

TeddyTedson

I do have one you know, I don't know why people don't believe me.

TeddyTedson

What, I DO!

TeddyTedson

why yes I do.

Storminateacup

Maybe but it's not as big as mine

TeddyTedson

Are you only allowed use it on weekends too?

Storminateacup

I use it and abuse it all the time

Oranage2

I like to sleep because I get tired after doing things all day

hondasam

I like my bed all to myself but I do share it occasionally.

Storminateacup

I like my bed on nights like this - listening to the wind howling.

starlit

I love my bed 'cause its cosy and warm, could stay in it all day to just rest and keep warm and sleep the day away but have to get up at some stage! A lot harder to get out of bed when there isn't much to get up for!

Clocks back an hour tonight, looking foward to an extra hours lie in tomorrow morning! The novelty of lie in's never wear off for me!:D

Oranage2

doovdela wrote: »

I love my bed 'cause its cosy and warm, could stay in it all day to just rest and keep warm and sleep the day away but have to get up at some stage! A lot harder to get out of bed when there isn't much to get up for!

Clocks back an hour tonight, looking foward to an extra hours lie in tomorrow morning! The novelty of lie in's never wear off for me!:D

not quite 13 words and if storm got in trouble for being 1 word under, a paragraph over isnt acceptable.

You can rewrite though

hondasam

I wanted to stay snuggled up in my warm cosy bed this morning.

Storminateacup

I need my bed so bad right now as I'm in the horrors

hondasam

I need my bed now, I only had two hours sleep last night.

starlit

Oranage2 wrote: »

not quite 13 words and if storm got in trouble for being 1 word under, a paragraph over isnt acceptable.

You can rewrite though

Sorry my apologies forgot it was to be 13 words!

starlit

I love bed so I stay nice, cosy and warm when its cold.

Oranage2

I am so tired and want to sleep but i have to work.:(

Storminateacup

I am laying in my bed right now, next to my baby daughter.

Deki

I am tired, and can not find my bed beneath all these pillows.

ThelotusKid

Bed is where I sleep, sleep is where I dream and dreaming is where I live.

And in my world, that adds up to thirteen words exactly.

Oranage2

ThelotusKid wrote: »

Bed is where I sleep, sleep is where I dream and dreaming is where I live.

And in my world, that adds up to thirteen words exactly.

I hate being the 'rules guy' but in order for everybody to have fun, i have to be strict when enforcing the rules!

I'm afraid you're 3 words over!

Storminateacup

I need to change the sheets on my bed, ugh effort of it

starlit

I like to lay on my bed for hours, sleeping! Snooze for hurz!

Saila

I love my bed because you dont need energy to lie down and sleep :cool:

Oranage2

Saila wrote: »

I love my bed because you dont need energy to lie down and sleep :cool:

Gonna have to start again Saila im afraid thats 14 words - has to be 13

Storminateacup

I love you, bed. I'm sorry for leaving you. Please take me back.

Oranage2

Darnit, I have to get out of bed and run some daily errands :mad:

Storminateacup

Tonight, my bed is going to have to close it's delicate little eyes.

Oranage2

just been awake over 24 hours I am going to destroy my bed

starlit

Me and my bed and I shall sleep the night way yay yay!

L.Jenkins

My bed, oh how I love you so much. Please don't leave me!

OhMSGlive

I my bed.

hondasam

Beds are for jumping on

starlit

Bed, How I love you my lovely bed I love you so much

starlit

I hold my bed dear I love to sleep with my bed sweetheart

starlit

I cannot not live without you my dear bed you are my only

Oranage2

doovdela wrote: »

Bed, How I love you my lovely bed I love you so much

doovdela wrote: »

I hold my bed dear I love to sleep with my bed sweetheart

doovdela wrote: »

I cannot not live without you my dear bed you are my only

Do you love bed or are you in love with bed?

starlit

Both. Love my bed, in love with bed. Bed be my friend forever!

starlit

I want to hold onto my bed forever and never let it go!

Oranage2

Just drinking Bulmers and eating toast, perfect supper before I go to bed.