Mr Tayto is a mass murdering psycho KILLER..

FairlyMad

...sort of

As I child I'd a strange fear of advertising mascots, sometimes I even used to hide behind the couch when they came on the telly

Ronald McDonald and Captain Birdesye were a given, but who knew Mr Tayto would have a questionable past too :P I always knew there was something a little off. But hey, that's company characters for ya... always something fishy!

Here's a vid I made trying to get to the bottom of my fear:

minidazzler

I'd say you're fairly mad alright.

Glico Man

Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Son Of A Vidic

OP - looking at your username and looking at your first post, I'd say there's nothing 'fairly' about it at all.

FairlyMad

minidazzler wrote: »

I'd say you're fairly mad alright.

yeah, what can I say, I'm a two sachets of sugar in my tea kinda guy. Sometimes I even hit the snooze button twice on my alarm. Once I even gave someone wrong directions on purpose because I wasn't arsed explaining in greater detail. Hope you're suitably impressed!

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - looking at your username and looking at your first post, I'd say there's nothing 'fairly' about it at all.

Wanted an account for just the vids, 'tis just a bit of fun. Nothing serious! Just always liked the expression.

Wetai

Not as bad as Snap, Crackle & Pop - they're Cereal Killers.

The King of Moo

The Honey Monster terrified me as a kid after I saw an ad where a kid was struggling to reach some Sugar Puffs.
He was getting more and more desperate, and then enduring a graphic and very physical American-Werewolf-in-London-style transformation into the Honey Monster, thus helping him to reach the delicious cereal.

Absolutely horrifying.


On a tangential note, your Hitlerized picture of Mr. Tayto (which has since disappeared!!) reminded me of a man I saw on Saturday.
He had a combover exactly like Hitler's. He had no moustache, but he did have a little smig of hair on his chin in exactly the same shape as Hitler's moustache!

He was Hitler, just slightly jumbled up!!!

MungBean

I knew the rest were wrong uns but I'm shocked at what Mr Tayto's been upto.

biko

No spam thanks.
I'm sure people will find your YT channel some other way.