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  • 22-10-2011 10:48am
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    A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
    During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
    "Oh my goodness!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"
    The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
    "I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."
    "Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman...

    As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him
    Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my goodness! How can THAT be justified?"
    Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."

    " Morning Sex "

    She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
    Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
    Wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
    “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

    My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
    This is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
    I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
    Her T-shirt still around her neck.

    Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

    She explained, "The egg timer's broken."


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