My homophobic window cleaner

Gal pal

I get the windows of my business premises cleaned every 2 weeks by a man who is probably in his mid-late 30's.

The second last time he did them, the door was open and I could hear him talking to a guy that had approached him and asked if he could clean his windows in a house around the corner.

He was very cold, and dismissive to the man and keep saying 'ah I don't really have the time to do them'.

When he came inside to get paid, he started saying that the reason he didn't say yes to the job was because he thought the guy was gay and would probably try it on with him if he went into the house, also he could offer him a drugged glass of water and rape him?!

Next time when he was around doing my windows, I was talking to a very 'camp' guy in the office about a charity fundraiser that we were doing.

When we were finished talking and the guy left, the window cleaner came in to get paid, the first thing he said was 'who was that?' in a really angry tone!

Then he started on about how ''you can always tell can't ya'', ''it's disgusting'' and all the usual crap homophobs come out with. I just tried to change the subject and pay him.

He due back this Thursday, part of me wants to tell him to eff off and that my gay brother and I were very offended by his comments!!

But that is typical of me, I get angry/passionate about something and will always cut off my nose to spite my face.
I would have to see this man EVERY day around town and he does all my neighbours windows.

Is it worth saying something to the boll*x? Or just leave it alone?

El Weirdo

Ask him if he'll take a blow job in lieu of payment.

The King of Moo

I'd say just leave him, you're probably not going to change his mind unfortunately.

Sooopie

Say nothing and get a new window cleaner.

Logical Fallacy

Indeed.

All gay men are attracted to all men everywhere.

Scientific fact.

Colilfc

Leave it, don't want dirty windows do you?

old hippy

Suffer in silence and allow the whole cycle of hate to continue.

FearDark

He's afraid he'll catch "the ghey"...its only natural shur.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Hard to believe a word of that actually.

But just in case I'm wrong... Find another window cleaner.

EL_Loco

Is he good value, does he do a good job?

The King of Moo

Maybe he misheard the guy in your office and thought he was asking him to clean his gutter?

tomred1

You get your windows cleaned every two weeks! :eek: money to burn in your place.

Giselle

Homophobes, racists, xenophobes and sexists all operate on the assumption that they'll never be challenged.


Some of them even see the lack of challenge as tacit agreement.

Tell him to keep his homophobic opinions and theories to himself. If he quits, its down to him.

Stark

He sounds like a total catch. PM me his number so I can try it on with him.

FearDark

Try and kiss him OP, problem solved...he wont be back anyway.

Tell him you're gay.

Snakeblood

Drop trou and press your buttocks up against the opposite side of the window he's cleaning.

El Weirdo

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Indeed.

All gay men are attracted to all men everywhere.

Scientific fact.

Yes, and don't forget that it takes all their will power to stop themselves from shoving their cock into the arse of any man they come into contact with.

mikemac

If you fire him he will lose his house and his wife and children will starve

Don't be heartless OP

hondasam

Hi is entitled to his opinion even if it is ignorant. If you are that bothered get a new window cleaner and tell him your reasons.

old hippy

I remember I was in this fancy joint once, all the posh ladies and a few luvvies to boot. One woman in particular got all chatty with me and though she was a good deal older than me, I thought I might give it a go. But the longer she went on - her husband had left her for a black woman, she didn't like the homosexuals etc etc - I got more pissed off. This guy at the bar had been winking at me all evening, so I marched over and snogged him then and there. Needless to say, Eva Braun stormed out and that was that.

I don't recommed everyone to try this method, mind.

gamgsam

Gal pal wrote: »

the first thing he said was 'who was that?' in a really angry tone!

He's gay himself and fancies you OP. He's gettin narky at all the competition you have around you.

Mena

tomred1 wrote: »

You get your windows cleaned every two weeks! :eek: money to burn in your place.

Didn't take long...

RichieC

He doesn't drive around in a blue van with pro life stickers plastered all over it does he?

Giselle

Snakeblood wrote: »

Drop trou and press your buttocks up against the opposite side of the window he's cleaning.

I think Gal Pal is female. Or so the username would lead me to believe.

If so, I don't think that strategy is likely to have much effect.

Snakeblood

Giselle wrote: »

I think Gal_Pal is female. Or so the username would lead me to believe.

If so, I don't think that strategy is likely to have much effect.

I AM THE WINDOW CLEANER.

Dancor

Offer him a glass of drugged up water then rape him.

old hippy

Snakeblood wrote: »

I AM THE WINDOW CLEANER.

No. I'm Spartacus!

Gal pal

Why does everyone think I'm a dude??!!

Fishooks12

When I was reading that story did anyone else picture the window cleaner as Paulie from the Sopranos!?! or just me...

old hippy

Gal pal wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a dude??!!

It doesn't matter, does it?

MagicMarker

Next time he comes make you're too ''busy'' to see him and have your brother meet him instead.

Ensure your brother is wearing a full body leather suit and a gimp mask.

Hey presto, problem solved, you'll never see the window cleaner again.

Kanoe

Gal pal wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a dude??!!

there are no women on the internets.

Surely it's not that difficult to find another window cleaner op?

Gal pal

tomred1 wrote: »

You get your windows cleaned every two weeks! :eek: money to burn in your place.

It's a fiver :rolleyes:

4leto

Confessions of a window cleaner's client, the OP is probably remembering an incident they had in the 70s. But just in case, tell him you find his attitude objectionable.

EL_Loco

Gal pal wrote: »

It's a fiver :rolleyes:

stick with him, PC labourers are a tenner minimum.

Leftist

Gal pal wrote: »

I get the windows of my business premises cleaned every 2 weeks by a man who is probably in his mid-late 30's.

The second last time he did them, the door was open and I could hear him talking to a guy that had approached him and asked if he could clean his windows in a house around the corner.

He was very cold, and dismissive to the man and keep saying 'ah I don't really have the time to do them'.

When he came inside to get paid, he started saying that the reason he didn't say yes to the job was because he thought the guy was gay and would probably try it on with him if he went into the house, also he could offer him a drugged glass of water and rape him?!

Next time when he was around doing my windows, I was talking to a very 'camp' guy in the office about a charity fundraiser that we were doing.

When we were finished talking and the guy left, the window cleaner came in to get paid, the first thing he said was 'who was that?' in a really angry tone!

Then he started on about how ''you can always tell can't ya'', ''it's disgusting'' and all the usual crap homophobs come out with. I just tried to change the subject and pay him.

He due back this Thursday, part of me wants to tell him to eff off and that my gay brother and I were very offended by his comments!!

But that is typical of me, I get angry/passionate about something and will always cut off my nose to spite my face.
I would have to see this man EVERY day around town and he does all my neighbours windows.

Is it worth saying something to the boll*x? Or just leave it alone?

Your window cleaner is gay.

Nobody can be that wound up about it if they weren't stiffling the same urges.

He wants the sensation of a man inside him but grew up in the catholic church era so can't admit it because it's dirty, it's a bit sad really.

jc84

Leftist wrote: »

Your window cleaner is gay.

Nobody can be that wound up about it if they weren't stiffling the same urges.

He wants the sensation of a man inside him but grew up in the catholic church era so can't admit it because it's dirty, it's a bit sad really.

yeah sounds gay to me too

ejmaztec

The window cleaner hasn't been the same since he had a pane in the arse.

Dotrel

He's probably seen a lot of weird stuff from a career peering thru windows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

Gal pal

Leftist wrote: »

Your window cleaner is gay.

Nobody can be that wound up about it if they weren't stiffling the same urges.

He wants the sensation of a man inside him but grew up in the catholic church era so can't admit it because it's dirty, it's a bit sad really.

Yeah I would be inclined to agree with you, he's original from England, VERY 'beefed up' looking and tanned.

Probably not allowed to post this so I'm going to go with the ''I'm new here excuse'' ......

Anyone who works in Galway that may ring some bells, (so I ain't making it up just to start a thread and feel included in AH!!)

hondasam

Gal pal wrote: »

Yeah I would be inclined to agree with you, he's original from England, VERY 'beefed up' looking and tanned.

Probably not allowed to post this so I'm going to go with the ''I'm new here excuse'' ......

Anyone who works in Galway that may ring some bells, (so I ain't making it up just to start a thread and feel included in AH!!)

Thought he was married?

Snakeblood

Gal pal wrote: »

Why does everyone think I'm a dude??!!

I rarely look at the names of posters. It's generally like 'AwesomeDude69' so why bother? Besides, you could be the pal of Gals.

Snakeblood

hondasam wrote: »

Thought he was married?

Elton John was married (To a woman).

Leftist

Gal pal wrote: »

Yeah I would be inclined to agree with you, he's original from England, VERY 'beefed up' looking and tanned.

Probably not allowed to post this so I'm going to go with the ''I'm new here excuse'' ......

Anyone who works in Galway that may ring some bells, (so I ain't making it up just to start a thread and feel included in AH!!)

Ding dong, It's official.

He's mad for it, probably has pulled lads on night outs and beat them afterwards because he was ashamed of himself.

Blatant.

Gal pal

hondasam wrote: »

Thought he was married?

Ok all I'm saying is ''no he is divorced with a few kids but he does have a new girlfriend''

hondasam

Snakeblood wrote: »

Elton John was married (To a woman).

He was for a short while but Elton never denied he was gay.

Snakeblood

hondasam wrote: »

He was for a short while but Elton never denied he was gay.

I thought your point was that gay people aren't married.

old hippy

Gal pal wrote: »

Ok all I'm saying is ''no he is divorced with a few kids but he does have a new girlfriend''

Ach, so he's bi-curious but just a bit scared of what people might say? Tell him to man up, ffs!

hondasam

Gal pal wrote: »

Ok all I'm saying is ''no he is divorced with a few kids but he does have a new girlfriend''

you fancy him, you sure know a lot about him?

Border-Rat

Gal pal wrote: »

I get the windows of my business premises cleaned every 2 weeks by a man who is probably in his mid-late 30's.

The second last time he did them, the door was open and I could hear him talking to a guy that had approached him and asked if he could clean his windows in a house around the corner.

He was very cold, and dismissive to the man and keep saying 'ah I don't really have the time to do them'.

When he came inside to get paid, he started saying that the reason he didn't say yes to the job was because he thought the guy was gay and would probably try it on with him if he went into the house, also he could offer him a drugged glass of water and rape him?!

Next time when he was around doing my windows, I was talking to a very 'camp' guy in the office about a charity fundraiser that we were doing.

When we were finished talking and the guy left, the window cleaner came in to get paid, the first thing he said was 'who was that?' in a really angry tone!

Then he started on about how ''you can always tell can't ya'', ''it's disgusting'' and all the usual crap homophobs come out with. I just tried to change the subject and pay him.

He due back this Thursday, part of me wants to tell him to eff off and that my gay brother and I were very offended by his comments!!

But that is typical of me, I get angry/passionate about something and will always cut off my nose to spite my face.
I would have to see this man EVERY day around town and he does all my neighbours windows.

Is it worth saying something to the boll*x? Or just leave it alone?

I'm sorry but I think you're lying.