Shakespearean insults

El Guapo!

So who can come up with the best insult? Have a go thou spongy rump-fed lewdster. :pac:

celticbhoy27

thou artless base-court apple-john



i'll be honest, that's the only line i read

Queen-Mise

Thou tottering toad-spotted strumpet...

I like that...

Godsentme

thou warped fool-born codpiece thou.

--Kaiser--

Shakespeare invented 'Yore Ma' jokes

Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2 wrote: »

DEMETRIUS

Villain, what hast thou done?

AARON

That which thou canst not undo.

CHIRON

Thou hast undone our mother.

AARON

Villain, I have done thy mother.

mackg

thou yeasty weather bitten harpy.

thebigbiffo

thou tottering onion eyed miscreant is one i could use quite regularly, love it

BigDuffman

I've known a few mangled swag bellied hedge pigs in my time

foxinsox

"You know what, I am so sick of listening to your crap!"


"You are nothing but a spleeny onion-eyed canker-blossom!"

Son Of A Vidic

Thou unmuzzled sheep-biting hedge-pig.

Bodhisopha

Shakespearean:

Thou mangled, fool-born strumpet.

Ebonics:

You fúcked up, bitch made ho.

Mr Trade In

Thou bootless fly-bitten lout

Mr Trade In

Thou saucy pox-marked horn-beast

Krusader

Thou rank half-faced scut

Tragamin2k2

did people with tourettes back then shout all this stuff?