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Three Women And A River

MonkieSocks · 2011-10-17 10:40:01

Three women are trying to cross a river. But they can’t seem to find out how. Suddenly a Genie appears and offers to grand each of them one wish. The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now. *swoosh* She takes of her clothes and swims across the river. The second woman wishes she would be a…

17-10-2011 10:40am

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Three women are trying to cross a river.

But they can’t seem to find out how.

Suddenly a Genie appears and offers to grand each of them one wish.

The first woman wishes she would be ten times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes of her clothes and swims across the river.

The second woman wishes she would be a hundred times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*
She takes some wood, builds a raft and paddles across the river.

The third woman is so amazed by the success of the other two and wishes she would be a thousand times smarter than she is now.
*swoosh*

She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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