memorable/funny lines lines from porn movies!

Ghandee

I seen an x-rated movie one night that featured a dentist, I remember one line in particular the 'dentist' said to his 'nurse' ooooh, I see another hole needs filling!


Any other quality ones?

Saila

you listen to the parts which have script in it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Meine dispatcher said zere is somezink wrong with deine cable?"

Corkfeen

"Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box. " Ohh wait, that was Father Ted, my mistake.

El Weirdo

"Hi, my name's Misty and I'm 18."

Sticky_Fingers

lob it in there boss*


true story

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Get in there you great furry oaf, I don't are what you smell!"

(Or was that Star Wars ... )

Duggy747

"Thaaat's eet, fack moy minnnnnnge!!! YYYYYyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaa!!!"

Fine quote from an English broad who appeared out of nowhere in that Irish porno from a few years ago. (The one with the Dublin girls getting banged by a bus of English lads)

Ghost Train

you know that's bad for the paper tray

Ghandee

Duggy747 wrote: »

"Thaaat's eet, fack moy minnnnnnge!!! YYYYYyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaa!!!"

Fine quote from an English broad who appeared out of nowhere in that Irish porno from a few years ago. (The one with the Dublin girls getting banged by a bus of English lads)

I need a link to this movie sir!

Dotrel

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

"Get in there you great furry oaf, I don't are what you smell!"

(Or was that Star Wars ... )

http://strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/starwars.html

George Lucassman wrote:

"Star Wars IV: A New Hope"

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care *what* you smell!"



"Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back"

1. "And I thought they smelled bad...on the *outside*!"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
6. "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cummm..."
7. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me!"



"Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi"

1. "Rise, my friend."
2. "Open the back door!"
3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"
4. "It's just a dead animal..."
5. "Not bad for a little furball."
6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"
7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"
8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."
9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"
10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."



Top ten sexually tilted lines from the trilogy

10. "What could possibly have come over Master Luke?"
9. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
8. "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
7. "I never knew I had it in me."
6. "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
5. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
4. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" (Han) with "A little higher, just a little higher."
3. "Short help's better than no help at all."
2. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
1. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

The Snipe

Ugh... Uugggghhh... UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know they don't sound like that in real life. And we can actually pleasure them, and not prance around looking sexy.

PogMoThoin

Schnell, schnell, ick cummen, ick cummen!!

MungBean

"Cum in me mow, I wanna taste ih".

Dublin accents in porn are just wrong.

Red Hand

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

MungBean

Red Hand wrote: »

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Da fcuk have you been fappin to

HerrScheisse

"Ah knoooows it ready when it wink at me."

Dotrel

MungBean wrote: »

Da fcuk have you been fappin to

The Gettysburg Undress.

el oh el

a dutch one called Bicycle Repair Man (aka young & old)
Slightly NSFW:

kojack

"Just lick my balls and jerk me off"

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

MungBean wrote: »

Da fcuk have you been fappin to

Baberham Lincoln

xsiborg

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Baberham Lincoln

Bendyaminge Fappin...

Hal Emmerich

I don't watch Porn Vids, I just read the comments.

Cool_CM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdf_LQ2XcHg

This one is full of classic lines, amazing acting and the best sound effect ever:D

orourkeda

GAAman

Cool_CM wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdf_LQ2XcHg

This one is full of classic lines, amazing acting and the best sound effect ever:D

There was a strange scene cut between them dragging him to the car and getting into the car................i don't think he was knocked out by the frisbee at all!!!! :eek:

don ramo

orourkeda wrote: »

wtf:eek:

don ramo

"young dumb and full of cum" was a favourite from the teenage years

Marty McFly

Just watch the star trek parody porn style called sex trek full of quality one liners:D.

Opening line

"Captains log the intercoarse is approaching deep space station 69"

policarp

Red Hand wrote: »

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

That was some Organism. . .

Saila

Cool_CM wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdf_LQ2XcHg

This one is full of classic lines, amazing acting and the best sound effect ever:D

one thing you have to give them is that was a great shot in the head though!

policarp

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