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Filthy atheists stealing our Christmas

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,301 Mod ✭✭✭✭ smacl


    An enjoyable Viking take on Santy and Rudolph



  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    This thread gets resurrected earlier every year.

    Oh wait...

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    Bump :)

    So, it's now December and the c-word (no, not that one, the other one) can be mentioned in polite company.

    What filthy, christmas-stealing activities have you planned for this year?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,325 ✭✭✭✭ Peregrinus


    Whatever they are, you're too late! Covid has got in ahead of you, and already stolen Christmas!

    (In other words, this year the crowd that usually gets off on whingeing about atheists/liberals/the woke stealing Christmas are getting all the jollies they can cope with by complaining about government pandemic control measures stealing Christmas. You won't hear a word about the atheists this year, unless it be a conspiracy theory about atheists promoting the Covid hoax as a master strategy for stealing Christmas and putting nanochips in the brandy butter, or something.)


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 25,849 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Doctor DooM


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Whatever they are, you're too late! Covid has got in ahead of you, and already stolen Christmas!

    (In other words, this year the crowd that usually gets off on whingeing about atheists/liberals/the woke stealing Christmas are getting all the jollies they can cope with by complaining about government pandemic control measures stealing Christmas. You won't hear a word about the atheists this year, unless it be a conspiracy theory about atheists promoting the Covid hoax as a master strategy for stealing Christmas and putting nanochips in the brandy butter, or something.)


    Having spent some time going down the Q Anon rabbit hole during the American elections, I believe it's currently the satanists rather than the atheists that are behind the covid hoax right now. Stay tuned though that could change.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Bannasidhe


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Whatever they are, you're too late! Covid has got in ahead of you, and already stolen Christmas!

    (In other words, this year the crowd that usually gets off on whingeing about atheists/liberals/the woke stealing Christmas are getting all the jollies they can cope with by complaining about government pandemic control measures stealing Christmas. You won't hear a word about the atheists this year, unless it be a conspiracy theory about atheists promoting the Covid hoax as a master strategy for stealing Christmas and putting nanochips in the brandy butter, or something.)

    Nanochips in the brandy butter?!?!

    Do they think we are barbarians??!!

    :mad:

    Nanochips go in the sherry trifle.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,301 Mod ✭✭✭✭ smacl


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    Whatever they are, you're too late! Covid has got in ahead of you, and already stolen Christmas!

    (In other words, this year the crowd that usually gets off on whingeing about atheists/liberals/the woke stealing Christmas are getting all the jollies they can cope with by complaining about government pandemic control measures stealing Christmas. You won't hear a word about the atheists this year, unless it be a conspiracy theory about atheists promoting the Covid hoax as a master strategy for stealing Christmas and putting nanochips in the brandy butter, or something.)

    How do we know some underhand Christian types aren't posting here using a 5G connection and trying to nefariously infect all the good folks of the A&A with their seasonal good cheer? Fetch me my shotgun, tinfoil hat and bottle of brandy? I'm really not ready for xmas just yet! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,034 ✭✭✭✭ MrStuffins


    smacl wrote: »
    How do we know some underhand Christian types aren't posting here using a 5G connection ..............

    The way I look at it is............

    If they can reject science but still utilise it when they use their mobile phones, we can reject Christianity but still celebrate Christmas!

    Everyone wins! Except us because we're going to hell and all but whatevs.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Nanochips [...]
    Screw the nanochips - it's square-cut, chunky chips all the way chez robindch this christmas!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    How about nano-naglechips as a compromise?

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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Bannasidhe


    How about nano-naglechips as a compromise?

    They are served in Cork on Pugilism Day as an accompaniment to cold spiced boeuf a la saltpeter.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    How about nano-naglechips as a compromise?
    Maybe, but I'll not be serving soup then.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭ Odhinn


    Remember - only 5 days left till Krampusnacht


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    Odhinn wrote: »
    Remember - only 5 days left till Krampusnacht
    New one to me - thanks, have added it to my list of deities/semi-deities + wannabees to scare small children with.

    But good god, whoever came up with Krampus certainly wasn't fucking around, eh?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Bannasidhe


    Odhinn wrote: »
    Remember - only 5 days left till Krampusnacht

    What wine does one serve with a Krampus?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭ atr2002


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What wine does one serve with a Krampus?

    You're not the one doing the eating when Krampus pays you a visit



  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Bannasidhe


    atr2002 wrote: »
    You're not the one doing the eating when Krampus pays you a visit

    Ah, I have cousins like that.
    Locusts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭ Odhinn


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What wine does one serve with a Krampus?




    Loading up on the traditional tipple(s) of Brandy is apparently the practice.


    Robindch wrote:

    But good god, whoever came up with Krampus certainly wasn't fucking around, eh?


    No, no they weren't.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    Odhinn wrote: »
    No, no they weren't.
    Definitely a god I can get behind. Ideally by quite a long distance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭ Seamai


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    What wine does one serve with a Krampus?

    Bull's blood.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,008 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Bannasidhe


    Odhinn wrote: »

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    There they are. The cousins.
    Waiting to get inside to eat all the tayto and drink all the tanora.
    :mad:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    Bannasidhe wrote: »
    Waiting to get inside to eat all the tayto [...]
    That's the kind of parsimony we should all use with close family.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    Krampus would be a good band name.

    Make our National Maternity Hospital Public and Secular

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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,325 ✭✭✭✭ Peregrinus


    robindch wrote: »
    Screw the nanochips - it's square-cut, chunky chips all the way chez robindch this christmas!

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    I hear you're serving chips in teacups now, Father!


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch


    Peregrinus wrote: »
    I hear you're serving chips in teacups now, Father!
    Means we can get away with serving fewer of them.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    So... tree is up with FSM tree topper

    Several boxes of Lidl's excellent Christmas beers in storage

    Kids' presents all bought - and no need for the Santa pretence this year :):(

    So now we wait.

    Tick-tock, motherf**kers :D

    Make our National Maternity Hospital Public and Secular

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    Annoy your TDs now!!!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭ atr2002


    So... tree is up with FSM tree topper

    Several boxes of Lidl's excellent Christmas beers in storage

    Kids' presents all bought - and no need for the Santa pretence this year :):(

    So now we wait.

    Tick-tock, motherf**kers :D

    Fsm tree topper?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ robindch




  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    As first seen on this very thread, seven years ago:

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    Make our National Maternity Hospital Public and Secular

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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,992 ✭✭✭✭ Hotblack Desiato


    As Elvis Costello would say, here's This Year's Model:

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    Make our National Maternity Hospital Public and Secular

    #MakeNMHOurs

    Annoy your TDs now!!!



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