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The truth hurts

  • 22-10-2011 10:26pm
    #1
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭


    That's right. It hurts and I want the internet to know. The Illumanati x-rayed it and said it was fine....idiots! They were the ones who put in the filling 2 months ago.

    Tell me of your paranoia tales to make my pain seem smaller!


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  • #2
    InkSlinger67
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭InkSlinger67


    Get drunk


  • #3
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    The Illuminati, a great bunch of lads


  • #4
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    That's right. It hurts and I want the internet to know. The Illumanati x-rayed it and said it was fine....idiots! They were the ones who put in the filling 2 months ago.

    Tell me of your paranoia tales to make my pain seem smaller!


    I didnt know my husband too long and we had to drive out to the arse end of nowhere to collect his parents from a pub. It was late on a winters night and we were taking it easy on the windy country roads. Suddenly a giant hair popped out of his left cheek (on his face). I actually thought for a few seconds he was turning into a werewolf. Turned out to be a trapped hair from shaving.:eek:


  • #5
    TheyKnowMyIP
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭TheyKnowMyIP


    Paranoia is a good thing.


  • #6
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    I didnt know my husband too long and we had to drive out to the arse end of nowhere to collect his parents from a pub. It was late on a winters night and we were taking it easy on the windy country roads. Suddenly a giant hair popped out of his left cheek (on his face). I actually thought for a few seconds he was turning into a werewolf. Turned out to be a trapped hair from shaving.:eek:


    That was clearly Crab People.


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  • #7
    ImpossibleDuck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    Saw The Truman Show.

    Changed by behaviour for weeks after.
    I was acting as I would if millions of people were watching me. :(


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    A kick in the bollix hurts more than the truth imo


  • #9
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    ImpossibleDuck wrote: »
    Saw The Truman Show.

    Changed by behaviour for weeks after.
    I was acting as I would if millions of people were watching me. :(

    I see where you're coming from but i didn't suffer from this problem.

    Well, I did for an hour or two until I realised that a show based on me picking my nose, washing my hands, and masturbating wouldn't last very long as a TV show,.


  • #10
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    That was clearly Crab People.

    Obviously ;)


  • #11
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    That was clearly Crab People.

    Crab people


    Crab people


    Look like crabs


    Talk like people


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  • #12
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese




  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoUWgI-c9g4


  • #14
    Giselle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    I realised that a show based on me picking my nose, washing my hands, and masturbating wouldn't last very long as a TV show,.

    I'm not so sure. I think a lot of the denizens of AH would be very interested in watching that, if you're as female as your avatar.


  • #15
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    I see where you're coming from but i didn't suffer from this problem.

    Well, I did for an hour or two until I realised that a show based on me picking my nose, washing my hands, and masturbating wouldn't last very long as a TV show,.

    ha! sucker, stick your finger in your bum again, I lol'd hard at that one the other night


  • #16
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    The Illuminati have stolen my glowsticks.....


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