Deputy Steven Seagal

JONJO THE MISER

In a surprising role reversal from film to real life, hollywood tough man Steven Seagal has become a Sheriff's Deputy in Hudspeth County east of El Paso.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2049743/Steven-Seagal-appointed-deputy-sheriff-Texas-border-town.html

BBDBB

I thought he was just the cook?

Fago!

Was he not a cop ages ago?

Dotrel

I see he's already been at the donuts.

Saila

cant wait for the next bank robbery there, then we'll get to see what he's made of

"put down the gun or Ill teach you a les....."

"BANG! BANG! BANG!"

*segal dies*

"that shit only works in hollywood stephen ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa!"

Senna

There's a reality TV show following him around while on duty, seen it on sky a couple of weeks ago.

mawk

op is years late.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal:_Lawman

orourkeda

Dotrel wrote: »

I see he's already been at the donuts.

He's a true professional.

Plazaman

mawk wrote: »

op is years late.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal:_Lawman

This is just a change of jobs, he's going Louisiana to Texas.

His monosyllabic tones will be perfect for interrogations getting crims to confess.

TheUsual

It's the new way to send illegal Mexican's back over the border.
Seagal does a roundhouse and they fly home for free.



Seagal actually has an interesting early life, went to Japan and learned his skills the hard way. Weird but utterly committed young guy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_seagal
Would make a better movie than his usual muck.

ejmaztec

TheUsual wrote: »

It's the new way to send illegal Mexican's back over the border.
Seagal does a roundhouse and they fly home for free.



Seagal actually has an interesting early life, went to Japan and learned his skills the hard way. Weird but utterly committed young guy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_seagal
Would make a better movie than his usual muck.

That's being far too complimentary, not to mention an insult to muck.

slavetothegrind

stephen seagal rocks.

A simple but true statement;)

TheUsual

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's being far too complimentary, not to mention an insult to muck.

haha very true. :pac:


I was reading some website that when he went to Japan aged 16, after World War 2, there was a lot of anti-american feeling and he was treated very badly by the teacher and pupils of the martial arts school he joined and lived in. He did all the crap jobs and was beaten and was lowest of the low. Then he picked up the language and skills and won them over and became head of the school, first non-Japanese person in history.
Married a Japanese woman and is still highly thought of there.

I would watch a movie like that.

Saila

ejmaztec wrote: »

That's being far too complimentary, not to mention an insult to muck.

undersiege FTW :cool:
its a bit of a classic

FatherLen

slavetothegrind wrote: »

stephen seagal sucks.

A simple but true statement;)

fyp

TheUsual

Saila wrote: »

undersiege FTW :cool:
its a bit of a classic

Just for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wf-QTEO6Y

admiralofthefleet

is this him?

LETHAL LADY

Just a quick question why do boys/men get all excited about Steven Seagal?

tallus

A far as I know he has been a cop in Louisiana for at least ten years.

Under siege rocked by the way.

Micky Dolenz

reality TV, enough said.

TheUsual

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Just a quick question why do boys/men get all excited about Steven Seagal?

Of all the action movies you watch, how many actors can do that in real life? Like put the house burglar in hospital ?

Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler won't be handy to have in a bar fight.

Scubadevils

Jaysus he certainly has been enjoying food anyway, doubt he'll be swinging too many round house kicks at the baddies. Suppose he does have a big fck-off gun though.

LETHAL LADY

TheUsual wrote: »

Of all the action movies you watch, how many actors can do that in real life? Like put the house burglar in hospital ?

Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler won't be handy to have in a bar fight.

Ok fair enough. But Brad and Gerald are nicer to look at.;)

Voodu Child

TheUsual wrote: »

haha very true. :pac:


I was reading some website that when he went to Japan aged 16, after World War 2, there was a lot of anti-american feeling and he was treated very badly by the teacher and pupils of the martial arts school he joined and lived in. He did all the crap jobs and was beaten and was lowest of the low. Then he picked up the language and skills and won them over and became head of the school, first non-Japanese person in history.
Married a Japanese woman and is still highly thought of there.

I would watch a movie like that.

Much of what Seagal has said about himself has turned out to be made up or exaggerated. He is pretty much a perfect example of a clinical egomaniac.

mackg

I love the names of the characters he plays:

Casey Ryback
Det. Gino Felino
Mason Storm
Forest Taft
Orin Boyd

Brilliant! I'm not the biggest fan of cheesy action movies but I am fond of a good Seagal movie now and then.

TheUsual

Voodu Child wrote: »

Much of what Seagal has said about himself has turned out to be made up or exaggerated. He is pretty much a perfect example of a clinical egomaniac.

Well the stuff I read (can't find link now) was not fan forums or his own website.
But the fact is, he was the first foreigner in Japan to run a Dojo (school). And I can't find anything to say that he is not what he says he is.

smokedeels

Summed up well here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y434mL2B1Zg

ejmaztec

His films seem to consist of four 25 minute "fight" scenes where he slaps some guy around, and each guy dies of boredom.Then he goes down the pie shop and the credits start rolling.

Logical Fallacy

Gene LeBell > Steven Seagal

Badgermonkey

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Just a quick question why do boys/men get all excited about Steven Seagal?

Because Steven has taught us men that alarming weight gain, unconvincing dye jobs and straight-to-video style career stagnation shall hold no power over us, once we too pretend to have mastered an obscure martial art.

vampire of kilmainham

out in the west texas town of el paso stephan fell in love with a mexican girl

Badgermonkey

vampire of kilmainham wrote: »

out in the west texas town of el paso stephan fell in love with a mexican girl

Then deported her at gunpoint having confiscated her tasty Taco's.

The End.