Filthy atheists stealing our Christmas

Bannasidhe

ninja900 wrote: »

Pics or GTFO

Xena is taking her mount next weekend.

Bannasidhe

Sarky wrote: »

Why would you place her on top of such an obvious phallus?

Who said it is phallus shaped?

Amazing what one can do with a good pruning knife....:D

kylith

We got our first ever real tree today. Since we've only ever had a 3' tree before we don't have any decorations for a 6 footer. There was a disagreement about baubles in the shop (he actually wanted to go with a blue, pink, and silver theme) which led to a decision to leave off purchasing any till we'd a chance to go to another shop.

When we got home we started looking for my traditional turkey tree topper. We couldn't find it, but we did find a pile of figurines that had been packed away and, throwing all thoughts of being a grown up going out the window, we decorated the tree with Doctor Who, Spock, and Ghibli figurines. At the top is the Sorceress of Greyskull (because she has wings), but we're debating taking the point out and putting Totoro sitting up there because he's a better size.

The day started with me saying "Can we not just have some class?" and ended with me saying "Absolutely, Spock has to go on the tree!"

J C

wrote:

Bannasidhe
Xena is taking her mount next weekend.

Originally Posted by Sarky
Why would you place her on top of such an obvious phallus?

Bannasidhe
Who said it is phallus shaped?

Amazing what one can do with a good pruning knife ...

... ooch!!! ... Freud would have a 'field day' with you guys!!!:)

Happy Christmas!!!!:):D

J C

ninja900 wrote: »

I'm glad you like Him J C. Of course it's not Him, just a representation of Him, no-one has seen Him.
Once I get the constitution amended, it will be recognised that due homage shall be accorded to Him and He shall have a 'special position' - on top of everyone's yuletide tree - by law!
I'm so exicited.

He seems to have lost his spaghetti dimension ... and is now all tinsel and balls!!!:D:confused:

Obliq

@ Kylith: That sounds class! My kind of class

My ongoing decor "theme" is

1. if it does not take the eye out of your head with the brightness/glitter/shine, take it down

2. if it does not clash wildly with it's neighbour, it's in the wrong place

3. The tree must repell all feline summit attempts.

(not as easy to achieve as it sounds. NOBODY does trashy like me. I'm very fussy.)

kylith

Pics!





And herself on the top

Gordon

J C wrote: »

He seems to have lost his spaghetti dimension ... and is now all tinsel and balls!!!:D:confused:

As soon as the photons from the image of Him hit your retinas, they transform into the body and bowl of Him. As you view every single image of The Noodlesome One, you are touching Him, with your eyes. He's ok with that, though.

Brian Shanahan

kylith wrote: »

The day started with me saying "Can we not just have some class?" and ended with me saying "Absolutely, Spock has to go on the tree!"

Spock makes everything classier. Example: Civ 4 had Spock in it, work of genius; Civ 5 forgot Spock, massive failure.

J C

Gordon wrote: »

As soon as the photons from the image of Him hit your retinas, they transform into the body and bowl of Him. As you view every single image of The Noodlesome One, you are touching Him, with your eyes. He's ok with that, though.

Like I have said, he seems to have lost his spaghetti dimension ... and he is now only tinsel and a great load of balls!!!:P;)

J C

kylith wrote: »

Pics!

... are they 'reindeer harness' on the back of your door???:):p;)

kylith wrote: »

And herself on the top

That's the place for 'her' allright.;):eek:

kylith

J C wrote: »

... are they 'reindeer harness' on the back of your door???:):p;)

Yep. Small, noisy reindeer.

That's the place for 'her' allright.;):eek:

Best place for her!

Gordon

J C wrote: »

Like I have said, he seems to have lost his spaghetti dimension ... and he is now only tinsel and a great load of balls!!!:P;)

Like I have said, as soon as the photons from the image of Him hit your retinas, they transform into the body and bowl of Him. As you view every single image of The Noodlesome One, you are touching Him, with your eyes. He's ok with that, though. :eek:

MrPudding

J C wrote: »

Like I have said, he seems to have lost his spaghetti dimension ... and he is now only tinsel and a great load of balls!!!:P;)

He obviously can't appear to you in His full noodly glory. If you were to see Him you would die instantly because your puny human mind cannot comprehend the sheer noodly awesomeness of Him. He recognising this and chooses to project a simpler, human friendly version of Himself.

This is pretty basic stuff JC. You really should know better.

MrP

Sarky

<adds 'religion' to ever-growing list of things J C somehow doesn't understand>

J C

Sarky wrote: »

<adds 'religion' to ever-growing list of things J C somehow doesn't understand>

... I'm not really into 'religion' (of any variety) ... I have a Saving Faith in Jesus Christ ... whose birth is being celebrated on the 25th of this month in these here parts ... and on the 6th January further east!!!:D

Nodin

J C wrote: »

... I'm not really into 'religion' (of any variety) ... I have a Saving Faith in Jesus Christ ... whose birth is being celebrated on the 25th of this month in these here parts ... and on the 6th January further east!!!:D

That's a different Jesus - he has a bigger beard and more of a tan.

Brian Shanahan

MrPudding wrote: »

This is pretty basic stuff JC. You really should know better.

MrP

Go easy on poor JC, he doesn't even understand his own personal mythology never mind everybody elses.

ShooterSF

Nodin wrote: »

That's a different Jesus - he has a bigger beard and more of a tan.

As long as we all agree that under that tan he is still white.

Turtwig

ShooterSF wrote: »

As long as we all agree that under that tan he is still white.

Nope he's black.

ShooterSF

Dont be silly. I clearly remember seeing a photo of him as a child in my grandparents house and he's clearly white and in need of a haircut.

robindch

ShooterSF wrote: »

I clearly remember seeing a photo of him as a child in my grandparents house and he's clearly white and in need of a haircut.

Was that not JFK?

pH

ShooterSF wrote: »

Dont be silly. I clearly remember seeing a photo of him as a child in my grandparents house and he's clearly white and in need of a haircut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGowPcsTY8k

ShooterSF

^^^^
Deleted before I got to see it

mikhail

MrPudding wrote: »

He obviously can't appear to you in His full noodly glory. If you were to see Him you would die instantly because your puny human mind cannot comprehend the sheer noodly awesomeness of Him. He recognising this and chooses to project a simpler, human friendly version of Himself.

This is pretty basic stuff JC. You really should know better.

MrP

According to string theory, when we are graced by His Noodly visage, it is merely a 4-dimensional projection of his 11-dimensional self.

Bannasidhe

Enough of this sucking up to a carbohydrate - time to return to the true meaning of Xmas

Hotblack Desiato

But still no pic of your tree Banna. Me dissapoint.

Bannasidhe

ninja900 wrote: »

But still no pic of your tree Banna. Me dissapoint.

Ceremony postponed to this weekend due to me dying with flu - I got better*.









* I am still a newt however.

wp_rathead

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Ceremony postponed to this weekend due to me dying with flu - I got better*.









* I am still a newt however.

I feel happyyyyy

Bannasidhe

ninja900 wrote: »

But still no pic of your tree Banna. Me dissapoint.

Behold - a looking much worse for wear Xena takes pride of place for the 10th year running on an otherwise understated tree.