musth-ing

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:19pm #1

I recently started seeping below my ear lobes, there is no cut or opening I don't know where its coming from, so im just checking to see if anybody might know what it is before I go to the docs (cost to much)

I have just grown a beard (nice big 1), im wondering does this have something to do with it,

I do believe I might be musth-ing.

Captain Darling · 18-10-2011 2:20pm

wat

My name is URL · 18-10-2011 2:20pm

Lupus

INEEDANID · 18-10-2011 2:23pm

Sucks to be you!:D

stephen_k · 18-10-2011 2:25pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Lupus

Come on, it's never Lupus..... must be auto immune

Dotrel · 18-10-2011 2:26pm

Definitely lupus-bo-bupus-banana-fana-fo-fupus.

Colilfc · 18-10-2011 2:28pm

Beard aids.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:29pm

Dotrel wrote: »

Definitely lupus-bo-bupus-banana-fana-fo-fupus.

I definitely hope it not this 1:eek:

Vicxas · 18-10-2011 2:30pm

Its Lupus, always is.

danniemcq · 18-10-2011 2:31pm

Are you an elephant OP?

thats a sign of tempory madness in them.

Hence how they tested for madness caused by Acid. (it didn't)

The King of Moo · 18-10-2011 2:31pm

It's either Septic Beard or Ear-Melt.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 18-10-2011 2:32pm

Really not sure if asking for medical advice on boards is a good idea. Defintieyl sure asking on AH isn't.

FatherLen · 18-10-2011 2:32pm

maybe you should just have a shower already!

phasers · 18-10-2011 2:34pm

Lupus. Why are we even discussing this?

CardBordWindow · 18-10-2011 2:35pm

I know a guy who had the exact same thing.

.....And he's dead now!

mathie · 18-10-2011 2:36pm

Sounds like a case of wankneck.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:37pm

phasers wrote: »

Lupus. Why are we even discussing this?

not the symtoms for lupus (i taught this was some sort of joke) till i looked it up.

FatherLen · 18-10-2011 2:38pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

not the symtoms for lupus (i taught this was some sort of joke) till i looked it up.

did you actually look up lupus?????

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

petes · 18-10-2011 2:39pm

You probably need an MRI. We'll know more then.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:39pm

FatherLen wrote: »

did you actually look up lupus?????

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

no im musth-ing

Eroticfishcake · 18-10-2011 2:40pm

Amateurs, It's never Lupus - but do get treated for this and just before you die, we will figure it out.

Shave.

Sleep on a pillow.

My name is URL · 18-10-2011 2:40pm

stephen_k wrote: »

Come on, it's never Lupus..... must be auto immune

One day it will be Lupus.. and none of you will be prepared for it.

'It's never Lupus'.. that's a catchphrase dreamt up by the Lupus industry to keep people second guessing themselves.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:42pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

It's either Septic Beard or Ear-Melt.

I did try to blast them with piss, not the easiest of things to achieve, ill try anything to save spending money in the docs.

I never taught of getting someone else to blast them.

The King of Moo · 18-10-2011 2:42pm

Are there any female elephants in heat in your vicinity?

ft9 · 18-10-2011 2:42pm

After hours + medical advice = thread locking

Captain Darling · 18-10-2011 2:44pm

What in the name of jesus is musth-ing?

The King of Moo · 18-10-2011 2:44pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

What in the name of jesus is musth-ing?

I believe he's referring to this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth

Kanoe · 18-10-2011 2:45pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

What in the name of jesus is musth-ing?

I'm afraid to google can you do it please

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:45pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

What in the name of jesus is musth-ing?

efalints do it before they kick the bejasus out of each other.

Gmol · 18-10-2011 2:47pm

ft9 wrote: »

After hours + medical advice = thread locking

Why? we have diagnosed it down to Lupus, Beardwank or being an Elephant in heat. So called 'Medical Doctors' would have taken weeks to identify such and AH'ers have done it in a day saving the OP a fortune.

Good job team..good job

danniemcq · 18-10-2011 2:48pm

I think i remember once it was actually Lupus,

was very odd

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:49pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

Are there any female elephants in heat in your vicinity?

well there is a lot of females who look like elephants does this count.

danniemcq · 18-10-2011 2:50pm

Gmol wrote: »

Why? we have diagnosed it down to Lupus, Beardwank or being an Elephant in heat. So called 'Medical Doctors' would have taken weeks to identify such and AH'ers have done it in a day saving the OP a fortune.

Good job team..good job

which one of us is the hot bi-sexual though?

although thats probably just gonna kick off a debate as to if shes hot or not

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1312575/ is her btw olivia wilde

The King of Moo · 18-10-2011 2:51pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

well there is a lot of females who look like elephants does this count.

Only if you start rutting.

Then we can be sure that you're musth-ing.

TheZohanS · 18-10-2011 2:52pm

I know "technically" we're not supppsed to give medical advice but I can say with 100% accuracy that it's TB, the fatal kind too.

If you can't afford to see your GP, drop into a pharmacy for a free consultation.

Eroticfishcake · 18-10-2011 2:52pm

OP if it gets really bad, I've a homeopathic remedy which is great for this.

Plazaman · 18-10-2011 2:52pm

As a certified medical doctor (Masters* Degree from The Online University of Medicology ADS**) I can safely say it's not Lupus. Plus the good news is you can keep the beard but you may need an Earectomy or possibly Earoplasty. How would feel about having another ear (a Star Trek or Final Front Ear as we call them in the Earology Deparkment of the University).

PM me your bank account details and I'll set up the procedure. Alternatively you may be fapping wrong.

* Masters Of The Universe Degree
** And Dragon Slaying

.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:54pm

The King of Moo wrote: »

Only if you start rutting.

Then we can be sure that you're musth-ing.

no rutting as of yet, I think

The King of Moo · 18-10-2011 2:56pm

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

no rutting as of yet, I think

Then it's probably just a dose of Elephantine lupus, but if you start to get hyper-aggressive (eg. breaking your chains: I'm assuming you're a zoo or circus elephant), then it's best to call a vet.

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 2:56pm

Plazaman wrote: »

As a certified medical doctor (Masters* Degree from The Online University of Medicology ADS**) I can safely say it's not Lupus. Plus the good news is you can keep the beard but you may need an Earectomy or possibly Earoplasty. How would feel about having another ear (a Star Trek or Final Front Ear as we call them in the Earology Deparkment of the University).

PM me your bank account details and I'll set up the procedure. Alternatively you may be fapping wrong.

* Masters Of The Universe Degree
** And Dragon Slaying

.

will these ears be grown on the back of a mouse because I don't want any animals harmed in the making of this.

stephen_k · 18-10-2011 2:57pm

OP do you have the 4 foot c*ck to go with the Musth-ing??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhsU9TFgUUw

ejmaztec · 18-10-2011 2:59pm

In my professional experience, it sounds very much like arsolusearlobus, a rare condition where the arsehole is piped to the earlobes. This is easily cured by standing on the back seat of an open-topped double-decker bus as it drives under a low bridge..

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 3:00pm

stephen_k wrote: »

OP do you have the 4 foot c*ck to go with the Musth-ing??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhsU9TFgUUw

not yet

3ndahalfof6 · 18-10-2011 3:01pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

In my professional experience, it sounds very much like arsolusearlobus, a rare condition where the arsehole is piped to the earlobes. This is easily cured by standing on the back seat of an open-topped double-decker bus as it drives under a low bridge..

i was up for it till i saw the bridge.