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Get your freak on

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Sex with Knickers, dont knock it unless u have tried it


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Sex with Knickers, dont knock it unless u have tried it

    are u a chick or fella?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    Sex with Knickers, Knackers dont knock it unless u have tried it

    Fixed that


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 174 ✭✭VenusPlays


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    she's a bit extreme to be filing a complaint

    She probably has a good case.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    are u a chick or fella?


    both depending on time of day


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Am I the only one who can't find the actual story there?

    Edit: Nice one OP, you linked to the 2nd page of the story!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while… it's a dildo.

    Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    smash wrote: »
    Am I the only one who can't find the actual story there?

    Edit: Nice one OP, you linked to the 2nd page of the story!

    oh right, ill put it up here so

    A New York writer and lawyer got more that she bargained for in the form of a note from the Transport Security Administration (TSA) after a recent flight to Ireland.
    The note commenting on a vibrator in the woman’s bag read “Get your freak on girl”. When Jill Filipovic landed in Dublin she was shocked to see that someone had scribbled the message on the official printed note, intended to inform the passenger her bag had been opened.

    She tweeted “Just unpacked my suitcase and found this note from TSA. Guess they discovered a “personal item” in my bag. Wow.”
    Filipovic, a blogger for the website Feministe, wrote “This is what TSA will do when they inspect a bag you checked and find a, um, "personal item” in an article with the headline “Your tax dollars at work”.

    She continued saying it was a “total violation of privacy, wildly inappropriate and clearly not ok, but I also just died laughing in my hotel room.”
    Responding to commenters on the website, she clarified what this “personal item” was. She said, “So my parents read this blog and they don’t need to know the details, but... it was about the most basic lady-thing you can imagine.”
    In an email to New York Magazine she said, “It was a $15 bullet vibe (vibrator) from Babeland, about the most basic sex toy you can imagine. It has now been officially retired, since I have no idea if the TSA agents manhandled it.”
    Filipovic was traveling from Newark, New Jersey to Dublin, she found the note on Monday when she arrived at her hotel.
    Speaking to ABC news, she said that she had been with her bag from the time she packed it until it was handed over to the airport authorities. She then picked the bag up in Dublin.
    This led her to believe it was a TSA staff member who wrote the note. Despite her light hearted banter on the matter, Filipovic has said she found the remark ‘offensive’ and plans to file a complaint.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Yer wan's gorgeous... can't see her being stuck for willing guys... must be a lesbian...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I think I'd put up with the note to preserve my privacy i.e. that I use the 'Dark Stallion 5000T Turbo' to keep me company on foreign trips.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    “It was a $15 bullet vibe (vibrator) from Babeland, about the most basic sex toy you can imagine.



    If she's such a high-flying legal eagle then why didn't she go for the biggest & best one in the shop?

    I'd recommend a 32" double-ender


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    Gee Bag wrote: »
    If she's such a high-flying legal eagle then why didn't she go for the biggest & best one in the shop?

    I'd recommend a 32" double-ender


    Yah funny that, American girls are known for being pretty tight tho


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Yah funny that, American girls are known for being pretty tight tho

    Yea... ok then.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭leonidas83


    smash wrote: »
    Yea... ok then.

    Whats with the smart comments, piss off if you dont like the thread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Yer wan's gorgeous... can't see her being stuck for willing guys... must be a lesbian...

    Yes, must be. It's a well known fact that heterosexuals don't masturbate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    leonidas83 wrote: »
    Whats with the smart comments, piss off if you dont like the thread

    That's not a smart comment


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    Yes, must be. It's a well known fact that heterosexuals don't masturbate.

    Does this mean I'm gay?


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